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Just killed my first mosquito on March 30. Since climate change is a hoax, I’m so glad we’re disassembling HHS since we definitely...

Just killed my first mosquito on March 30. Since climate change is a hoax, I’m so glad we’re disassembling HHS since we definitely won’t need to track the inevitable spread of tropical diseases.

Gelato’s not vegan?!

Gelato’s not vegan?!

You guys, Craigslist is just so good. I’d forgotten. Remember when websites were simple and easy, and did what you want? Un-hostile? No...

You guys, Craigslist is just so good. I’d forgotten. Remember when websites were simple and easy, and did what you want? Un-hostile? No dark patterns? It’s refreshing.

Anyone in DC looking for a kids bike seat?...

Anyone in DC looking for a kids bike seat? #BikeDC

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bop/d/washington-hamax-caress-c3-frame/7837795718.html

The worst part is that these jokers have been at it only 3 months so far…

The worst part is that these jokers have been at it only 3 months so far…

So what you're saying is that there's actually a FIFTH dimension to this chess board?

So what you're saying is that there's actually a FIFTH dimension to this chess board?

I've been working here for nearly 15 years. The number of landmines I’ve buried…

I've been working here for nearly 15 years. The number of landmines I’ve buried…

There is little quite so satisfying as using sample data to rickroll my co-workers.

There is little quite so satisfying as using sample data to rickroll my co-workers.

Defecating on bibles is significantly different than defecating of bibles.Prepositions matter.

Defecating on bibles is significantly different than defecating of bibles.

Prepositions matter.

Several of my family members thought I was very silly when I told them they shouldn’t use 23andMe.

Several of my family members thought I was very silly when I told them they shouldn’t use 23andMe.

Somewhat shocked they weren't dumb enough to use Telegram...

Somewhat shocked they weren't dumb enough to use Telegram...

That ending credit sequence for the season finale of Severance was really cool.

That ending credit sequence for the season finale of Severance was really cool.

@hotdogsladies Can we get an update on The Apparatus?

@hotdogsladies Can we get an update on The Apparatus?

I delete most of the posts I write before I

I delete most of the posts I write before I

Current mood.

Current mood.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is just too good to exist in this timeline.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is just too good to exist in this timeline.

The quantity of bees swarming the flowers is intense. Go, go, pollinators, go!

The quantity of bees swarming the flowers is intense. Go, go, pollinators, go!

There are a few days each spring where that tree makes my front porch smell like cotton candy. It's pretty close to heaven.

There are a few days each spring where that tree makes my front porch smell like cotton candy. It's pretty close to heaven.

Horny Tree Season has arrived!

Horny Tree Season has arrived!