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Happy #caturday

Happy #caturday

Content warning:AuspolHere we go. Only seconds in and Porter has already stated, "I don't specifically...

Content warning:Auspol

Here we go. Only seconds in and Porter has already stated, "I don't specifically recall."
#RobodebtRoyalCommission

Well hello there.😺#CatsOfMastodon

Well hello there.😺
#CatsOfMastodon

Bloody hell. This diet of only 1380 calories a day is killing me. It's okay to lie to my calorie counting app, right? I mean, one choc...

Bloody hell. This diet of only 1380 calories a day is killing me. It's okay to lie to my calorie counting app, right? I mean, one choc chip cookie doesn't need to be logged does it?
#SendFood

When your #PonytailPalm gives life the finger ...

When your #PonytailPalm gives life the finger ...

This cat has made its own bed and it's lying on it.#CatsOfMastodon

This cat has made its own bed and it's lying on it.
#CatsOfMastodon

Kill me now. It's Saturday night and I'm propped up in bed, watching Midsomer Murders and holding hands (paw) with a cat. All I need...

Kill me now. It's Saturday night and I'm propped up in bed, watching Midsomer Murders and holding hands (paw) with a cat. All I need now is one of those pink, frilly bed jackets.
#LifeWithCats

Dear Federal Police, my search history today on how to kill a husband is for my current novel. I do not have a husband. No I did not kill...

Dear Federal Police, my search history today on how to kill a husband is for my current novel. I do not have a husband. No I did not kill him. Please remove your white van from my driveway.
#WritingCommunity

Mmm ... well at least there's a choice.😐#RelationshipGoals

Mmm ... well at least there's a choice.😐
#RelationshipGoals

Ah the sounds of serenity in suburban Adelaide: birdsong, lawnmowers, air-cons pumping at full capacity and police sirens.#Adelaide

Ah the sounds of serenity in suburban Adelaide: birdsong, lawnmowers, air-cons pumping at full capacity and police sirens.
#Adelaide

Stupid Adelaide weather.🔥#Adelaide #SendRain

Stupid Adelaide weather.🔥
#Adelaide
#SendRain

Question: how many times is the ABC planning on screening and re-screening and bloody re-screening Rick Stein's 'Trip to Mexico'...

Question: how many times is the ABC planning on screening and re-screening and bloody re-screening Rick Stein's 'Trip to Mexico' FFS?
#boredalready

#Keef

#Keef

Finally stopped roaming between my bed and the fridge and got back to writing today after feeling stuck for months. Got 1,000 words done...

Finally stopped roaming between my bed and the fridge and got back to writing today after feeling stuck for months. Got 1,000 words done this afternoon and clarified some of the characters in my mind. Hoping this will keep me motivated.
#today
#WritingCommunity
#IndieAuthor

Righto then. I'm going on the ice diet. 😐#dieting

Righto then. I'm going on the ice diet. 😐
#dieting

Content warning:TwitterFFS! Just made a massive error in checking on a friend on the bird site. Absolute sh!t storm raging over a...

Content warning:Twitter

FFS! Just made a massive error in checking on a friend on the bird site. Absolute sh!t storm raging over a masturbating walrus of all things.

I need a stiff drink after reading the vitriol spewing back and forth between a bunch of nasties where none of them have clean hands.

Including, presumably, the walrus.😐

#Twitter
#Walrus

Dear National Australia Bank shareholders, you might want to ask the NAB brains trust why they insist on posting bank statements with a $0...

Dear National Australia Bank shareholders, you might want to ask the NAB brains trust why they insist on posting bank statements with a $0 balance to me EVERY MONTH despite the fact I closed my account in 2006. That's 192 statements.
#Banking

#CatsOfMastodon

#CatsOfMastodon

Content warning:PregnancyI absolutely loved being pregnant especially that wonderful first sensation of quickening.So I'm thrilled to...

Content warning:Pregnancy

I absolutely loved being pregnant especially that wonderful first sensation of quickening.

So I'm thrilled to feel those little ripples again.

Problem is, it's either a phantom pregnancy, an immaculate conception (ie no special cuddles for 20 years) or minor gastric turbulence.

Regardless, I am from now on referring to 'wind' as the more ladylike 'quickening'.

Apologies for tmi.😐