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Me in first class for the first time.

Me in first class for the first time.

I suppose anything I had to do today couldn’t have been that important. #catsofmastodon

I suppose anything I had to do today couldn’t have been that important. #catsofmastodon

I have to run to the store for more dry food, and I’ve discovered my normally sweet cat could work as a brute for a loan shark. “WHERE...

I have to run to the store for more dry food, and I’ve discovered my normally sweet cat could work as a brute for a loan shark.
“WHERE IS IT?” (Knocks items off shelf) “YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST HIDE IT ON ME?” (Meows loudly while getting into cupboards and draws) (More items are knocked off shelf) “WOMAN!”
It’s a little disturbing.
(Please note we have wet food and I fed him an hour ago).

I’m in the parking lot at school pickup playing Lithium with the windows down. I’m not being angsty, I’m seeking out my people.

I’m in the parking lot at school pickup playing Lithium with the windows down. I’m not being angsty, I’m seeking out my people.

I went on an angry rant at a bookstore when I saw The Paperbag Princess on the shelf containing books that schools were trying to ban. God...

I went on an angry rant at a bookstore when I saw The Paperbag Princess on the shelf containing books that schools were trying to ban. God forbid children see a princess save a prince and then call him out for his bad attitude. Don’t stand up for yourself girls, the country will implode!
Oh man I’ve got the angries again.

My son is on the playground guarding a ladybug from all the other kids. My heart just exploded.

My son is on the playground guarding a ladybug from all the other kids. My heart just exploded.

I want someone to look at me the way my dog looks at cheese.

I want someone to look at me the way my dog looks at cheese.

Just sitting in a box, contemplating my place in the universe. #catsofmastodon #catinabox#

Just sitting in a box, contemplating my place in the universe. #catsofmastodon #catinabox#

I don’t like appointments or meetings. I like to leave the house on my own terms.

I don’t like appointments or meetings. I like to leave the house on my own terms.

Me “I wish I were as good at life as I am at crosswords.”Bestie “I wish you were, too.”🤨

Me “I wish I were as good at life as I am at crosswords.”

Bestie “I wish you were, too.”

🤨

CA rainbow 🌈 a break in the storm.

CA rainbow 🌈 a break in the storm.

Lego battle Me “Can you please get this Lego off? I put it in the wrong spot and now I hate everything.”6 yo. “No.”Me “Fine! But...

Lego battle

Me “Can you please get this Lego off? I put it in the wrong spot and now I hate everything.”

6 yo. “No.”

Me “Fine! But next time you need a sandwich I’ll remember this!”

6 yo “You need a sandwich!”

Mission: Impossible- Squirrel style.

Mission: Impossible- Squirrel style.

Boop! #catsofmastodon

Boop! #catsofmastodon

I’m usually partial to cute animals.. however these baby bottoms won me over yesterday 🥰

I’m usually partial to cute animals.. however these baby bottoms won me over yesterday 🥰

Traveling through the eyes of a six year old.

Traveling through the eyes of a six year old.

I thought I took a long nap on the plane, but actually I closed my eyes for 5 min and then the kid hit me and said WAKE UP. Cool.

I thought I took a long nap on the plane, but actually I closed my eyes for 5 min and then the kid hit me and said WAKE UP. Cool.

Jack Jack got a catnip pickle from Santa! He is just delighted 🥰 #catsofmastodon #christmascats #cats

Jack Jack got a catnip pickle from Santa! He is just delighted 🥰 #catsofmastodon #christmascats #cats

Starting Christmas morning with an underrated Christmas movie. 🎄 The Mistle-Tones!

Starting Christmas morning with an underrated Christmas movie. 🎄 The Mistle-Tones!

Did Cary Grant have chemistry with everyone? He was magic.

Did Cary Grant have chemistry with everyone? He was magic.