Antimony - Network

If I'm not regularly reminded, I'll forget how very narrow and rare my responses to visual impulses are (I mean porn).I occasionally...

If I'm not regularly reminded, I'll forget how very narrow and rare my responses to visual impulses are (I mean porn).

I occasionally add - let's call them eye candy blogs on Tumblr, until I look at my dash and think "why is this just full of random people?" and then I remember how this doesn't work on me that well.

Chop chop, boys, get dressed and leg it, it's not balmy enough to let it all hang out yet.

Afanc/avanc!#LotRo@ThompsonArt https://mastodon.art/@ThompsonArt/114246649913334476

Afanc/avanc!

#LotRo

@ThompsonArt https://mastodon.art/@ThompsonArt/114246649913334476

Ugh. Time warp got me like bam.It's just the sadistic whim to make us get up in the dark.

Ugh. Time warp got me like bam.

It's just the sadistic whim to make us get up in the dark.

Rofl :') I've been told it says they mistook the feet for nipples and I would have, too.

Rofl :') I've been told it says they mistook the feet for nipples and I would have, too.

I didn't give myself a new cut while preparing dinner I cut myself right into yesterday's gash instead. For cutting potatoes the plastic...

I didn't give myself a new cut while preparing dinner

I cut myself right into yesterday's gash instead.

For cutting potatoes the plastic stamp as a holding tool doesn't work. I'm going to buy those gloves.

#FishFingers

Ignoring a headache often does not make the headache go away.#LifeHack

Ignoring a headache often does not make the headache go away.

#LifeHack

I was just thinking of meming LWJ and LXC with "I'm a stress biter" and "I'm a people pleaser" and...

I was just thinking of meming LWJ and LXC with "I'm a stress biter" and "I'm a people pleaser" and "we're the traumatised brothers"... but EVERYONE is the traumatised brothers :'D

#mdzs

Lol, yeah, try to sell us that webinar about your excellent marketing strategies.This is especially ironic with *marketing* showing how...

Lol, yeah, try to sell us that webinar about your excellent marketing strategies.

This is especially ironic with *marketing* showing how clueless they are about making things actually interesting if they can't just force ads on people.

People who *want* to make a Mastodon account for their fucking company but are afraid people will somehow dislike that shit.I just REALLY...

People who *want* to make a Mastodon account for their fucking company but are afraid people will somehow dislike that shit.

I just REALLY had to sit on my hands not to reply "will you show hole".

Omg:'DThe world just got a little better. 🥓@mira https://outerheaven.club/objects/e75a8641-8017-4ad1-a6e4-c6f50249002f

Omg
:'D
The world just got a little better. 🥓

@mira https://outerheaven.club/objects/e75a8641-8017-4ad1-a6e4-c6f50249002f

My mother: "Or you could use a blunt knife again."Yeah but that used to hurt my shoulder and ellbow because I had to press down so...

My mother: "Or you could use a blunt knife again."

Yeah but that used to hurt my shoulder and ellbow because I had to press down so hard. And I was always anxious I would slip one day and REALLY stab myself that way. The sharp knife really goes through the frozen fish so easily! (And through my fingers.)

(Yes the cats get sushi every night. That's not negotiable.)

#FishFingers

When I wrote above post it was still funny.Yesterday evening I cut myself into my left thumb so bad I didn't even "haha another...

When I wrote above post it was still funny.
Yesterday evening I cut myself into my left thumb so bad I didn't even "haha another one" about it because it left me rattled; just short of "do I need to go to the ER with that" level.

How DO you wield really sharp knives without constantly cutting yourself?! (I think I got a solution for it that seems to work on the frozen fish I cut every day: I can hold down the thing I'm cutting using a "stamp" that came with my grater. Time will show.)

#FishFingers

Ah, I can save other people's posts in my drafts on Tumblr?! Very good! The circle goes into the square hole and the Untamed spoiler...

Ah, I can save other people's posts in my drafts on Tumblr?! Very good! The circle goes into the square hole and the Untamed spoiler goes into my drafts :'D

Lol, someone in Ely tried to log into my (locked since '23) Facebook account? Ely, really? Was it this little guy? Or is my ex trying to...

Lol, someone in Ely tried to log into my (locked since '23) Facebook account? Ely, really? Was it this little guy? Or is my ex trying to have fun? Not so sneaky dude.

(Ok, yeah, scratch that. That's just what people write on people's Fragrantica.)

(Ok, yeah, scratch that. That's just what people write on people's Fragrantica.)

idea: Fragrantica for cats"Horrible stench like when you enter the kitchen and the air is banana, banana in your EYES!""Love...

idea: Fragrantica for cats

"Horrible stench like when you enter the kitchen and the air is banana, banana in your EYES!"

"Love this, smells like piss."

the cats when banana: the cats when new hot water bottle burnt rubber stink:

the cats when banana:
the cats when new hot water bottle burnt rubber stink:

@soph_sol @Betty Have you seen this? O_oImpressive bird call imitation:https://andordean.tumblr.com/post/779106595723411456/

@soph_sol
@Betty

Have you seen this? O_o
Impressive bird call imitation:
https://andordean.tumblr.com/post/779106595723411456/

"Yes, and...?"My spot on the couch is taken.#CatsOfMastodon

"Yes, and...?"
My spot on the couch is taken.

#CatsOfMastodon

No new bad dreams I remember from last night, btw 👍Well, I killed an alien with a defibrillator; but that was just a direct remix of my...

No new bad dreams I remember from last night, btw 👍

Well, I killed an alien with a defibrillator; but that was just a direct remix of my Tumblr dash.