*Me, waking up and perusing the ten newest posts on my feed*
OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED NOW?
A dear friend invited me to a "star party" tonight where everybody would take phenomenal drugs and look into a telescope at the wonders of the galaxy. I declined, because I didn't think I'd be good company. I, my partner, and all of our fed friends are fighting for our livelihoods right now, and shit sucks. It sucks SKY HIGH.
She sympathized, but at the same time I don't know what anyone facing the hammer can do right now. Maybe we should all get high and look at the stars.
9.2.2025 02:05A dear friend invited me to a "star party" tonight where everybody would take phenomenal drugs and look into a telescope at the...Also I drank a pint of vodka today by 4pm. I'm not proud of that, I'm just saying it for accountability. But what the hell, I can still rock with the best of 'em.
7.11.2024 01:38Also I drank a pint of vodka today by 4pm. I'm not proud of that, I'm just saying it for accountability. But what the hell, I can...Well, fuck. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything.
I'm weeping for my friends and loved ones, I'm exhausted that I'm going to have to battle for another FOUR FUCKING YEARS, and we might not even come out the other side as well as we did last time because they have a goddamn PLAN this time and it is literally titled PROJECT 2025. The fuck, America?
And I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't pissed I'll have to look at Elon Musk's gross putty mug wall-to-wall as the DOGE czar or whatever the fuck.
FUCK.
6.11.2024 13:34Well, fuck. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything. I'm weeping for my friends and loved ones, I'm exhausted that I'm going to...Sounds to me like Elon's been slurping up that "hard times create strong men" libertarian faux-philosophy bullshit and got distracted by the first bit with the Spartans and the manly GI soldiers and whatnot.
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-economy-trump-hardship-b2637850.html
So listen, here's a crazy idea from the Eisenhower era... What if we tax rich people to fund society instead of creating LITERAL Hunger Games/Squid Game reality shows to massage the egos of billionaire shitheads?
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/02/style/mrbeast-beast-games-competition-show.html
(I'll pay later. worth it, lol)
4.8.2024 19:05(I'll pay later. worth it, lol)I'm supposed to be working today, actually I'm supposed to be completing a bunch of shit I procrastinated on Friday... but a dog just showed up, so y'all can fuck that schedule SKY HIGH.
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4.8.2024 18:57LOOK at these magnificent people! GO to this marvelous venue! https://kolektiva.social/@dnalounge@sfba.social/112894850897752048Had a fitful night of sleep, with many short NREM cycles and many intense and varied nightmares. In a lot of them I was punching a douchey frat creep in the face but in one dream I was watching this year's electoral college results as states were called for trump. Even in the dream I thought "I honestly can't believe this is happening AGAIN."
29.7.2024 14:33Had a fitful night of sleep, with many short NREM cycles and many intense and varied nightmares. In a lot of them I was punching a douchey...*sigh* Say it one more time, you creepy little weirdo. Rephrase it again and say it one more time, you disgusting freak. https://www.mediamatters.org/jd-vance/podcast-project-2025-partner-jd-vance-attacked-journalists-being-miserable-and-unhappy
26.7.2024 17:35*sigh* Say it one more time, you creepy little weirdo. Rephrase it again and say it one more time, you disgusting freak....She's gonna pick Waltz, isn't she.
Y'know what, that's fine. He's old as balls and I'd prefer someone younger, but whatever. The man has bona fides and he's a good dude. Go girl, whatever, I dislike you and the entire party you stand for, but the alternative is worse and we don't have a parliamentary alternative.
So, hello Madame President, I guess.
25.7.2024 02:35She's gonna pick Waltz, isn't she. Y'know what, that's fine. He's old as balls and I'd prefer someone younger, but...Fuck it, I'll say it. This is pathetic. If Fred weren't dead he'd die of shame.
22.7.2024 05:15Fuck it, I'll say it. This is pathetic. If Fred weren't dead he'd die of shame.Jesus, NPR is 75/25 republican apologia and reviews of shitty music these days, eh?
19.7.2024 23:06Jesus, NPR is 75/25 republican apologia and reviews of shitty music these days, eh?Fucking fuck, every time I see a useless, gullible "journalist" ask a doughy Heritage-grown fascist "so what's your stance on abortion" my uterus screams "what the fuck business is it of yours, asshole!?" — And my retired uterus has been filled with dust for years.
Whether it's HRT, B/C, Obergefell or abortion, it's flippin' outrageous that after decades of misery and decades of settled law we're back to "debate" about how sentient beings must use their organs.
19.7.2024 18:11Fucking fuck, every time I see a useless, gullible "journalist" ask a doughy Heritage-grown fascist "so what's your...Failson #2 is on a roll, but as a journalistic note amongst the mountains of usual bullshit, one should emphatically NOT be permitted to say "we brought manufacturing back" without immediately citing companies BY NAME, and perhaps the ROI you delivered.
Because no company in existence (particularly publicly traded ones) would let you make that bullshitty claim by name out of hat.
But the asshole fascists know that, and the viewers don't.
19.7.2024 01:56Failson #2 is on a roll, but as a journalistic note amongst the mountains of usual bullshit, one should emphatically NOT be permitted to say...(Imagine doing that work on a 24hr turnaround and being like, "nah, no one will even notice.")
18.7.2024 03:38(Imagine doing that work on a 24hr turnaround and being like, "nah, no one will even notice.")I'd like to be the first to congratulate Matt Gaetz on his confirming surgery. You look great, I hope this helps you to live in the body you've always envisioned for yourself.
18.7.2024 01:56I'd like to be the first to congratulate Matt Gaetz on his confirming surgery. You look great, I hope this helps you to live in the body...I swear to fuck, I would've bet $100 that trump would pick Burgum.
Clearly JD won the Asskiss Olympics months ago, but never in my wildest dreams did I think trump would pick a VP who'd make him look older, flabbier, more doddering, and less charismatic every time the two of them share a stage. JD wants your job, old man, and his whole CV is there's no debasement or hypocrisy beneath him.
15.7.2024 20:20I swear to fuck, I would've bet $100 that trump would pick Burgum. Clearly JD won the Asskiss Olympics months ago, but never in my...