I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, if we have to suffer through four more years of that felonious fucktastic shitgibbon because of BUT HER EMAILS 2.0, I will never forgive you pearlclutchers.
11.7.2024 23:26I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, if we have to suffer through four more years of that felonious fucktastic shitgibbon because of BUT HER...Joy. Delight. Sunshine. Love. Passion. Blood. Scars. Heartache. Persistence. Loss. Explosions. Adrenaline. Laughter. Mistakes. Triumphs.
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2.7.2024 20:17Joy. Delight. Sunshine. Love. Passion. Blood. Scars. Heartache. Persistence. Loss. Explosions. Adrenaline. Laughter. Mistakes. Triumphs. 54.If you’re reading this, you need to hear this, and take it to heart:
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗴𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲.
[ I need to read this, as well ]
27.5.2024 16:57If you’re reading this, you need to hear this, and take it to heart:𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲...We now take you LIVE to Oakland Coliseum, for Rangers / A's -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8gF-1D5Mg
7.5.2024 20:22We now take you LIVE to Oakland Coliseum, for Rangers / A's -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8gF-1D5MgWhere time travel does a lot more than grabbing a sports almanac. https://open.substack.com/pub/justdevin/p/potholes-in-my-lawn?r=3rzxg&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
3.5.2024 22:07Where time travel does a lot more than grabbing a sports almanac....Saw a FB reel dramatizing the reading of #VonSchitzenpants into the court record, and thought it was funny but NO WAY was it real.
To my delight, it is. Now, I’ll never refer to #TFG any other way.
3.5.2024 05:24Saw a FB reel dramatizing the reading of #VonSchitzenpants into the court record, and thought it was funny but NO WAY was it real. To my...My "couch potato" tendencies are a little ... bizarre. Not sure when I'm wearing my "critic" hat, and when I'm wearing no hat at all because I've taken my brain out of my head and I'm slightly drooling on myself. I'll let you, Dear Reader, decide which is which. https://open.substack.com/pub/justdevin/p/its-on-my-list?r=3rzxg&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
29.4.2024 20:11My "couch potato" tendencies are a little ... bizarre. Not sure when I'm wearing my "critic" hat, and when I'm...Today's therapeutic exercise: evaluate the space around you. https://open.substack.com/pub/justdevin/p/carving-space?r=3rzxg&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
23.4.2024 17:55Today's therapeutic exercise: evaluate the space around you. ...And now, I have a new pitch deck to write. Yay. https://open.substack.com/pub/justdevin/p/the-sophomore-and-the-jinx?r=3rzxg&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true https://open.substack.com/pub/justdevin/p/the-sophomore-and-the-jinx?r=3rzxg&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
22.4.2024 14:39And now, I have a new pitch deck to write. Yay....There's less than thirty hours left in to vote your Village Idiot into the Semi-Final Round at Karaoke Knockout. Your votes pushed me into first place for a while yesterday, and I'm grateful. Now, there's a day left to pop me into the round that'll determine whether or not I make it out to Los Angeles, and I simply can't do it without your help. Thanks, as always. https://karaokeko.org/2024/devin-pike
27.3.2024 17:24There's less than thirty hours left in to vote your Village Idiot into the Semi-Final Round at Karaoke Knockout. Your votes pushed me...Still in need of your clicky love, for the close of the #KaraokeKnockout second round. http://karaokeko.org/2024/devin-pike
7.3.2024 23:22Still in need of your clicky love, for the close of the #KaraokeKnockout second round. http://karaokeko.org/2024/devin-pikePrepare for wailing and gnashing of teeth: Facebook is down. https://youtu.be/AvyVNmhT4V0?si=eHiUPsn5HVkNvQmb
5.3.2024 15:31Prepare for wailing and gnashing of teeth: Facebook is down. https://youtu.be/AvyVNmhT4V0?si=eHiUPsn5HVkNvQmbIt’s not every day you get to chat with the director of a film as powerful as 20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL, or someone who (DESERVEDLY) might grab a statue at the Kodak next Sunday. Mstyslav Chernov was an amazing guest, and the audience at Look Cinemas Colleyville truly enjoyed the opportunity to speak with him.
2.3.2024 04:11It’s not every day you get to chat with the director of a film as powerful as 20 DAYS IN MARIUPOL, or someone who (DESERVEDLY) might grab...Next Friday (1 Mar) join me at LOOK Cinemas Colleyville (5655 Colleyville Boulevard #300 76034) for a screening of Best Documentary nominee @20DaysMariupol. I’ll be moderating a live Q&A with Director Mstyslav Chernov. Do NOT miss this. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/20-days-in-mariupol-screening-filmmaker-qa-tickets-848550777217?aff=oddtdtcreator
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Saw some jackwagon quip about the Chiefs parade shooting: “I wonder if Taylor Swift can fix this.”
Buddy, if the Swifties took on the gun lobby and open carry state legislature, the landscape would CHANGE. And I am ***here for it***
15.2.2024 01:06Saw some jackwagon quip about the Chiefs parade shooting: “I wonder if Taylor Swift can fix this.”Buddy, if the Swifties took on the gun...Happy Thanksgiving.
14.2.2024 15:50Happy Thanksgiving.I’d say they now take up one full side of the couch, but we all know cats can expand or contract to occupy any space they choose. #Zapp #Roger #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #OrangeCatsFTW
9.2.2024 19:17I’d say they now take up one full side of the couch, but we all know cats can expand or contract to occupy any space they choose. #Zapp...The cat is comfortable. That’s all that matters. #Zapp #CatsOfMastodon #ICantFeelMyArm #EveryDayIsCaturday #SendHelp
6.2.2024 04:05The cat is comfortable. That’s all that matters. #Zapp #CatsOfMastodon #ICantFeelMyArm #EveryDayIsCaturday #SendHelpAs cool as you thought he should have been, Carl Weathers was cooler. Insanely nice, with a laugh that could illuminate a coal mine.
This purely sucks. Goodnight, Carl.
2.2.2024 20:12As cool as you thought he should have been, Carl Weathers was cooler. Insanely nice, with a laugh that could illuminate a coal mine. This...⬆️
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