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Matt Gaetz is out, didn't even last a single Scaramucci.

Matt Gaetz is out, didn't even last a single Scaramucci.

My House Hippo > #moodeng#dogsofmastodon

My House Hippo > #moodeng

#dogsofmastodon

This just made my fuckin day.

This just made my fuckin day.

Do you guys use a service to remove your personal data from the web ala DeleteMe or Incogni? Do you like them? What are your experiences?...

Do you guys use a service to remove your personal data from the web ala DeleteMe or Incogni? Do you like them? What are your experiences? I'm beginning to feel like I want zero people to be able to find me on the internet ever again and I'm considering one of these services - let me know what you think if you have experience with them.

When it all burns down...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz24W6CQ0HI

When it all burns down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz24W6CQ0HI

If I worked at Hulu literally all of their loading animations would be Gene, Tina, and Louise dancing.

If I worked at Hulu literally all of their loading animations would be Gene, Tina, and Louise dancing.

Sup? #dogsofmastodon

Sup?

#dogsofmastodon

Can all just collectively agree that the term "life hack" is over and that we all hate it and will refuse to look at any article...

Can all just collectively agree that the term "life hack" is over and that we all hate it and will refuse to look at any article that uses this term or any obvious spinoff term like it? Thank you.

Wikipedia is one of that last standing bastions of the old internet that is still largely unfettered by billionaire dickheads.They are...

Wikipedia is one of that last standing bastions of the old internet that is still largely unfettered by billionaire dickheads.

They are constantly asking their incredibly massive user base to donate so that they can stay afloat and free for everyone. I'm sure that the Wikimedia nonprofit has it issues, and I'm not here to pontificate about that. I'm here to ask you to contribute to one of the best things the internet still has going for it in 2024.

As the enshittification of our internet continues and billionaire shitheads keep buying up everything we love and mismanaging it into obscurity, I hope I can convince some of you to go give a couple of dollars to one of like 3 still good Google search results. Wikipedia cannot fall.

https://www.wikipedia.org/

Sleepy doggo#dogsofmastodon

Sleepy doggo

#dogsofmastodon

Good morning!!#dogsofmastodon

Good morning!!

#dogsofmastodon

Tis the season!

Tis the season!

Just chillin'#dogsofmastodon

Just chillin'

#dogsofmastodon

He does not smell like rosemary...

He does not smell like rosemary...

Found him! Time to relocate my latest garden thief.

Found him! Time to relocate my latest garden thief.

Hello, sir, may I be fluffy here, please? *Proceeds to be fluffy here regardless of input*#catsofmastodon

Hello, sir, may I be fluffy here, please?
*Proceeds to be fluffy here regardless of input*

#catsofmastodon

Today in dogs:Me: Why does my dog smell like rosemary? My dog: ?Upon inspection of the rosemary bush, there are signs of rodents hiding...

Today in dogs:
Me: Why does my dog smell like rosemary?

My dog: ?

Upon inspection of the rosemary bush, there are signs of rodents hiding stolen garden goodies.

So my dog is chasing rodents through my rosemary bush which means my whole house smells like rosemary. I'm taking this a win.