God said, “Thou shall not kill.”
And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn’t take it seriously.
18.11.2022 00:44God said, “Thou shall not kill.”And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn’t take it...You never see a church with free WiFi.
I guess they don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
18.11.2022 00:43You never see a church with free WiFi.I guess they don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually works."I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”"
17.11.2022 03:37"I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”"“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”
15.11.2022 16:59“You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.”“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
14.11.2022 06:31“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”
13.11.2022 21:59“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
13.11.2022 19:41“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”.“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg
“God created war so that #Americans would learn geography.”
— Mark Twain
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.”
— Woody Allen
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Jesus christ,if I have to ask again for someone to put out the bins I'll scream,,I'm not able today for this crap. Be kind to each other 🙏
11.11.2022 17:04Jesus christ,if I have to ask again for someone to put out the bins I'll scream,,I'm not able today for this crap. Be kind to each...Let us pray 🙏
11.11.2022 15:53Let us pray 🙏