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Remember back when we drank because it was fun…Instead of being necessary?

Remember back when we drank because it was fun…

Instead of being necessary?

I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.

I could never figure out why trust is based on how far you can throw someone.

BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost...

BREAKING: Snowflakes in Florida melting over Black History!

Florida Is Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible - HuffPost https://apple.news/ABdzf_tYUQDyfJD4JH0Z0hg

Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

Ironically, it’s my stunning humility that makes me so much better than everyone else.

Chick-fil-A…Come for the sandwiches…Stay for the homophobia and bigotry.

Chick-fil-A…

Come for the sandwiches…

Stay for the homophobia and bigotry.

My wife is having a hard time coping with stress at work…I’m trying to teach her how to drink more.

My wife is having a hard time coping with stress at work…

I’m trying to teach her how to drink more.

So, according to some people called “doctors,” you can avoid hangovers by not drinking the night before.Yeah, like I’m gonna fall for...

So, according to some people called “doctors,” you can avoid hangovers by not drinking the night before.

Yeah, like I’m gonna fall for that!

If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.

If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.

It used to be called House Depot……until they filled it with Love.

It used to be called House Depot…

…until they filled it with Love.

BREAKING: NASA scientist, Melvin Needlebaum, admits to Chinese Spy Balloon prank.“Look, it had been in my wallet since high school, and I...

BREAKING: NASA scientist, Melvin Needlebaum, admits to Chinese Spy Balloon prank.

“Look, it had been in my wallet since high school, and I figured I wasn’t going to use it anyway. But I had no idea it would float so high,” Needlebaum added.

I’m not saying it’s the Mondayest Monday ever, but it’s definitely more Mondayer than usual.

I’m not saying it’s the Mondayest Monday ever, but it’s definitely more Mondayer than usual.

I took home a Grammy once…I mean, I think she broke her hip, but it was still pretty cool.

I took home a Grammy once…

I mean, I think she broke her hip, but it was still pretty cool.

Look, I’m just saying that if I lost $200 billion, I would be looking everywhere— under the car seats, between the couch cushions, all...

Look, I’m just saying that if I lost $200 billion, I would be looking everywhere— under the car seats, between the couch cushions, all my pants pockets, the lint trap…

Weird. It seems Republicans would prefer to ban books and public schools rather than guns.

Weird. It seems Republicans would prefer to ban books and public schools rather than guns.

Can’t somebody just throw a dart at the Chinese balloon?!?!

Can’t somebody just throw a dart at the Chinese balloon?!?!

After seeing how it launched Channing Tatum’s career, I’m really second-guessing my decision to turn down the role of Magic Mike.

After seeing how it launched Channing Tatum’s career, I’m really second-guessing my decision to turn down the role of Magic Mike.

Wouldn’t it be cool if the Trump Presidential Library was located inside a prison?

Wouldn’t it be cool if the Trump Presidential Library was located inside a prison?

“Stupid kid fell in the well again.”-if Lassie had been a cat

“Stupid kid fell in the well again.”

-if Lassie had been a cat

Doctor: So what are you using for birth control?Me: Usually black socks with sandals. Sometimes Crocs.

Doctor: So what are you using for birth control?

Me: Usually black socks with sandals. Sometimes Crocs.

OMG! I’m still writing 1997 on all my checks.

OMG! I’m still writing 1997 on all my checks.