amshepherd - Network

i hate dns i hate dns i hate dns

i hate dns i hate dns i hate dns

im gonna make my own akkoma instance for shits and giggleseveryone get ready for @alex@alexmshepherd.com

im gonna make my own akkoma instance for shits and giggles

everyone get ready for @alex@alexmshepherd.com

pros of staying in bed until 10.30:- combfy cons of staying in bed until 10.30:- hungy the moment i get up

pros of staying in bed until 10.30:
- combfy

cons of staying in bed until 10.30:
- hungy the moment i get up

i want to read more. fedi friends, what are your suggestions for books? fiction and non-fiction are both fine, as long as they’re...

i want to read more. fedi friends, what are your suggestions for books? fiction and non-fiction are both fine, as long as they’re entertaining. ideally i’d prefer nothing too dry, dark or YA-esque.

previously, i’ve enjoyed works from mitch albom, bill bryson, douglas hofstadter and douglas adams, as well as:

- lingo by gaston dorren
- ra by qntm
- the three-body problem by cixin liu
- the day of the triffids by john wyndham

hey fedi friends — i’m working on an alternative to traditional search engines that cuts out SEO garbage by only indexing user-submitted...

hey fedi friends — i’m working on an alternative to traditional search engines that cuts out SEO garbage by only indexing user-submitted pages. this isn’t a promotion but rather a request for help: if you have a spare moment, check it out and tell me what you think, either about the concept or the implementation. small stuff like bug reports all the way up to criticism of the overall goal or feature suggestions. it’s available at https://github.com/owdex/owdex or https://owdex.com :)

shit it’s 2.30 and i’m still awake how did this happen

shit it’s 2.30 and i’m still awake how did this happen

should i learn rustyesnocrab

should i learn rust

yes
no
crab

the idea of microtransactions and cosmetic items is so funny. like YO DAWG, we heard you like PURCHASES, so we put PURCHASES in your...

the idea of microtransactions and cosmetic items is so funny. like YO DAWG, we heard you like PURCHASES, so we put PURCHASES in your PURCHASES so you can CONSUME while you PURCHASE

so i guess i can make changes but not deploy them to prod

so i guess i can make changes but not deploy them to prod

actually no i can sign commits fine but i still can’t ssh?

actually no i can sign commits fine but i still can’t ssh?

aaaaa my 1password ssh agent isn’t working so i can’t log in to my VPS or sign commits so i literally can’t do anything for the past...

aaaaa my 1password ssh agent isn’t working so i can’t log in to my VPS or sign commits so i literally can’t do anything for the past hour

yep everything's going fine at Twitter nothing to see here

yep everything's going fine at Twitter nothing to see here

NO U DONT HAVE “boysmell” NO U DONT “stink good” U HAVE POOR HYGIENE AND NEED TO SHOWER MORE OFTEN AND USE DEODORANT PROPERLY

NO U DONT HAVE “boysmell” NO U DONT “stink good” U HAVE POOR HYGIENE AND NEED TO SHOWER MORE OFTEN AND USE DEODORANT PROPERLY

why is everyone so happy that LTT is on fire? what did they do? it’s just some mildly entertaining content mixed with reviews, why the...

why is everyone so happy that LTT is on fire? what did they do? it’s just some mildly entertaining content mixed with reviews, why the celebration lmao

i’ve blanked out all the files for now, but i don’t have the rights to delete them, and anyone curious enough can go into the revision...

i’ve blanked out all the files for now, but i don’t have the rights to delete them, and anyone curious enough can go into the revision history (except for the video, which i overwrote in a plain text editor). i’m gonna contact IT tomorrow and see what’s going on.

i feel sorry for Sasha. that can’t be a fun situation.

so i write to the girl at the other end of the address. let’s call her Sasha. i have reason to believe she is an alumnus.“hey, sasha....

so i write to the girl at the other end of the address. let’s call her Sasha. i have reason to believe she is an alumnus.

“hey, sasha. looks like you got a ton of stuff from 2018 shared with people here, including some pretty deep shit. you good?”

turns out, no, she’s not good, this was completely unknown to her. for some reason, these files, which should have been deleted when she graduated, have resurfaced years later and been shared with a large number of people.

interesting thing happened today. i got a shared drive shared with me and everyone else in my graduating class. it had a few random...

interesting thing happened today. i got a shared drive shared with me and everyone else in my graduating class. it had a few random psychology papers, a video of someone throwing a paper aeroplane and someone’s message apologising to their boyfriend for sins that remain unclear.
the file’s metadata suggest they were last touched in 2018, and although the original user to have created them is now deleted, they were last touched by a still-extant gmail address. bingo!

please don’t

please don’t

1+2+3+4 = 102+4+6+8 = 203+6+9+12 = 304+8+12+16 = 40w o a h

1+2+3+4 = 10
2+4+6+8 = 20
3+6+9+12 = 30
4+8+12+16 = 40

w o a h

can i get to the yamz?sweet yamzshow me the waycause i got bills to pay

can i get to the yamz?

sweet yamz

show me the way

cause i got bills to pay