Me:
Snacks are done, breakfast is done.
My dog:
What about second breakfast
Welp. Won’t be long now
29.12.2022 02:11Welp. Won’t be long nowCan you believe everything that’s going on? It’s crazy out there!
So
Here’s a Christmas squirrel ❤️🐿️🎄✨
Just hanging out with family #dogs #pets #kawaii #wholesome
11.12.2022 19:42Just hanging out with family #dogs #pets #kawaii #wholesomeWould I look like a complete asshole reading this in an airport
8.12.2022 03:45Would I look like a complete asshole reading this in an airport“Oh, were these slippers yours?”
Not any more!
Full Story on Trump org guilty verdict: https://www.thedailybeast.com/manhattan-jury-finds-trump-org-guilty-of-tax-crimes
6.12.2022 21:06Full Story on Trump org guilty verdict: https://www.thedailybeast.com/manhattan-jury-finds-trump-org-guilty-of-tax-crimeshttps://www.thedailybeast.com/manhattan-jury-finds-trump-org-guilty-of-tax-crimes
6.12.2022 21:05https://www.thedailybeast.com/manhattan-jury-finds-trump-org-guilty-of-tax-crimesWelp. Trump Org found guilty of tax fraud
6.12.2022 21:05Welp. Trump Org found guilty of tax fraudThank you, everyone, for all the help reporting the imposter account. Looks like it’s gone now! I have no idea what that person’s 7 posts said (I was blocked from viewing them), but at least they are down now ❤️☺️
4.12.2022 01:35Thank you, everyone, for all the help reporting the imposter account. Looks like it’s gone now! I have no idea what that person’s 7...This is not me, but they are using all my photos and my bio. Who do I inform about impersonation?
4.12.2022 00:12This is not me, but they are using all my photos and my bio. Who do I inform about impersonation?Aaaand Elon thinks there’s nothing wrong with that guy’s threatening comment to me. Just got the happy news
30.11.2022 18:52Aaaand Elon thinks there’s nothing wrong with that guy’s threatening comment to me. Just got the happy newsElon’s amnesty for harassers is going well
30.11.2022 00:25Elon’s amnesty for harassers is going wellHe thinks that’s the worst case
27.11.2022 19:48He thinks that’s the worst caseWhat stage of grief is this
22.11.2022 01:38What stage of grief is thisOooh, you know it’s bothering Elon that Trump isn’t using Twitter and boosting traffic now that he’s reinstated 😂😂😂
20.11.2022 23:26Oooh, you know it’s bothering Elon that Trump isn’t using Twitter and boosting traffic now that he’s reinstated 😂😂😂*sad trombone sound*
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
20.11.2022 03:40*sad trombone sound* 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Womp womp 😂😂😂😂😂😂
20.11.2022 03:31Womp womp 😂😂😂😂😂😂Hahaha!! Elon makes this grand performance out of reinstating Trump to Twitter, then Trump tells him to piss off, he’s staying at Truth Social (where he’s idolized). 😂😂😂 💀💀💀
20.11.2022 03:28Hahaha!! Elon makes this grand performance out of reinstating Trump to Twitter, then Trump tells him to piss off, he’s staying at Truth...He thinks that was a 'valid poll'. Clearly he doesn't understand 'sampling bias'
20.11.2022 02:40He thinks that was a 'valid poll'. Clearly he doesn't understand 'sampling bias'