AceJon - Network

When I read "Linux" in my head I say "lie-nux". But when I say it out loud I say "lin-ux". I think I'm imagining that you all have a...

When I read "Linux" in my head I say "lie-nux". But when I say it out loud I say "lin-ux". I think I'm imagining that you all have a different accent to me

Well I just think it's kuberneat

Well I just think it's kuberneat

Being unwell is great, but have you tried being unwell while being the primary caretaker of a 3 year old?

Being unwell is great, but have you tried being unwell while being the primary caretaker of a 3 year old?

Heartbreaking: the social justice aware, accepting church you've been part of for a decade is apparently zionist

Heartbreaking: the social justice aware, accepting church you've been part of for a decade is apparently zionist

Been tempted by Linux a lot recently. But I'm on a 1080ti, which from my brief research just Doesn't Work Well

Been tempted by Linux a lot recently. But I'm on a 1080ti, which from my brief research just Doesn't Work Well

If I was a famous singer I would do a song about joining a union

If I was a famous singer I would do a song about joining a union

Anyone got a dropout.tv subscription they wanna share the password for lol? #poorcrew

Anyone got a dropout.tv subscription they wanna share the password for lol? #poorcrew

Me, 50% of the way through a battle: that's half the battle

Me, 50% of the way through a battle: that's half the battle

My role as a husband is to be the person my wife says "I'm tired" to dozens of times every day

My role as a husband is to be the person my wife says "I'm tired" to dozens of times every day

Excited to see @brianbilston in approx 1 minute on stage

Excited to see @brianbilston in approx 1 minute on stage

Quality post:rum!

Quality post:

rum!

Just a friendly reminder that there's a splirt of Zumanorbs, that started after GonkIndustries changed their licensing for it, called...

Just a friendly reminder that there's a splirt of Zumanorbs, that started after GonkIndustries changed their licensing for it, called SuperFreep. https://super.freep

@neil am I doing this right? (cc @babe)

@neil am I doing this right? (cc @babe)

A lot of people don't know they're trans until they've had intimate times with other people.But I won't teach you how to suck eggs

A lot of people don't know they're trans until they've had intimate times with other people.

But I won't teach you how to suck eggs

@AceJon he's basically right

@AceJon he's basically right

3yo saw a union jack today and said it's the Tesco logo

3yo saw a union jack today and said it's the Tesco logo

Occam, coming home to show his wife a new razor he found: Hey honey!Occam's wife: murdered by a razor moments agoOccam: oh, bollocks.

Occam, coming home to show his wife a new razor he found: Hey honey!
Occam's wife: murdered by a razor moments ago
Occam: oh, bollocks.

On Arrakis, to shower you scrub your asshole with sand.

On Arrakis, to shower you scrub your asshole with sand.

Happy Valentine's Day to $SQL->("SELECT u.first_name as wife_name FROM users u, user_relationships r WHERE u.id = r.wife AND r.husband =...

Happy Valentine's Day to $SQL->("SELECT u.first_name as wife_name FROM users u, user_relationships r WHERE u.id = r.wife AND r.husband = ? AND r.relation_type = 'trad_marriage'", array($me['user_id']))[0]['wife_name'];

@AceJon 20 minutes passed and all humanity failed to seek wisdom. "We are rigid in our ways", the heathen doth excuse; "we are not mouldable...

@AceJon 20 minutes passed and all humanity failed to seek wisdom. "We are rigid in our ways", the heathen doth excuse; "we are not mouldable by thine deft tongue". I understand. I understand. It is a shame.

I understand.