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#politics #joke #humor #comedy #NYC #newyork #AndrewCuomo #Cuomo #mayor
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25.2.2025 19:03#politics #joke #humor #comedy #NYC #newyork #AndrewCuomo #Cuomo #mayorhttps://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...
Hand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it.#handsanitizer #dryskin #comedy #joke #MarkoTheComic
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...Hand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it.
#handsanitizer #dryskin #comedy #joke #MarkoTheComic
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but your fly is open. #joke #comedy #fly #idontknowwhoneedstohearthis
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I don't know who needs to hear this, but your fly is open. #joke #comedy #fly #idontknowwhoneedstohearthis
19.2.2025 19:26I don't know who needs to hear this, but your fly is open. #joke #comedy #fly #idontknowwhoneedstohearthishttps://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...
Soundwaves are much longer than microwaves, which is why it takes so long to cook a hotdog with a violin. #joke
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...Soundwaves are much longer than microwaves, which is why it takes so long to cook a hotdog with a violin. #joke
14.2.2025 21:01Soundwaves are much longer than microwaves, which is why it takes so long to cook a hotdog with a violin. #jokehttps://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...
I like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be going.
#travel #maps #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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One day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any. #traffic #cars #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #MarkoTheComic
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...One day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any.
#traffic #cars #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #MarkoTheComic
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I live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs.#organharvesting #heart #comedy #laugh #joke...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs.
#organharvesting #heart #comedy #laugh #joke #MarkoTheComic #medical
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There’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.”#violin...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...There’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.”
#violin #violence #latin #language #music #laughter #joke #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar.#guitar #dust #joke #humor #comedy...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar.
#guitar #dust #joke #humor #comedy #music #MarkoTheComic
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We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money #consumerism #MarkoTheComic
2.1.2025 16:55We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money...https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...
I hate moving, especially if it’s from the couch#joke #humor #laugh #comedy #MarkoTheComic
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I hate moving, especially if it’s from the couch
#joke #humor #laugh #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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If you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare.#airplan #sleep #jetlag #joke #humor #comedy...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...If you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare.
#airplan #sleep #jetlag #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comdian #chicagocomedian
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Branding started with cows but has spread to all products and services. The cows should have patented the idea when they had the chance.#cow...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...Branding started with cows but has spread to all products and services. The cows should have patented the idea when they had the chance.
#cow #branding #brand #joke #humor #patent #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I tend to overthink things, which results in me making incredibly well thought out mistakes.#overthink #mistakes #joke #humor #comedy...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I tend to overthink things, which results in me making incredibly well thought out mistakes.
#overthink #mistakes #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comedian
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Some countries are riddled with old landmines, which is why we should stop visiting those countries.#landmine #joke #toosoon #humor...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...Some countries are riddled with old landmines, which is why we should stop visiting those countries.
#landmine #joke #toosoon #humor #darkhumor #laugh #MarkoTheComic #comedian
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I've been writing my novel on sandpaper.It's just a rough draft.#joke #novel #writing #comedy #humor #MarkoTheComic
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I've been writing my novel on sandpaper.
It's just a rough draft.
#joke #novel #writing #comedy #humor #MarkoTheComic
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Sometimes I feel like ice cream. Especially when I’m cold and someone is licking me.#icecream #lick #joke #humor #laughter #comedy...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...Sometimes I feel like ice cream. Especially when I’m cold and someone is licking me.
#icecream #lick #joke #humor #laughter #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I like kale, but only if it’s been steamed and thrown in the garbage.#kale #garbage #joke #humor #hilarity #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comic...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...I like kale, but only if it’s been steamed and thrown in the garbage.
#kale #garbage #joke #humor #hilarity #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comic #comedian #funnyhaha
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The humble bookmark doesn’t get the credit it deserves, whereas the braggy bookmark gets too much.#bookmark #brag #joke #comedy #humor...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...The humble bookmark doesn’t get the credit it deserves, whereas the braggy bookmark gets too much.
#bookmark #brag #joke #comedy #humor #comedian #MarkoTheComic
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There’s something strangely old-fashioned about passports, I feel like at this point we should just be using our phones, although...
https://mastodon.world/@MarkoThe...There’s something strangely old-fashioned about passports, I feel like at this point we should just be using our phones, although admittedly the stamp might break the screen.
#cellphone #passport #joke #humor #comedy #laugh #MarkoTheComic
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