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"The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department."Thank you, The Verge. My deepest,...

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"The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department."

Thank you, The Verge. My deepest, heart-felt gratitude.

Because remember peeps, and especially tweeps - whatever happens, we still have (legal) comedy...

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11.11.2022 11:26"The Verge reached out to Musk for comment. Twitter no longer has a communications department."Thank you, The Verge. My deepest,...
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And to round it off, our new favourite lawyer indicates that 1. Twitter is dead - yeap, sadly, probably, maybe, but I think it's dead....

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And to round it off, our new favourite lawyer indicates that

1. Twitter is dead - yeap, sadly, probably, maybe, but I think it's dead. <sad face>

2. Here's how to be a whistleblower.

Wait what?!

I'm clutching my aching head asking myself did a company lawyer just tell the whole company about the SECRET WHISTLEBLOWER HOTLINE?!

3. I'm out for a day

YOU CAN FIRE ME ROCKET BOY BUT ALL YOU ARE GETTING TODAY IS MY OUT OF OFFICE EMAIL AUTO-RESPONDER, SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY

11.11.2022 11:19And to round it off, our new favourite lawyer indicates that 1. Twitter is dead - yeap, sadly, probably, maybe, but I think it's dead....
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Telling an engineer they have to be personally responsible, -PERSONALLY LIABLE - actually made me tremble.I've done a bunch of...

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Telling an engineer they have to be personally responsible, -PERSONALLY LIABLE - actually made me tremble.

I've done a bunch of terrifying jobs, seriously terrifying-kids-lives-in-your-hands and this is equivalent to saying:

Yo, Mr Cardiac Surgeon - today, and forever, you are also the anesthesiologist, oh and the chief of anesthesiology, pharmacology, and medical equipment all quit.

Good luck motherfucker.

11.11.2022 11:05Telling an engineer they have to be personally responsible, -PERSONALLY LIABLE - actually made me tremble.I've done a bunch of...
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"I have heard ... that Elon is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users, because 'Elon...

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"I have heard ... that Elon is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users, because 'Elon puts rockets into space, he’s not afraid of the FTC.'"

<BLINK BLINK RE-READ SWEAT>

wuuuuddzeeefaaaark!?

THERE'S MORE

"because of the tight SLA’s (of two weeks?!) between product inception > launch, Legal will “have to shift the burden to engineers” to self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws."

Engineers?? That's me! No wait omg that's me...

11.11.2022 10:55"I have heard ... that Elon is willing to take on a huge amount of risk in relation to this company and its users, because 'Elon...
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And continues with a takedown of the new boss' motives and personal priorities, which didn't disturb me but yeah, you are either in...

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And continues with a takedown of the new boss' motives and personal priorities, which didn't disturb me but yeah, you are either in the ZOMG-TESLA-UBER-GENIUS-ROCKETS camp or you aren't, and frankly I was never close.

Real genius is a rare breed and I've met few. Perhaps a recurring theme of my personal brand of what it takes to be a genius is humility and humility this ain't.

So I'm kinda amused that the boss is getting taken down on company slack and then shit gets dark...

11.11.2022 10:48And continues with a takedown of the new boss' motives and personal priorities, which didn't disturb me but yeah, you are either in...
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"I also remind all Tweeps (at least in the US) that we have an unlimited PTO policy. All Tweeps are able to take PTO. Perhaps today is...

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"I also remind all Tweeps (at least in the US) that we have an unlimited PTO policy. All Tweeps are able to take PTO. Perhaps today is a good day to take some rest and recharge."

THAT'S GONNA MAKE THE NEW BOSS HAPPY HE REALLY SEEMS LIKE AN UNLIMITED TIME OFF KINDA GUY SURE THING TAKE A MONTH WHY NOT

11.11.2022 10:44"I also remind all Tweeps (at least in the US) that we have an unlimited PTO policy. All Tweeps are able to take PTO. Perhaps today is...
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Now imagine, half the company got fired.Then almost immediately the bossy top boss-people responsible for:1. Information security2....

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Now imagine, half the company got fired.

Then almost immediately the bossy top boss-people responsible for:

1. Information security
2. Privacy
3. Compliance

just walked out of the company.

Aside: I had to read this like 4 times in the article because there are no amount of what-the-actual-fuck GIFs able to describe this.

Now this lion-hearted lawyer begins by saying: You probably don't have to go back to the office, oh and I AM a lawyer

and continues...

11.11.2022 10:41Now imagine, half the company got fired.Then almost immediately the bossy top boss-people responsible for:1. Information security2....
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Maybe it is finally hitting home (my brain absorbs slowly). The honeymoon is over - batten down the hatches - fight them on the beaches...

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Maybe it is finally hitting home (my brain absorbs slowly). The honeymoon is over - batten down the hatches - fight them on the beaches 'n all that.

But I don't think that's just it. I like hard work. I enjoy running engineering teams and software products as lean as possible. We benefit greatly from generating shared stakeholder accountability with the hugely talented cross-functional teams we have at Google.

Yeah. It's not just that. Read what the bravest lawyer I ever saw wrote...

11.11.2022 10:32Maybe it is finally hitting home (my brain absorbs slowly). The honeymoon is over - batten down the hatches - fight them on the beaches...
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I can't quite pinpoint why I am so unsettled by this article."thank fuck we have good counsel and thank fuck for the privacy...

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I can't quite pinpoint why I am so unsettled by this article.

"thank fuck we have good counsel and thank fuck for the privacy team"

are two recurring thoughts I have while doing the business of leading something in big . And I see that it is a thin, thin, line between where I am, and this happening...

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a thread

11.11.2022 10:28I can't quite pinpoint why I am so unsettled by this article."thank fuck we have good counsel and thank fuck for the privacy...
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https://about.fb.com/news/2022/11/mark-zuckerberg-layoff-message-to-employees/ a quite terrifying time for big #tech thinking of you, Meta...

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about.fb.com/news/2022/11/mark a quite terrifying time for big

thinking of you, Meta employees

9.11.2022 12:08https://about.fb.com/news/2022/11/mark-zuckerberg-layoff-message-to-employees/ a quite terrifying time for big #tech thinking of you, Meta...
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Without cheating, who knows which city Streeling University is in?

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Without cheating, who knows which city Streeling University is in?

7.11.2022 22:33Without cheating, who knows which city Streeling University is in?
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2022 is the year of a sensible news stories abruptly ending with "and then proceeded to glue themselves to the floor."

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2022 is the year of a sensible news stories abruptly ending with "and then proceeded to glue themselves to the floor."

7.11.2022 11:022022 is the year of a sensible news stories abruptly ending with "and then proceeded to glue themselves to the floor."
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#tech mastodon, where are you?

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mastodon, where are you?

6.11.2022 19:02#tech mastodon, where are you?
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