Nothing like being woken up by one of your kids at 2:52am with them asking, "Is the front door supposed to be open?"
13.1.2023 12:49Nothing like being woken up by one of your kids at 2:52am with them asking, "Is the front door supposed to be open?"I ran out to the backyard yesterday to quickly trim back some roses that were getting pummeled in the high winds and heard a weird noise behind me...
24.12.2022 18:36I ran out to the backyard yesterday to quickly trim back some roses that were getting pummeled in the high winds and heard a weird noise...I mean.
#DogsOfMastodon
#PetsOfMastodon
Really bizarre dream last night and all I can remember is someone saying, "The ocean is a sentient being."
Not sure if it's a message from the future or a writing prompt.
11.12.2022 15:15Really bizarre dream last night and all I can remember is someone saying, "The ocean is a sentient being."Not sure if it's a...Rosie wants sooo badly to be friends with Catcher. Catcher, sadly, is completely oblivious.
#catsanddogs #cats #dogs #siblings
3.12.2022 19:34Rosie wants sooo badly to be friends with Catcher. Catcher, sadly, is completely oblivious. #catsanddogs #cats #dogs #siblingsBecause there's always time for cute #puppy pics...
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A little more about me: I burned out on #Twitter about a year ago b/c I could really only have one conversation over there...it felt like all politics all the time. And no one is that one dimensional. Looking forward to making new connections and talking about other stuff too. 😀
27.11.2022 21:50Because there's always time for cute #puppy pics...❤️🐶❤️A little more about me: I burned out on #Twitter about a year ago b/c...Love having neighbors with a sense of humor.
24.11.2022 18:21Love having neighbors with a sense of humor.I swear to god I pulled a muscle today sneezing.
So that pretty much sums up my Wednesday.
23.11.2022 22:23I swear to god I pulled a muscle today sneezing. So that pretty much sums up my Wednesday.Am i the only one who considers the Sunday before Thanksgiving as the start of hibernation season?
21.11.2022 02:34Am i the only one who considers the Sunday before Thanksgiving as the start of hibernation season?My birthday plans for today. 🎂🍾🎉
20.11.2022 11:38My birthday plans for today. 🎂🍾🎉My cats are being assholes to each other right now. He stole some of her dinner, so now she's sitting in his spot. Basically behaving like typical siblings.
20.11.2022 02:56My cats are being assholes to each other right now. He stole some of her dinner, so now she's sitting in his spot. Basically behaving...Ok, as a new kid here, I'm happy to take recommendations on who to follow! Smart, funny, and geeky accounts especially! 🤓
#followfriday
Imagine being so against #affordablehousing that you make up a fictional park to protect so you can stop anyone from building new homes.
18.11.2022 18:48Imagine being so against #affordablehousing that you make up a fictional park to protect so you can stop anyone from building new homes....The schadenfreude is real.
18.11.2022 14:49The schadenfreude is real.TFW you keep procrastinating on something you've been meaning to do and then suddenly there's a mad rush so you're kicking yourself for not doing it sooner. Yeah. Anyway...I'm here now. 👋
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