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I don't think Batman's ready fer any kinda relationship. He's got too much baggage. But Bruce Wayne wants Superbat ta'...

I don't think Batman's ready fer any kinda relationship. He's got too much baggage. But Bruce Wayne wants Superbat ta' happen an' I will be slightly wounded on this hill!

What're yer favorite Superbat moments?

An' if ya' long fer my memes like Bruce longs fer Superman, keep me goin' at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Justice League vs. Godzilla vs. Kong" Vol. 1 #4. Edits: New dialogue.)

I love this quote from Kropotkin, cuz ta' me it takes communism beyond Marx's economic analysis an' ta' the moral heart...

I love this quote from Kropotkin, cuz ta' me it takes communism beyond Marx's economic analysis an' ta' the moral heart a' the philosophy. Economic justice is important, but not as important as takin' care a' people.

Until that day, though, I still gotta survive in capitalism, so head ta' the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Poison Ivy" Vol. 1 #18. Edits: New background, caption, and dialogue.)

We have now entered a scientific era where humanity cannot further progress without removing capitalism. Capitalism and post-scarcity tech...

We have now entered a scientific era where humanity cannot further progress without removing capitalism. Capitalism and post-scarcity tech cannot co-exist.

(Art sampled from "Amazons Attack" Vol. 2 #4 by Josie Campbell, Vasco Georgiev, Alex Guimarães, Becca Carey, Chris Rosa, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: New dialogue and background.)
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Fer most a' the 20th century, increasin' productivity meant increasin' profits. So capitalism encouraged technological...

Fer most a' the 20th century, increasin' productivity meant increasin' profits. So capitalism encouraged technological advancement.

But here's the thing: Capitalism can never allow productivity to get so high that there is essentially post-scarcity. Because post-scarcity, supply far exceedin' demand, means no profit.

So capitalism must, as a matter a' survival, suppress or corrupt technology through monopolies and law.
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The world is pushin' depression, isolation, an' hopelessness. That's why we're gonna change it. Organize locally!Do me a...

The world is pushin' depression, isolation, an' hopelessness. That's why we're gonna change it. Organize locally!

Do me a favor, reply with somethin' that makes ya' happy!

An' ya' can make me happy (an' keep me alive) at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Poison Ivy" Vol. 1 #31 by G. Willow Wilson, Brian Level, Arif Prianto, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, Arianna Turturro, Jessica Berbey, and Rob Levin. Edits: New Captions.)

Why do people who call themselves "red-pilled" never understand the Matrix?What're some other deeply satisfying punches?An if...

Why do people who call themselves "red-pilled" never understand the Matrix?

What're some other deeply satisfying punches?

An if ya' wanna help me punch out destitution, head ta' the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Titans" Vol. 4 #7 by Tom Taylor, Travis Moore, Tamra Bonvillain, Wes Abbott, Chris Rosa, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: New dialogue.)

When I started in 2019 I made a meme. Unfortunately, I wasn't that good at memes, an' I didn't record sources properly. Well, I...

When I started in 2019 I made a meme. Unfortunately, I wasn't that good at memes, an' I didn't record sources properly. Well, I went an' remade that original meme, better quality, an' properly sourced!

What're some a' yer favorite comic book memes? Either from me or others?

An' if ya' want me makin' more memes ferever, head ta' the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern" Vol. 5 #1 and #3, and Hejibits #134. Edits: Added Guardians, new dialogue.)

An' we must meet them on that battlefield, both metaphorically an' otherwise.Do not let trans poozers be taken. Do not let trans...

An' we must meet them on that battlefield, both metaphorically an' otherwise.

Do not let trans poozers be taken. Do not let trans poozers be persecuted. Do not give an inch, because this is the first line in 2025's version a' "First they came for the Jews". An' if we let it get to the second line, we're increasingly f**ked.

Organize. Form local communities. Prepare. Train. An' protect your people.
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It ain't culture war. It ain't a distraction. With the nazis cuttin' fundin' ta' the University a' Pennsylvania over...

It ain't culture war. It ain't a distraction. With the nazis cuttin' fundin' ta' the University a' Pennsylvania over it, an' US District Judge Ana Reyes blockin' military policy over it, trans rights are the battlefield.

The class war is bein' fought right now over trans rights. The right ta' exist. The right ta' participate in our society. The right ta' opportunity. The right ta' life.

Mebbe it wuz just posin' by the nazis in the beginnin', but they've made it the battlefield.
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Lessons learned from Star Trek:1.) You can make no mistakes and still lose.2.) I can live with it.3.) There is no Vulcan death...

Lessons learned from Star Trek:
1.) You can make no mistakes and still lose.
2.) I can live with it.
3.) There is no Vulcan death grip.

What're yer best Star Trek lessons?

Star Trek may have moved past the seekin' a' wealth, but I need it ta' survive, so visit the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #110 by Tom Taylor, Sami Basri, Vicente Cifuentes, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbott, Jessica Berbey, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: New dialogue.)

Thanks Lana!We're in the second half a' the month, an' I'll be honest poozers, the numbers ain't lookin' that great....

Thanks Lana!

We're in the second half a' the month, an' I'll be honest poozers, the numbers ain't lookin' that great. If ya' can spare anythin', ya' can be a superhero fer less than the cost of a latte a month.

The memes'll always be free, but the memer survivin' is not. If ya' like what I do, keep me goin'!

(Art sampled from "Steelworks" Vol. 1 #6 by Michael Dorn, Sami Basri, Vicente Cifuentes, Andrew Dalhouse, Rob Leigh, Paul Kaminski, and Jillian Grant. Edits: Altered dialogue.)

"[T]he worker sinks to the level of a commodity and becomes indeed the most wretched of commodities" - Karl MarxWhaddya think...

"[T]he worker sinks to the level of a commodity and becomes indeed the most wretched of commodities" - Karl Marx

Whaddya think about superhero merch in the DC universe? Innocent? Or dystopian?

My labor's a commodity, an' ya' can express its value ta' ya' at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "DC Power 2024" by N.K. Jemisin, Jamal Campbell, and JAME. Edits: New dialogue.)

What's this? The Boardroom Remaster? What could that possibly be? Well, if ya' were a Hero or Superhero on the coffee site in my bio...

What's this? The Boardroom Remaster? What could that possibly be? Well, if ya' were a Hero or Superhero on the coffee site in my bio you'd know! But it's not too late! You can go there right now, an' get a look at this, plus the entire archive a' templates an' posts tagged by source, fer less than the cost of a latte a month!

An' that makes you my superhero, an' keeps this queer disabled poozer off the streets!

buymeacoffee.com/theevilwriter/kilowog-core-special-the-boardroom-remaster?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fedica-KilowogCore

When I wuz livin' in a bug-infested slum I soon learned that lettin' a spider or two build webs in the corners meant I had ta'...

When I wuz livin' in a bug-infested slum I soon learned that lettin' a spider or two build webs in the corners meant I had ta' deal with a lot fewer bugs!

Just as long as they don't crawl on me. Then reflex kicks in.

(Art sampled from "Green Lantern Corps: Recharge" Vol. 1 #4 by Geoff Johns, Patrick Gleason, Prentis Rollins, Christian Alamy, Moose Baumann, Phil Balsman, Pat Brosseau, Travis Lanham, Peter Tomasi, and Michael Siglain. Edits: New dialogue, color touch-up.)

Are cops lives worthless? Nah. No life is worthless. But does the end of a cop mean other people with worthy lives can survive an'...

Are cops lives worthless? Nah. No life is worthless. But does the end of a cop mean other people with worthy lives can survive an' thrive? Yes it does.

So if ya' do the math, there's a net positive gain ta' the world fer endin' cops. Cuz when ya' take the worth of a cop, an' subtract the worth a' all the lives that cop'll ruin, ya' find out cops got negative worth.

Keep the math comin' at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Batman: Dark Patterns" Vol. 1 #4. Edits: New Captions.)

Mebbe ya' believe in some kinda deity or cosmic karma, but right here, right now, in the mortal realm, it seems like only we can save...

Mebbe ya' believe in some kinda deity or cosmic karma, but right here, right now, in the mortal realm, it seems like only we can save ourselves.

Organize. Build communities. Protect each other. Fight together. I'd rather not wait 'til the afterlife ta' find some happiness. How 'bout you?

(Art sampled from "Titans: Beast World" Vol. 1 #4 by Tom Taylor, Lucas Meyer, Romulo Fajardo, Jr., Wes Abbott, Chris Rosa, Brittany Holzherr, and Paul Kaminski. Edits: New dialogue.)

There are so many reasons why Tom Taylor's my favorite ongoing writer at DC, but Kitty Damian alone would be enough.How 'bout...

There are so many reasons why Tom Taylor's my favorite ongoing writer at DC, but Kitty Damian alone would be enough.

How 'bout ya', poozers? What single thing would be enough ta' make yer favorite comic writer yer favorite?

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #110 by Tom Taylor, Sami Basri, Vicente Cifuentes, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbott, Jessica Berbey, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: New background and caption.)

I've been pushin' organization lately cuz we desperately need it. Nazis are in charge in the USA, an' makin' gains...

I've been pushin' organization lately cuz we desperately need it. Nazis are in charge in the USA, an' makin' gains elsewhere.

But always, always remember, survivin' is a radical act. Sometimes survivin' is all we can do, an' not only is that fine, that makes ya' a hero too.

(Art sampled from "Nightwing" Vol. 4 #110 by Tom Taylor, Sami Basri, Vicente Cifuentes, Adriano Lucas, Wes Abbott, Jessica Berbey, and Ben Abernathy. Edits: New background and caption.)

Doctor Magnus is kinda a jerk!Who're some other comic book characters (besides Batman) who ain't gonna win any parenting awards?Keep...

Doctor Magnus is kinda a jerk!

Who're some other comic book characters (besides Batman) who ain't gonna win any parenting awards?

Keep me goin' at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Metal Men" Vol. 1 #4 by Robert Kanigher, Ross Andru, and Mike Esposito. Edits: Added caption, visual touch-up.);

Yer enough, an' ya' deserve all the good things that happen ta' ya. The world is rough enough without ya' beatin' up on...

Yer enough, an' ya' deserve all the good things that happen ta' ya. The world is rough enough without ya' beatin' up on yerself. Remember, Kilowog loves ya', so if ya' can't love yerself, at least love my friend who is you!

Sound off with somethin' awesome you've accomplished lately!

An' keep me goin' at the coffee site in my bio!

(Art sampled from "Shazam!" Vol. 5 #7 by Mark Waid and Goran Sudžuka. Edits: New dialogue, colors, and visual effects.)