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Lewd HeadspaceWow! Didn’t realise people were so appreciative of me growing! Well, I’m always glad for the encouragement! Here’s to...

Lewd Headspace

Wow! Didn’t realise people were so appreciative of me growing!
Well, I’m always glad for the encouragement! Here’s to another 50lb of beef and padding! 😁

I managed a full day of work in the lab, and DM’d a game of DnD for a 6-player party of fellow scientists, and then managed a 2 mile walk...

I managed a full day of work in the lab, and DM’d a game of DnD for a 6-player party of fellow scientists, and then managed a 2 mile walk in under an hour.
I did so much more today than I thought I was capable of. I’m really really proud today.

Mirror SelfieFeeling cute in that post-back-surgery kinda way

Mirror Selfie

Feeling cute in that post-back-surgery kinda way

And I am home! I’m groggy. I’m sore. I’m loopy. My throat is sand paper and staying awake is very difficult. And above all else, my...

And I am home! I’m groggy. I’m sore. I’m loopy. My throat is sand paper and staying awake is very difficult. And above all else, my sciatic nerve isn’t on fire anymore! Thank goodness!
Now to heal.

It’s surgery day!!! I should be able to walk again in a few hours! And stand! And sit! I’m so excited!

It’s surgery day!!! I should be able to walk again in a few hours! And stand! And sit! I’m so excited!

Today, tomorrow, the day after. As soon as I’ve made it through them, I get my surgery and I can walk again. Until then, can I live...

Today, tomorrow, the day after. As soon as I’ve made it through them, I get my surgery and I can walk again.
Until then, can I live vicariously through you all? Just head out sometime this weekend and take a picture of something that makes you smile. A flower, a flag in a window, a doll box in a movie theatre, a dog looking happy.
Just… something other than these 4 walls.

Walking funny ‘cos he blew your back out: 10/10 would recommend. Walking funny ‘cos your back blew out: no/10 avoid at all costs. I knew...

Walking funny ‘cos he blew your back out: 10/10 would recommend.
Walking funny ‘cos your back blew out: no/10 avoid at all costs.
I knew my English teacher was smarter than me, but I never believed Mr Perry when he said I really needed to understand Active and Passive voices.

Queer joy: you and your fellow puppies have moshed, have the endorphins flowing through you all, are dripping in sweat, and are lying...

Queer joy: you and your fellow puppies have moshed, have the endorphins flowing through you all, are dripping in sweat, and are lying together in a huge cuddle puddle. There is not a face in the pile that doesn’t have a huge grin and a full heart.
I wish something equally joyous on all of you this weekend.

Vulnerability, spine stuffIt’s getting harder and harder just to sit. There’s nerve pain in new places. I know this is a temporary...

Vulnerability, spine stuff

It’s getting harder and harder just to sit. There’s nerve pain in new places.
I know this is a temporary thing. I know I’ve got the best neurosurgeon in the region waiting for me. I know I just have to keep the faith for 3 more weeks until the surgery.
But watching yourself deteriorate day by day is a very scary experience, and one I don’t wish on anybody else.

So! Fun! The disc has degenerated really badly, is herniated, and I think the spinal cyst is back. The fun thing is, this is me analysing my...

So! Fun!
The disc has degenerated really badly, is herniated, and I think the spinal cyst is back.
The fun thing is, this is me analysing my own images because the American healthcare system makes an Entmoot look hasty.
We’ll find out what the next step is sometime next week.

Yay!!! It’s MRI day! I get to find out what the hell is wrong with my back and whether I need surgery!

Yay!!! It’s MRI day! I get to find out what the hell is wrong with my back and whether I need surgery!

Random acts of kindness. Because you can’t change the world. But you can change *someone*’s world.

Random acts of kindness.
Because you can’t change the world. But you can change *someone*’s world.

I! Have! A PROJECT!!! I’m a real scientist doing real work on something real that nobody else has done before!!!

I! Have! A PROJECT!!!
I’m a real scientist doing real work on something real that nobody else has done before!!!

You heard correct! I was part of the flood that got us over the line for Breath of the Wild Blindfolded! 😁😁😁

You heard correct! I was part of the flood that got us over the line for Breath of the Wild Blindfolded! 😁😁😁

Words I can no longer read thanks to @bootblackcub : Citrussy. Words I can no longer hear thanks to @bootblackcub : Celibacy.

Words I can no longer read thanks to @bootblackcub : Citrussy.

Words I can no longer hear thanks to @bootblackcub : Celibacy.

Gainer Before and AfterFrom Hunk to Blimp! But I can promise you I still give some of the best hugs you’ve ever had.

Gainer Before and After

From Hunk to Blimp! But I can promise you I still give some of the best hugs you’ve ever had.

I GOT TO SHAKE HIS HAND!!! And he explained a few more bits of the method he used and he kind of took a dump on the paper I presented last...

I GOT TO SHAKE HIS HAND!!! And he explained a few more bits of the method he used and he kind of took a dump on the paper I presented last month. Called them “disingenuous”.
Wow! Big important scientists are as catty as gays, they just use longer words!

Fun science fact! A 6th patient has been cured of HIV! Same method as the others, in Chicago this time. I need to try and talk to the doctor...

Fun science fact! A 6th patient has been cured of HIV! Same method as the others, in Chicago this time.
I need to try and talk to the doctor who did it and ask him some questions while we’re both here.
Wish me luck!

I love you awesome people. I wish I could hug you all.

I love you awesome people. I wish I could hug you all.

Their surname is Logist and they traditionally have O names as their middle names.

Their surname is Logist and they traditionally have O names as their middle names.