Andres4NY - Network

They warn you about the dirty diapers, but they never warn you about the boogers.

They warn you about the dirty diapers, but they never warn you about the boogers.

her: "That's going to be the title of your memoirs: 'From Booger Daddy To Sugar Daddy: how I restarted my career after...

her: "That's going to be the title of your memoirs: 'From Booger Daddy To Sugar Daddy: how I restarted my career after parenting'"..

me: "Great, that solves the hardest part; figuring out the title. Now for the easy part - writing a book."

her: "You'll sell millions of copies just based on the title alone!"

We're out getting k-dogs in Korea town , and the 12yo says "oh there's seating over.. Hey where did it go?"Fucking...

We're out getting k-dogs in Korea town , and the 12yo says "oh there's seating over..
Hey where did it go?"

Fucking #NYCCouncil and their banning of #OutdoorSeating is going to be felt especially hard as the weather warms up and people realize what we've lost. #NYC

My kids' babysitter got hit by a car today. We think she's okay (she went to the hospital), but yeah- #FuckCars #BanCars. If...

My kids' babysitter got hit by a car today. We think she's okay (she went to the hospital), but yeah- #FuckCars #BanCars. If you're having trouble getting federal funds for the subway NY, there's still too many cars in Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens. Expand that congestion pricing zone and raise the price!

Cops aren't gonna help you, if they even show up.[Edit: unless you're a rich business oligarch, or course. If it was a Tesla...

Cops aren't gonna help you, if they even show up.

[Edit: unless you're a rich business oligarch, or course. If it was a Tesla dealership, I'm sure they would've rushed right over!]

Lmao. Cops showed up to the doctor's office because someone accidentally hit the panic button."How long ago did it get hit?...

Lmao. Cops showed up to the doctor's office because someone accidentally hit the panic button.

"How long ago did it get hit? I've been here at the desk this whole time."

*cop checks phone*

"An hour and a half ago."

all cops continue to be bastards https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/114186494982310925

all cops continue to be bastards https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/114186494982310925

So it turns out that 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is where you're just really really into underage girls (just like Trump).

So it turns out that 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' is where you're just really really into underage girls (just like Trump).

lol https://fosstodon.org/@bert_hubert/114184434197912789

lol https://fosstodon.org/@bert_hubert/114184434197912789

And this is why I have zero sympathy for Columbia as they face attacks from the Trump administration. They can get fucked; there are other...

And this is why I have zero sympathy for Columbia as they face attacks from the Trump administration. They can get fucked; there are other schools much more worthy of concern under attack right now. https://xcancel.com/grantdminer/status/1901657622731751625

[Solidarity with their researchers and students though, they didn't deserve any of this. The Columbia administration is just awful.]

Normal people are like, "My throat is dry, let me have some water first."My 12yo is like, "My throat is dry, I need to have...

Normal people are like, "My throat is dry, let me have some water first."

My 12yo is like, "My throat is dry, I need to have some ice cream first."

Which, uh, why didn't I think of that?

One of these releases, I will convert my packages to using git. Trixie (aka #debian 13) will not be that release. Just too many other things...

One of these releases, I will convert my packages to using git. Trixie (aka #debian 13) will not be that release. Just too many other things to do, and since we still can't do automatic uploads from git tags, git is just annoying extra steps for small packages at this point.

Turns out the guy who is just fine with genocide is also just fine with having a corrupt Mayor in Trump's pocket. AND he's okay with...

Turns out the guy who is just fine with genocide is also just fine with having a corrupt Mayor in Trump's pocket. AND he's okay with giving Trump more power via congressional budget. Who could've predicted?

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/03/schumer-trump-budget-senate-dems-aoc/

We should've held a proper funeral for Twitter when it died in late 2022.

We should've held a proper funeral for Twitter when it died in late 2022.

We should be filling our cities with these. 😎https://infosec.exchange/@krypt3ia/114174197623964625

We should be filling our cities with these. 😎

https://infosec.exchange/@krypt3ia/114174197623964625

We're going to be completely isolated on the world stage. Western nations will be pissed off by our sabre-rattling and backstabbing and...

We're going to be completely isolated on the world stage. Western nations will be pissed off by our sabre-rattling and backstabbing and will want nothing to do with us. Our former trading partners (China, etc) will have lost interest as business relationships are destroyed by tariffs. And obviously our current/former enemies simply want to see us destroyed. Our standard of living is going to absolutely _crater_.

https://aus.social/@fixatedpersonsunit/114169247564112396

Burn the democratic party to the ground and salt the earth. Here in NY we've got the Working Families Party, and at this point I'm...

Burn the democratic party to the ground and salt the earth. Here in NY we've got the Working Families Party, and at this point I'm ready to stop voting for anyone unless they've got a WFP endorsement.

Oh ffs! Hochul should've removed this dipshit already. We have the worst goddamned leadership.. #FuckEricAdams...

Oh ffs! Hochul should've removed this dipshit already. We have the worst goddamned leadership..

#FuckEricAdams https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/03/14/mayor-adams-abruptly-calls-off-planned-queensboro-bridge-pedestrian-path-opening

Her: "The next time I see either one of you out of your rooms, you're going to brush your teeth and shower."Me [singing]:...

Her: "The next time I see either one of you out of your rooms, you're going to brush your teeth and shower."

Me [singing]: "hygiene as a punishment, hygiene as a punishment... PUNISHMENT!"

#parenting

Me singing "you're a mean one, Mister Grinch" as I reprimand the kids...#parenting

Me singing "you're a mean one, Mister Grinch" as I reprimand the kids...

#parenting