Andy_P - Network

When you sign up on a new social media platform but you usual names are taken and you start entering random nonsense and now that’s your...

When you sign up on a new social media platform but you usual names are taken and you start entering random nonsense and now that’s your ID forever

Content warning:Birdsite, memeFriend: oh hey u guys are offline early 
Me: Twitter’s haunted 
Friend: what? 
Me: *loading a pistol...

Content warning:Birdsite, meme

Friend: oh hey u guys are offline early 
Me: Twitter’s haunted

Friend: what?

Me: *loading a pistol and putting on VR goggles* Twitter’s haunted

I'm now on step Z: looking into running my own masto instance lol

I'm now on step Z: looking into running my own masto instance lol

Well that didn't work. Anyone know if it's possible to cancel an instance redirect on an old .art account? Is it permanent or did I...

Well that didn't work. Anyone know if it's possible to cancel an instance redirect on an old .art account? Is it permanent or did I find a bug?

Clicking the "Cancel redirect" link in my .art account shows a "You don't have permission to view this page" @Curator any ideas

Ok I’m going to attempt to migrate this account to .art 🤞 wish me luck

Ok I’m going to attempt to migrate this account to .art 🤞 wish me luck

PSA: don’t eat pickles on an empty stomach

PSA: don’t eat pickles on an empty stomach

If you are not a billionaire then don’t read this, you’re already smart. Billionaires only.

If you are not a billionaire then don’t read this, you’re already smart. Billionaires only.

Hey billionaires, did you know exposure to money makes you dumb. It’s true. For a small fee I am willing to hold your money in a safe...

Hey billionaires, did you know exposure to money makes you dumb. It’s true. For a small fee I am willing to hold your money in a safe place so you can grow smart again

Teach me cat, how can you turn off your brain?

Teach me cat, how can you turn off your brain?

After the rush of the new wears off, feel free to unfollow me if that's what you need. I don't mind. I just post whatever random...

After the rush of the new wears off, feel free to unfollow me if that's what you need. I don't mind.

I just post whatever random thing interests me, it ain't for everyone and that's okay

Cats have the right idea. Get yourself a giant warm human you can climb and curl up on

Cats have the right idea. Get yourself a giant warm human you can climb and curl up on

Did you know you can follow hashtags? It’s true! But you may need to log in through a browser to enable this if your app doesn’t support...

Did you know you can follow hashtags? It’s true! But you may need to log in through a browser to enable this if your app doesn’t support it. Just click on or search for a favorite hashtag. Then click on the “follow” icon at the top of the timeline
#MastoTips

I’m so pissed at Procreate right now. It glitched while i was moving a layer, merged all my layers instead and then crashed. Which means...

I’m so pissed at Procreate right now. It glitched while i was moving a layer, merged all my layers instead and then crashed. Which means it auto-saved the flattened file. I cannot undo, and I’ve lost 8 hours of work 😡

It’s spazzing hour. My cat is running around the house, but every few minutes he comes into the room and sprints up to me all excited like...

It’s spazzing hour. My cat is running around the house, but every few minutes he comes into the room and sprints up to me all excited like he’s just discovered yet another best thing ever, and then realizes he can’t talk. And then runs off again.

Content warning:Food, dessertMade a pear and ricotta Dutch baby for dinner. Very delicious and pretty easy to make from basic ingredients.

Content warning:Food, dessert

Made a pear and ricotta Dutch baby for dinner. Very delicious and pretty easy to make from basic ingredients.

Help I’m trapped

Help I’m trapped

Winter preparations: The air vent is next to my desk, so I rigged some cardboard to blow that warm air under my desk and heat my toes

Winter preparations: The air vent is next to my desk, so I rigged some cardboard to blow that warm air under my desk and heat my toes

Pretty proud of myself - made a formula to turn spreadsheet rows and headers into JSON objects for some quick placeholder data. Much easier...

Pretty proud of myself - made a formula to turn spreadsheet rows and headers into JSON objects for some quick placeholder data. Much easier than manually entering it.

You think mastodon is confusing now? I remember when the timeline filter was a regex input.

You think mastodon is confusing now? I remember when the timeline filter was a regex input.