I really need to know there’s going to be some engagement if I’m going to start having original thoughts, so. I’m owning my shallowness. Ego needs food. Badly. #gauntlet
24.7.2023 16:17I really need to know there’s going to be some engagement if I’m going to start having original thoughts, so. I’m owning my...Am I alone in thinking there’s a 0% chance this is the first cocaine to ever enter the West Wing?
6.7.2023 16:01Am I alone in thinking there’s a 0% chance this is the first cocaine to ever enter the West Wing?No, YOU’RE a graduated compression sock.
1.7.2023 16:29No, YOU’RE a graduated compression sock.Sometimes I worry that really I’m catatonic and all of this is my coma nightmare.
14.6.2023 20:09Sometimes I worry that really I’m catatonic and all of this is my coma nightmare.Monday after run n gun is a whole new level of tired. #rng23
12.6.2023 18:53Monday after run n gun is a whole new level of tired. #rng23Oh great. DeSantis turning to Musk to add credibility/personality to his announcement is the blandest lameness. President Edgelord.
23.5.2023 18:16Oh great. DeSantis turning to Musk to add credibility/personality to his announcement is the blandest lameness. President Edgelord.This is the pithy hot take you’ve been waiting for.
23.5.2023 16:04This is the pithy hot take you’ve been waiting for.I mean I *guess* it makes sense that at 7am after an imperfect sleep and before coffee I’m having trouble inventing a pithy hot take don’t at me.
23.5.2023 14:02I mean I *guess* it makes sense that at 7am after an imperfect sleep and before coffee I’m having trouble inventing a pithy hot take...I’m impatient to get the lawn mown but I want to wait til 9. That’s 10 minutes away! Interminable!
17.5.2023 15:50I’m impatient to get the lawn mown but I want to wait til 9. That’s 10 minutes away! Interminable!Man I should go tailgating with some Swifties.
15.5.2023 22:16Man I should go tailgating with some Swifties.I’m so glad I’m a person who sees value in knowing, seeing, and listening to people who are not exactly like myself. How bland to be closed to the experiences of a community of different people.
15.5.2023 21:39I’m so glad I’m a person who sees value in knowing, seeing, and listening to people who are not exactly like myself. How bland to be...Sitting in a mattress warehouse waiting to get makeup put on is a life choice.
15.5.2023 16:08Sitting in a mattress warehouse waiting to get makeup put on is a life choice.Happy Mother’s Day to all of you with complicated relationships to your moms. It can be really not easy and you aren’t alone.
14.5.2023 17:00Happy Mother’s Day to all of you with complicated relationships to your moms. It can be really not easy and you aren’t alone.Now I have the Friends theme song in my head, whichever one of you did that.
14.5.2023 01:37Now I have the Friends theme song in my head, whichever one of you did that.I keep trying to write a post that is all tone. Like if you read it without hearing my delivery of it you’d totally be like “what a total knob end.”
12.5.2023 15:15I keep trying to write a post that is all tone. Like if you read it without hearing my delivery of it you’d totally be like “what a...I’ve decided to post Amazon links on twitter for sweet kickbacks from bezos. So far I’ve amused myself quite a bit and made 30 cents. #killingit
5.5.2023 17:55I’ve decided to post Amazon links on twitter for sweet kickbacks from bezos. So far I’ve amused myself quite a bit and made 30 cents....It is 10 in the morning and I already wrote seven new pages for my book.
3.5.2023 17:07It is 10 in the morning and I already wrote seven new pages for my book.Most AI I see is better described as ‘computer plagiarism.’
1.5.2023 15:21Most AI I see is better described as ‘computer plagiarism.’I can’t believe success of the emu as the straight man.
28.4.2023 15:14I can’t believe success of the emu as the straight man.I kiiiid, I KID!
26.4.2023 20:39I kiiiid, I KID!