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I watched Uglies yesterday with @themby. Not going to lie, being dumb and pretty sounds amazing right now. I would totally have sold the...

I watched Uglies yesterday with @themby.

Not going to lie, being dumb and pretty sounds amazing right now. I would totally have sold the rebels out to get my surgery. I know this makes me shallow but dysphoria got hands.

Content warning:Surgery talk, general dysphoriaSerious question for my #trans siblings. What do you do when you have had every surgery you...

Content warning:Surgery talk, general dysphoria

Serious question for my #trans siblings. What do you do when you have had every surgery you can possibly have insurance pay for done and you still look very very boy?

I've had FFS (the kitchen sink), face lift after FFS, boob job, body feminization (fat grafts didn't take), revision for nose and brow, fat grafts to cheeks (also didn't take).

Aside from chasing revisions with my own money I can't think of what else to do. I have been telling myself "you'll pass after some time and this next surgery, don't worry" for a while now. Now that I'm through the other side I'm sort of panic'd.

Ya'll. I get to CA just in time for a tsunami? Why not I guess.

Ya'll. I get to CA just in time for a tsunami? Why not I guess.

San Francisco, I am in you. Tomorrow is another surgery and I hope this is my last one.

San Francisco, I am in you. Tomorrow is another surgery and I hope this is my last one.

Sorry NYPD, no one saw shit. Sorry, we were all looking at our phones. Shame though, we'd really like to help.

Sorry NYPD, no one saw shit. Sorry, we were all looking at our phones. Shame though, we'd really like to help.

I really, really wish my death note worked.

I really, really wish my death note worked.

♫ Last night I took some Benadryl and then I saw the hat maaaaaan ♫

♫ Last night I took some Benadryl and then I saw the hat maaaaaan ♫

Content warning:Yet more US politicsI could use a new Rage Against the Machine album right about now. I'm past being numb and onto pure,...

Content warning:Yet more US politics

I could use a new Rage Against the Machine album right about now.

I'm past being numb and onto pure, uncut rage. Getting dirt from a graveyard and letting vengeful spirits loose level anger.

It's really hard to not be insanely jealous of other people's transitions. I'm multiple surgeries in and still look like a...

It's really hard to not be insanely jealous of other people's transitions. I'm multiple surgeries in and still look like a goblin.

All I want for Christmas is to not get suicidal every time I see a picture of myself. It's a big ask, I know.

Something has been bugging me about #from. It's that no one is really all that curious and thinking about how to kill these monsters....

Something has been bugging me about #from. It's that no one is really all that curious and thinking about how to kill these monsters. Maybe I am am too neurospicy for my own good but I'd start testing things that might work.

Me: ok, they only come out at night, they eat humans, and there are no holy books in town. Sounds like vampires so let's test the common folklore kills. They could be some other type of fae too so let's get some salt and cold iron.
My wife: bitch you're going to die

I think it's time to start looking for a new job. I sat for a 4 hour tattoo session yesterday and I'd rather feel the pain from that...

I think it's time to start looking for a new job.

I sat for a 4 hour tattoo session yesterday and I'd rather feel the pain from that than log in on Monday morning.

It won't give up, it wants me dead. God damn this noise inside my head.

It won't give up, it wants me dead. God damn this noise inside my head.

Am I crazy or are they adding cleavage to women in post production to TV shows? I swear that see airbrushing in From. That is gross,...

Am I crazy or are they adding cleavage to women in post production to TV shows? I swear that see airbrushing in From. That is gross, don't do that.

@coleens_ hey girl, have you ever heard of or used Firewalla? They have a 10 Gbit throughput FW for home I'm looking at. It seems too...

@coleens_ hey girl, have you ever heard of or used Firewalla? They have a 10 Gbit throughput FW for home I'm looking at. It seems too good to be true for the money.

https://firewalla.com/products/firewalla-gold-pro

Hey Audrey, how's your transition going?Me:

Hey Audrey, how's your transition going?

Me:

Ever have one of those nights you just can't sleep? You're so burned out from working for a job that doesn't give a fuck about...

Ever have one of those nights you just can't sleep? You're so burned out from working for a job that doesn't give a fuck about you yet you crawl back for more the next day?

I really need The Culture to descend on this planet with a GCU or GSV and come get me. I want out, come get me please.

I got my first hormone panel done post SRS. It makes zero sense to me that my T level jumped to 21. Like….how?

I got my first hormone panel done post SRS. It makes zero sense to me that my T level jumped to 21. Like….how?

Content warning:Surgical talk / bodily functionsYou know those pre-surgery areas that hospitals have? The area they prep you in before they...

Content warning:Surgical talk / bodily functions

You know those pre-surgery areas that hospitals have? The area they prep you in before they wheel you back to the surgical room?

I was talking to the trans support person prior to my bottom surgery there and I had a dumb thought: “how many trans women do you think have had their last standing pee in that bathroom?” I feel like there needs to be a counter on the wall or at least a plaque or something.

Bottom surgery was a success! I’m now on day number 3 in the hospital. I get released tomorrow and I can’t wait.Does anyone have a...

Bottom surgery was a success! I’m now on day number 3 in the hospital. I get released tomorrow and I can’t wait.

Does anyone have a recommendation for what to sit on for the flight home? That’s not until the 30th so I have some time. If I need to buy something I still have time, I’m just not sure what I need.

Content warning:Surgery talkOnly a few hours left until I leave for SF. “The surgery” is this coming Monday. I’m still equal parts...

Content warning:Surgery talk

Only a few hours left until I leave for SF. “The surgery” is this coming Monday. I’m still equal parts excited and terrified.