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I need a v-chip for life.

I need a v-chip for life.

I'm back on Mastodon like a man who escaped to the woods and then went back to the city for an iced caramel latte and then went...

I'm back on Mastodon like a man who escaped to the woods and then went back to the city for an iced caramel latte and then went "you know what, I miss the woods"

You know what's a good investment right now? Anti-depressants, in every possible way.

You know what's a good investment right now? Anti-depressants, in every possible way.

Jason Kelce is every father of three on their one night off.

Jason Kelce is every father of three on their one night off.

According to NFL conspiracy guys, the NFL has preordained the Ravens to be in the Superbowl because the official #superbowl colors include...

According to NFL conspiracy guys, the NFL has preordained the Ravens to be in the Superbowl because the official #superbowl colors include purple.

I have a different conspiracy theory: the guy who picked the colors have watched the Baltimore Ravens play football this year and went "whoa they seem pretty good at this" #ravensvstexans

Let's go Not-the-Cowboys, let's go!#NFLPlayoffs #WildCardWeekend

Let's go Not-the-Cowboys, let's go!
#NFLPlayoffs #WildCardWeekend

I was all excited to watch Travis Kelce get 16 yards to keep the 1000+ yards/season streak going but now he's out due to "coaching...

I was all excited to watch Travis Kelce get 16 yards to keep the 1000+ yards/season streak going but now he's out due to "coaching decision"? Guess I'm making a "fan decision" to watch the Eagles game instead #nfl #chiefskingdom

I think I found my superhero alter ego #stressman

I think I found my superhero alter ego #stressman

Anyone who says modern men don't face real struggles has clearly never tried to get my wife out of a HomeSense

Anyone who says modern men don't face real struggles has clearly never tried to get my wife out of a HomeSense

I've realized I have no problem with a responsible adult owning a firearm. Maybe I have a problem with the fact that I can count the...

I've realized I have no problem with a responsible adult owning a firearm. Maybe I have a problem with the fact that I can count the number of responsible adults I've met in my 37 years on this planet on my left foot.

I don't know when I became so middle aged: I'm on day 10 of a 13 day roadtrip vacation and I'm most excited to get back home...

I don't know when I became so middle aged: I'm on day 10 of a 13 day roadtrip vacation and I'm most excited to get back home because I have a woodworking project waiting for me in my basement.

Nothing annoys me quite like a hotel that changes the details of the package you booked as you check in.

Nothing annoys me quite like a hotel that changes the details of the package you booked as you check in.

The more I learn about both ADHD and the autism spectrum, the more I think about myself and think "wait a hot minute..."

The more I learn about both ADHD and the autism spectrum, the more I think about myself and think "wait a hot minute..."

Just ordered an Iced Capp at a Tim Hortons in small town Quebec and during my order I, in order:A) started in FrenchB) used an Italian word...

Just ordered an Iced Capp at a Tim Hortons in small town Quebec and during my order I, in order:
A) started in French
B) used an Italian word to describe the coffee
C) got scared, switched to English
D) realized the cashier didn't understand me so back to French
F) then when the cashier gave me my drink, I thanked her in Spanish.

Moral of the story: I may be partially cultured but I'm much more of an idiot.

I have discovered the side of tiktok where southern fishermen trap minnows (aka minners) in a creek every day and this has real danger of...

I have discovered the side of tiktok where southern fishermen trap minnows (aka minners) in a creek every day and this has real danger of becoming my entire personality

To be fair, changing my name to #X and quickly discarding all my recognisable traits is exactly what I would do if I was about to default on...

To be fair, changing my name to #X and quickly discarding all my recognisable traits is exactly what I would do if I was about to default on a massive loan from the Saudi Royal family #birdapp

If Elon Musk bought a new car, he would've paid 9 times what it's worth only to strip it down to a chassis and tireless rims within...

If Elon Musk bought a new car, he would've paid 9 times what it's worth only to strip it down to a chassis and tireless rims within 7 months #birdapp

Prediction: it will be revealed that the real reason Elon changed the name of the #birdapp to #X is because he couldn't figure out how...

Prediction: it will be revealed that the real reason Elon changed the name of the #birdapp to #X is because he couldn't figure out how to get his phone to stop intentionally misspelling it as "Twatter"

I refuse to believe that anyone besides Xzibit owns the true rights to the letter #X #birdapp

I refuse to believe that anyone besides Xzibit owns the true rights to the letter #X #birdapp

The only reason to post anything on #X is to point out what a stupid name it is and how it will always be the #birdapp

The only reason to post anything on #X is to point out what a stupid name it is and how it will always be the #birdapp