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I think sometimes fancy bartenders are categorized as elitist but I consider everyone who’s ever folded a coaster to prop a wobbly table a...

I think sometimes fancy bartenders are categorized as elitist but I consider everyone who’s ever folded a coaster to prop a wobbly table a family member.

My birthday’s coming up.

My birthday’s coming up.

In which I try to stop being a “gin bigot.”http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/2/13/hey-gin-get-a-job

In which I try to stop being a “gin bigot.”

http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/2/13/hey-gin-get-a-job

Good bitters look like an Illuminati conspiracy

Good bitters look like an Illuminati conspiracy

Texting with my dealer.

Texting with my dealer.

History on The Greenbook for hospitality folks:https://slate.com/transcripts/enJrZUhIeW5GNzZnRENOUUhTQzQ0RWxKYlV6MkYzZDZXS2txRWtONzB2ST0=

History on The Greenbook for hospitality folks:

https://slate.com/transcripts/enJrZUhIeW5GNzZnRENOUUhTQzQ0RWxKYlV6MkYzZDZXS2txRWtONzB2ST0=

Can’t decide if I’m going to see Cocaine Bear in the theater or if I’m going to see it twice in the theater.

Can’t decide if I’m going to see Cocaine Bear in the theater or if I’m going to see it twice in the theater.

On playlists for bars: http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/2/1/how-to-playlist-ideas-for-people-who-still-make-mixtapes

On playlists for bars: http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/2/1/how-to-playlist-ideas-for-people-who-still-make-mixtapes

The Last of Us has a Jefferson’s Bourbon bottle in it. Likely not a product placement.

The Last of Us has a Jefferson’s Bourbon bottle in it. Likely not a product placement.

Do yourself and the world a favor for Black History Month: research, experience, and celebrate Black joy. Get used to feeling it and...

Do yourself and the world a favor for Black History Month: research, experience, and celebrate Black joy. Get used to feeling it and recognizing that people deserve it.

A blog post, like it’s 2006, about being an old bartender. http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/1/31/my-falstaffian-era

A blog post, like it’s 2006, about being an old bartender. http://www.andrewbohrer.com/bar-napkins/2023/1/31/my-falstaffian-era

I’m really concerned that #bobbyburnsday is being taken over by the people who just want to drink #scotch. It really tramples celebrants...

I’m really concerned that #bobbyburnsday is being taken over by the people who just want to drink #scotch. It really tramples celebrants who who just want to drink scotch and read poetry.

Live stream from #Davos https://youtu.be/owI7DOeO_yg

Live stream from #Davos

https://youtu.be/owI7DOeO_yg

Yeah, I called the cops.

Yeah, I called the cops.

My buddy @everywhereist is on the radio today, low key calling out Microsoft’s fake rains off plan but being funny otherwise:...

My buddy @everywhereist is on the radio today, low key calling out Microsoft’s fake rains off plan but being funny otherwise: https://www.kuow.org/stories/casual-friday-with-geraldine-deruiter-and-kurt-schlosser

I’m very sad not to be on bird app before the annual “poorly chosen MLK quotes” holiday. Please screen shot the hits and post them...

I’m very sad not to be on bird app before the annual “poorly chosen MLK quotes” holiday.

Please screen shot the hits and post them here.

@nightscotsman ahoy chef buddy

@nightscotsman ahoy chef buddy

Is Stephanie Hsu the ‘Dark Horse’ of Award Season?No.She is the warm healing sun of perfection you back handed complimenting fuckwit....

Is Stephanie Hsu the ‘Dark Horse’ of Award Season?

No.

She is the warm healing sun of perfection you back handed complimenting fuckwit.

#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/11/movies/stephanie-hsu-everything-everywhere-all-at-once.html

They also hand the most beautiful Buddha’s hands growling, some the size of a 1 liter bottle

They also hand the most beautiful Buddha’s hands growling, some the size of a 1 liter bottle

Went on a greenhouse tour that drew major distinctions between mini greens and micro greens.

Went on a greenhouse tour that drew major distinctions between mini greens and micro greens.