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update: I'm now only allowed to draw and think about geometry. lmao.

update: I'm now only allowed to draw and think about geometry. lmao.

I have been upgraded to being productive (almost) every daythe catch is I get like 1-2 hours per day. and I'm only allowed to draw lmao

I have been upgraded to being productive (almost) every day

the catch is I get like 1-2 hours per day. and I'm only allowed to draw lmao

it is just a tiny bit sad that I can't seem quite yet to figure out how to focus while living with another person...

it is just a tiny bit sad that I can't seem quite yet to figure out how to focus while living with another person...

personal focus hack obtained: throw a blanket over head and laptop. profit.(I have tried this in the past and found it unfeasible. but now...

personal focus hack obtained: throw a blanket over head and laptop. profit.

(I have tried this in the past and found it unfeasible. but now I've found a really light and small blanket normally for my cats is ideal lmao)

(still doesn't beat working in complete darkness. but is getting there.)

groundhogcast your shadow, don't get lost within it.a piece I consider incomplete, but I had no more effort to give on it tbh.#furry...

groundhog

cast your shadow, don't get lost within it.

a piece I consider incomplete, but I had no more effort to give on it tbh.
#furry #furryart

half my brain says learning math should be feeling like you're speaking, and the other half says it should feel like collecting cool...

half my brain says learning math should be feeling like you're speaking, and the other half says it should feel like collecting cool rocks.

wet lighti should think about color more#furry #furryart

wet light

i should think about color more

#furry #furryart

ok let me expound on the benefits of rawdogging super firm tofu- twice the protein per volume of other tofu. is easier to get down. less...

ok let me expound on the benefits of rawdogging super firm tofu

- twice the protein per volume of other tofu. is easier to get down. less watery.

- think of it like a big piece of cottage cheese, but less crumbly and sloppy. yummy!

- you can carry it around and it won't drip everywhere / make any mess / break in your hand

- simply place uneaten portion of brick back in fridge. or on your desk. who tf cares.

- people question your sanity when you are in fact perfectly sane.
(this gives you more excuses elsewhere in life)

All these together make it a perfectly convenient snack or tail-end addition to a meal :3

(no this is not a socal wildfires post, although it easily could be. I was prepared, had hepa filters blasting, and my living space sealed...

(no this is not a socal wildfires post, although it easily could be. I was prepared, had hepa filters blasting, and my living space sealed shut with masking tape.)

I feel like I'm finally breathing real air for the first time in 8 years.

I feel like I'm finally breathing real air for the first time in 8 years.

(2/2) well, I have three minutes until the pasta begins to overcook to fix this.A handful of random "mexican style cheese blend"....

(2/2) well, I have three minutes until the pasta begins to overcook to fix this.

A handful of random "mexican style cheese blend". At least the texture wasn't straddling some awful no-man's-land between tomato paste and fake cheese sauce anymore.

Searching the cabinets for sugar, none is found. I'm sure it's there somewhere, but time is of essence. I saw mirin was in the spice rack, but that seemed too risky and foreign to me. And then I saw it, the quintessential sweetener of the shadows: a bottle of high fructose corn syrup.

Two rounds of little golden dribbles was all it took.

My pasta did not overcook.
A wonderful texture like carbonara.
A taste indescribable.
10/10 would recommend.

(1/2) So today I had an intrusive thought and acted on it.I was heating my serving of rao's "homemade" roasted garlic pasta...

(1/2) So today I had an intrusive thought and acted on it.

I was heating my serving of rao's "homemade" roasted garlic pasta sauce over the boiling pasta as usual, and then I remembered. sour cream. it exists in my fridge.

I rashly dumped three tablespoons of the white concoction (I only just noticed it was not normal sour cream, but the 50% Less Fat Sour CreamTM (1/3 the calories of sour cream)) into my pasta sauce.

With the pan splattered in white, I hesitated. My reality briefly shifted, the pan becoming a cutesy margherita pizza, adorned with blessed little mozzarella patches. Clarity returned, and I at once fully understood the horrible scene which had briefly belied me. What have I done... ah. The slimy splots beckoned me. The event horizon had already consumed me, and it was time to act.

I stirred and I tasted.
...wow.

pop rocks!they're like nerds but better :3#furry #furryart

pop rocks!

they're like nerds but better :3
#furry #furryart

wingsit's what you get when you drink too much redbull.#furry #furryart

wings

it's what you get when you drink too much redbull.
#furry #furryart

I feel like I get allotted by my brain two productive quarter-days per week... just sitting here waiting for me to unlock myself again -.-

I feel like I get allotted by my brain two productive quarter-days per week...

just sitting here waiting for me to unlock myself again -.-

except I'm not 25 but mood

except I'm not 25 but mood

Relatedly, cops thought my hydroponic cacti setup was a bomb. They really thought for a moment I was gonna go oklahoma-city on my...

Relatedly, cops thought my hydroponic cacti setup was a bomb. They really thought for a moment I was gonna go oklahoma-city on my school.

Context, some group was testing a funky looking radar project by a street on the opposite side of campus at 5AM. Police got a "bomb threat" call at that location, got showed the radar project, and moved on. Ok, probably some paranoid passerby, but they're gonna sweep the whole school just in case.

Then they found my hydroponics bin behind the student dorms and cops went "blahhhhh bomb!!!111!!1!!," shut down the street, evacuated half of the students for hours during finals week, and got a bomb tech and K9 unit on site. All over a tub of water attached to bins with plants in it.

Somehow, even though school security was involved in the investigation, it took them 3 hours to contact me, despite relevant student leadership knowing about my hydroponic projects...

Such a pretty plant -w- (Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose [clone B] AKA penis cactus :P)

Such a pretty plant -w-
(Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose [clone B] AKA penis cactus :P)

mlem*shoots you*#furry #furryart

mlem

*shoots you*

#furry #furryart

Clarity~ironically I couldn't be bothered to clean it up more. but that's ok lol#furry #furryart

Clarity~

ironically I couldn't be bothered to clean it up more. but that's ok lol
#furry #furryart