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Mr Joyce QantasAnyone else think of Sir Robin and his minstrels?#qantas

Mr Joyce
Qantas
Anyone else think of Sir Robin and his minstrels?
#qantas

Morrison’s LNP gov were the worst I can remember. His Ministry was appalling. Labour, in contrast looked the goods. What happened?

Morrison’s LNP gov were the worst I can remember. His Ministry was appalling. Labour, in contrast looked the goods. What happened?

Charles Aznavour is getting worried in the dugout.

Charles Aznavour is getting worried in the dugout.

#football Outraged at the lack of off-field incidents, assaults, urinating in public, affrays, drug use, toilet cubicle busts and overt...

#football Outraged at the lack of off-field incidents, assaults, urinating in public, affrays, drug use, toilet cubicle busts and overt arrogant egotism, during the Women’s World Cup.
#rolemodels
#grace
#realprofessionals

I see Scott has a new job. He’s lost his glasses again. And his shirt, the respect of anyone, grip on reality and cause.

I see Scott has a new job. He’s lost his glasses again. And his shirt, the respect of anyone, grip on reality and cause.

#jobby #morrison Scott has offered to take on all executive positions at PWC. His rider is considerable however, and includes not telling...

#jobby #morrison Scott has offered to take on all executive positions at PWC. His rider is considerable however, and includes not telling anyone and a reference.

Content warning:US Politics Bombshellhttps://mstdn.social/@itwasntme/110682888756251976This must be worrying for GOP.

Content warning:US Politics Bombshell

https://mstdn.social/@itwasntme/110682888756251976
This must be worrying for GOP.

Pommy number two keeper currently jogging on the spot like Pikey.

Pommy number two keeper currently jogging on the spot like Pikey.

Christian Porter, Scott Morrison, Stuart Robert and Alan Tudge, walk into a bar - How fortuitous, pass me a pool cue.

Christian Porter, Scott Morrison, Stuart Robert and Alan Tudge, walk into a bar - How fortuitous, pass me a pool cue.

Get the feeling that NRL is currently running behind puppy kicking and sandpaper underpants in popularity. #Yawn

Get the feeling that NRL is currently running behind puppy kicking and sandpaper underpants in popularity.
#Yawn

So, Stuart Broad? Micro dose still too much. #hankyhead#ashes

So, Stuart Broad? Micro dose still too much.
#hankyhead
#ashes

Now we just have to piss off the US.

Now we just have to piss off the US.

AUKUS now AUS#ashes

AUKUS now AUS
#ashes

Oh Harry, you turned your back and walked away, … sorry, oh Johnny, you turned …If only Ed Sheeran would get the hint. #ashes

Oh Harry, you turned your back and walked away, … sorry, oh Johnny, you turned …
If only Ed Sheeran would get the hint.
#ashes

I’m ok. Thanks. Nick will heal. This allows space in the draw for another intolerable, crass, dumb ahole. #strawberriesandscream

I’m ok. Thanks. Nick will heal. This allows space in the draw for another intolerable, crass, dumb ahole.
#strawberriesandscream

So Bairstow panto. He’s behind you! Oh no he isn… fuck!

So Bairstow panto. He’s behind you! Oh no he isn… fuck!

The whole Twitter/Elon experiment reminds me of this masterpiece in so many ways.*He is a king missile*He is a detachable penis*Twitter will...

The whole Twitter/Elon experiment reminds me of this masterpiece in so many ways.
*He is a king missile
*He is a detachable penis
*Twitter will be found next to a toaster oven
* He will try and sell it for $22 but get talked down to $17

Mr Christian Porter was in Court today.

Mr Christian Porter was in Court today.

No, no, you will not go to work.

No, no, you will not go to work.

Russian bloke, squatting in Canberra. Tranquilliser dart, long handled gaffhook, 1 way ticket to Moscow - job done.

Russian bloke, squatting in Canberra. Tranquilliser dart, long handled gaffhook, 1 way ticket to Moscow - job done.