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In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF from #FTX #crypto exchange has been found guilty by the jury on all counts.Lelz, as if there was...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF from #FTX #crypto exchange has been found guilty by the jury on all counts.

Lelz, as if there was ever any doubt.

Bake him away, toyz.

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF of #FTX infamy, has developed severe amnesia during his trial, being unable to recall basic...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF of #FTX infamy, has developed severe amnesia during his trial, being unable to recall basic facts like who did which crimes, 140 times.

Hint: he did it all.

Tomorrow will be interesting.

https://www.innercitypress.com/sbftrial21sdnyclosingicp110123.html

Could the #LochNessMonster be a giant eel? Statistically, not really. But this abstract is kinda interesting if you're into #Nessie...

Could the #LochNessMonster be a giant eel?

Statistically, not really. But this abstract is kinda interesting if you're into #Nessie theories.

"The existence of exceedingly large eels in the loch is not likely based on purely statistical considerations."

https://xbio.jmir.org/2023/1/e49063/

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Ethereum founder #VitalikButerin had his #Twitter account compromised, and a scam link posted.Needless...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Ethereum founder #VitalikButerin had his #Twitter account compromised, and a scam link posted.

Needless to say, many apes were lost as degens immediately approved this malicious #crypto smart contract.

I mean... just... don't do that kind of thing, from your main wallet, k?

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, disgraced #Theodex CEO gets 11,000 year sentence for a $2 billy #crypto #CEX #scam.... Only 11,000...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, disgraced #Theodex CEO gets 11,000 year sentence for a $2 billy #crypto #CEX #scam.

... Only 11,000 years?

https://cointelegraph.com/news/turkish-crypto-exchange-thodex-ceo-11-000-year-prison-for-2-b-scam

For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #AlexMashinsky, the disgraced former CEO of #Celsius #crypto infamy, has had his assets frozen. ...

For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #AlexMashinsky, the disgraced former CEO of #Celsius #crypto infamy, has had his assets frozen.

https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/09/06/ex-celsius-ceo-mashinskys-assets-ordered-frozen-by-court-as-doj-case-continues/

Press release: #SEC Charges #Hex Founder #RichardHeart with Misappropriating Millions of Dollars of Investor Funds from Unregistered #Crypto...

Press release: #SEC Charges #Hex Founder #RichardHeart with Misappropriating Millions of Dollars of Investor Funds from Unregistered #Crypto Asset #Securities Offerings that Raised more than $1 Billion

https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2023-143

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #RichardHeart, creator of #crypto #HEX, has just been sued today by the #SEC for securities...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #RichardHeart, creator of #crypto #HEX, has just been sued today by the #SEC for securities fraud.

Nobody 👏 saw 👏 that 👏 coming 👏😹

Truth hurts. #Linux #TruthHurts

Truth hurts. #Linux

#TruthHurts

It's a hot news day, more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews: #Ripple #XRP is not a security.(Well, okay, maybe that was a bit surprising.) ...

It's a hot news day, more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews: #Ripple #XRP is not a security.

(Well, okay, maybe that was a bit surprising.)

https://blockworks.co/news/judge-rules-ripple-xrp-not-security

In more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #FTC has reached a settlement with #Celsius. It includes a ban on resuming #crypto operations, and a...

In more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #FTC has reached a settlement with #Celsius. It includes a ban on resuming #crypto operations, and a suspended judgement of $4.7b to allow it to return these assets to duped customers.

Unsurprisingly, its 3 founders were not present and the FTC will proceed with cases against them in federal court.

https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2023/07/ftc-reaches-settlement-crypto-platform-celsius-network-charges-former-executives-duping-consumers

BREAKING: In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Celsius Network's ex-CEO #AlexMashinsky has just been arrested! Bloomberg: "The...

BREAKING: In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Celsius Network's ex-CEO #AlexMashinsky has just been arrested!

Bloomberg: "The arrest took place Thursday morning, according to the person, who asked not to be identified because the criminal case isn’t public."

Oftentimes, karma works in cycles.

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews ... truth hurts. #TruthHurts

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews ... truth hurts.

#TruthHurts

Apparently, this is a TEMPORARY measure. However I suspect it will be enforced whenever Twitter resourcing gets rekt--i.e., daily.

Apparently, this is a TEMPORARY measure. However I suspect it will be enforced whenever Twitter resourcing gets rekt--i.e., daily.

JUST IN: For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #ElonMusk has now said unverified #Twitter users (i.e., non-paying users) will only be able...

JUST IN: For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #ElonMusk has now said unverified #Twitter users (i.e., non-paying users) will only be able to view 300-600 tweets per day.

Talk about shooting your ad revenue in the foot... Does this guy realise his platform runs on advertising revenue, based on people scrolling through Tweets? lel.

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Twitter has now disabled all public access. To see Tweets, one now has to log in to the...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Twitter has now disabled all public access. To see Tweets, one now has to log in to the platform.

Classy, as always! 👌

Installed #PiHole this week on the LAN, and I have to say that it is working very well to kill telemetry, analytics, and other data leaking...

Installed #PiHole this week on the LAN, and I have to say that it is working very well to kill telemetry, analytics, and other data leaking from all devices within the LAN.

Here you can see the amount of crap being filtered just from #Android devices.

Our "Smart TV" didn't like it, and wouldn't load BBC iPlayer, however after whitelisting it was fine.

Installed on a standard x86_64 #Linux server, which was really easy with the script.

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Coinbase has won in the Supreme Court 5-4 in favour of arbitration.Note this is Coinbase v....

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Coinbase has won in the Supreme Court 5-4 in favour of arbitration.

Note this is Coinbase v. Bielski, not the #SEC case.

https://blockworks.co/news/coinbase-supreme-court-victory

#Quake2 Remastered coming? #gaminghttps://80.lv/articles/quake-ii-remastered-has-been-rated-in-south-korea/

#Quake2 Remastered coming?

#gaming

https://80.lv/articles/quake-ii-remastered-has-been-rated-in-south-korea/

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #Ripple#XRP vs #SEC saga continues as the now-infamous #Hinman files are released, surprisingly,...

In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #Ripple#XRP vs #SEC saga continues as the now-infamous #Hinman files are released, surprisingly, chock full of critical comments and questions from his own peers, which were then ignored.

Not looking great for the #SEC and #GaryGensler's current #crypto cases.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1668601225418543109.html