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ok so breaking up was painful, but now i need photos of myself to go on the apps? insult piled upon injury. my camera roll is for my dog...

ok so breaking up was painful, but now i need photos of myself to go on the apps? insult piled upon injury. my camera roll is for my dog and screenshots of memes, As God Intended

havent had the best month but today a postie on a motorbike flagged me down and when he got close enough explained "i wanted to show...

havent had the best month but today a postie on a motorbike flagged me down and when he got close enough explained "i wanted to show you this meme!" (gif of a golden retriever saying "happy summer solstice") because i am That Dog Lady now. so that was nice

dog sitting again this weekend. this one collects caterpillars and brings them inside on the sly

dog sitting again this weekend. this one collects caterpillars and brings them inside on the sly

also i had a dentist appointment that went fine (though a bit worried my dentist is having an existential crisis? will monitor this) but on...

also i had a dentist appointment that went fine (though a bit worried my dentist is having an existential crisis? will monitor this) but on the walk home there were THREE escaped dogs to rescue. what in the hell. all were fine, i was only there for two of them but heard about the third

a stylish older woman complimented my shirt as i was walking to my appointment and i will be riding that high for the rest of the day. thank...

a stylish older woman complimented my shirt as i was walking to my appointment and i will be riding that high for the rest of the day. thank u kind stranger

people love to shit on horoscopes and myers-briggs but the real charlatans are economists

people love to shit on horoscopes and myers-briggs but the real charlatans are economists

as an australian, i assume hamburger helper and the hamburglar are natural enemies

as an australian, i assume hamburger helper and the hamburglar are natural enemies

some personal news: successfully unloaded the dishwasher this morning. AND put the towels in the washing machine

some personal news: successfully unloaded the dishwasher this morning. AND put the towels in the washing machine

Content warning:me ranking and judging units of time:1. years. hell yeah, real and consistent2. days. p good, the day/night balance is off...

Content warning:me ranking and judging units of time:

1. years. hell yeah, real and consistent
2. days. p good, the day/night balance is off sometimes but pobody's nerfect
3. fortnights. fun, quirky, stays the same. regional but sort of related to the moon, which i respect
4. weeks. half assed fortnights, sorts the days in a bad way. not great tbh
5. hours. fake little chunks of day that get repeated for some reason? hmm
6. minutes & seconds: no respect, they're just following hours example and not even original about it
7. months. the weakest link. inconsistent, badly numbered, dont even play well with the other units. can fuck right off

my dog fred got upset when my partner went out to get us bahn mi for lunch, so i was talking to him soothingly. started running out of...

my dog fred got upset when my partner went out to get us bahn mi for lunch, so i was talking to him soothingly. started running out of things to say, and someone shared this amazon review to the group chat and i read it to fred as a bedtime story. very effective

my dog just brought me a toy 😭

my dog just brought me a toy 😭

adanvsnce your career the old fashioned way! standing outside ur fanciest uncle's office and yelling NEPOTIZE ME U SONOVABINCH

adanvsnce your career the old fashioned way! standing outside ur fanciest uncle's office and yelling NEPOTIZE ME U SONOVABINCH

havin real "could a depressed person do THIS??" urges (lying in bed imagining building a 1:10 scale model of my home with...

havin real "could a depressed person do THIS??" urges (lying in bed imagining building a 1:10 scale model of my home with cardboard boxes)

once again my tummy hurts and i am mad at the government!!

once again my tummy hurts and i am mad at the government!!

im calling for a moratorium in little insects flying right up to my ear and going BAZZZINGA!! its unsettling and v rude

im calling for a moratorium in little insects flying right up to my ear and going BAZZZINGA!! its unsettling and v rude

blorbo is just foobar for people who write fanfic instead of code. hope that helps

blorbo is just foobar for people who write fanfic instead of code. hope that helps

writing grant submissions to investigate the mental health benefits of puppy time

writing grant submissions to investigate the mental health benefits of puppy time

im a jazz poster - its about the posts i DONT make

im a jazz poster - its about the posts i DONT make

i had an internet shopping binge because i was sad and funnily enough, when the items arrived they were just items. no solutions to my...

i had an internet shopping binge because i was sad and funnily enough, when the items arrived they were just items. no solutions to my spiritual pain? ugh!

tis the season

tis the season