I can imagine the White House saying this. Not the president - some of the words are bigger than he can cope with - but the administration or tech support bro.
"Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.
We have created for the first time in all history a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may bloom, secure from the pests of any contradictory true thoughts.
Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth.
We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause.
Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion.
We shall prevail!”
12.3.2025 15:19I can imagine the White House saying this. Not the president - some of the words are bigger than he can cope with - but the administration...Those ClockworkPi.com folks know what pushes my buttons.
12.3.2025 14:39Those ClockworkPi.com folks know what pushes my buttons.NPR is mean playing snippets of 80’s music between stories and not naming them. Anyway, today it was The Politics of Dancing.
12.3.2025 14:28NPR is mean playing snippets of 80’s music between stories and not naming them. Anyway, today it was The Politics of Dancing.Funny chap Richard Herring on this flight. Nice bloke.
7.3.2025 11:01Funny chap Richard Herring on this flight. Nice bloke.Companies: Employees - please report back to the office.
The office:
7.3.2025 10:24Companies: Employees - please report back to the office. The office:The look of betrayal.
“I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
6.3.2025 18:53The look of betrayal.“I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have...Haha how quaint.
5.3.2025 14:21Haha how quaint.At this point it’s clear the Democrats are pretty much complicit.
5.3.2025 13:11At this point it’s clear the Democrats are pretty much complicit.“Just surrender it’ll be so much easier”
The US official foreign policy has been written by rapists.
4.3.2025 14:27“Just surrender it’ll be so much easier”The US official foreign policy has been written by rapists.Why aren’t cat carriers disguised as cardboard boxes?!
https://mastodon.social/@earsmeardius/114104330220415998
Happy Pancake Day!
Hope Americans can afford the eggs to make some.
4.3.2025 08:44Happy Pancake Day! Hope Americans can afford the eggs to make some.I have to get a cat into a carrying container soon. Wish me luck.
4.3.2025 08:27I have to get a cat into a carrying container soon. Wish me luck.The UK PM shows how it should be done. I’m no royalist, but hopefully meeting the king annoys you-know-who (who won’t be able to resist posting about it).
1.3.2025 20:22The UK PM shows how it should be done. I’m no royalist, but hopefully meeting the king annoys you-know-who (who won’t be able to resist...(LISP)
https://mastodon.social/@aka_pugs/114088426236465767
You can just see the ferry heading to Scotland. And another big ship.
28.2.2025 08:07You can just see the ferry heading to Scotland. And another big ship.Stop hitting yourself..
25.2.2025 15:11Stop hitting yourself..US Bank: To transfer money with this phone app, click on the button that says “I promise it’s cool”
Irish Bank: To transfer money with this phone, go back in time a month and enter your phone number. Decode a secret message in Cuneiform; we will text you the location where you can find it. Then answer six general knowledge questions on a subject you know nothing about. Tell us the blood type of the person you are sending money to. Solve Fermat’s Last Theorem in a novel way. Now you can send money but only in amounts that are perfect primes.
24.2.2025 17:42US Bank: To transfer money with this phone app, click on the button that says “I promise it’s cool”Irish Bank: To transfer money with...“The Unexpected Health Benefits of Tetris” - The Atlantic
“Playing Tetris can level up your mental health: psychotherapist” - New York Post
“How Tetris therapy could help patients” - BBC
Me:
24.2.2025 14:33“The Unexpected Health Benefits of Tetris” - The Atlantic“Playing Tetris can level up your mental health: psychotherapist” - New...While everyone records it for social media
24.2.2025 10:01While everyone records it for social mediaLooks like the US is going full authoritarian, even against white people now. https://mefi.social/@MissConstrue/114056808025047883
24.2.2025 07:35Looks like the US is going full authoritarian, even against white people now. https://mefi.social/@MissConstrue/114056808025047883