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This weekend I discovered a new state of matter between solid and liquid: carpet yogurt.

This weekend I discovered a new state of matter between solid and liquid: carpet yogurt.

Dear diary: Today my son licked candle ashes off his fingers. Selah

Dear diary: Today my son licked candle ashes off his fingers. Selah

Happy time change day! Don't forget to screw up your circadian rhythm!

Happy time change day! Don't forget to screw up your circadian rhythm!

Idk what people are talking about, egg prices seem pretty reasonable to me

Idk what people are talking about, egg prices seem pretty reasonable to me

I love when the gui says "there was a problem" but the api request gives you the actual error. /sHey @SpotifyCares, does...

I love when the gui says "there was a problem" but the api request gives you the actual error. /s

Hey @SpotifyCares, does "MASTER_OF_A_PLAN_JOINING_ANOTHER_PLAN" mean that the user has to wait til their current billing period elapses? They've already cancelled.

I told myself I was going to post more than just angry content on online... And then Sweet Potato Hitler got reelected and all the ensuing...

I told myself I was going to post more than just angry content on online... And then Sweet Potato Hitler got reelected and all the ensuing madness... Alas.

Coworker: "Are you wearing sunglasses over transition lenses?" Hell yeah I am

Coworker: "Are you wearing sunglasses over transition lenses?" Hell yeah I am

Just stumbled across the "Trump with quotes from Halo's Gravemind" images I made in 2016

Just stumbled across the "Trump with quotes from Halo's Gravemind" images I made in 2016

America has no king. America needs no king.

America has no king. America needs no king.

Happy Superb Owl Sunday to all who celebrate

Happy Superb Owl Sunday to all who celebrate

Nightlights have really improved since I was a wee lad

Nightlights have really improved since I was a wee lad

Normalize screaming in the workplace

Normalize screaming in the workplace

Really enjoying my Xmas macropad. ... Though mostly I'm using it to have a neat volume knob.

Really enjoying my Xmas macropad. ... Though mostly I'm using it to have a neat volume knob.

Hi. I'm Chork. I spent 20 years submerged in Evangelicalism and 10 in a Christian nationalist cult. I'm a programmer, parent, and a...

Hi. I'm Chork. I spent 20 years submerged in Evangelicalism and 10 in a Christian nationalist cult. I'm a programmer, parent, and a massive nerd. I'm here to listen, scream, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Two things ruined the joy of social media for me. 1) All the rules the cult had about what you could post and 2) Facebook breaking...

Two things ruined the joy of social media for me. 1) All the rules the cult had about what you could post and 2) Facebook breaking cross-posting.

Well the cult is behind me and I can cross-post between Twitter's corpse and two clones so... We'll see. Here's to fresh starts.