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Me: My boyfriend is a successful author. He wrote The Drone Pilot’s Handbook and The Complete Guide to DronesGrandad: I bet they’ve been...

Me: My boyfriend is a successful author. He wrote The Drone Pilot’s Handbook and The Complete Guide to Drones

Grandad: I bet they’ve been flying off the shelves!

Boyfriend is funny Him: Want a coffee?Me: Yes please, but decaf Him: One useless coffee coming up!

Boyfriend is funny

Him: Want a coffee?

Me: Yes please, but decaf

Him: One useless coffee coming up!

Here’s the story of how I won £3,000 on a Channel 5 quiz show. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/i-won-3000-on-channel-5s-brainteaser

Here’s the story of how I won £3,000 on a Channel 5 quiz show. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/i-won-3000-on-channel-5s-brainteaser

It was nearly half my life ago, but I'm still proud of it. Here's the full story of how I became a Countdown champion (free to...

It was nearly half my life ago, but I'm still proud of it. Here's the full story of how I became a Countdown champion (free to read). https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/i-was-a-countdown-champion

A piece about my undeclared cash-in-hand first job (free to read!) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/my-first-ever-technically-illegal

A piece about my undeclared cash-in-hand first job (free to read!) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/my-first-ever-technically-illegal

Want to read about the time Richard Dawkins almost burnt my house down? Of course you do!...

Want to read about the time Richard Dawkins almost burnt my house down? Of course you do! https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/the-time-richard-dawkins-almost-burnt

Remembering when I made the mistake of asking my mother how she'd spent her morning

Remembering when I made the mistake of asking my mother how she'd spent her morning

TikTok to be banned in the US from Sunday.As I'm half-American, I'm currently deciding whether to lose the Tik or the Tok.

TikTok to be banned in the US from Sunday.

As I'm half-American, I'm currently deciding whether to lose the Tik or the Tok.

Remember rotary dial telephones, the phone book, the A to Z, BT ChargeCards, early brick mobile phones, the tinny dial-up noise, the ZX...

Remember rotary dial telephones, the phone book, the A to Z, BT ChargeCards, early brick mobile phones, the tinny dial-up noise, the ZX Spectrum and Blockbuster video stores? Non-digital natives, let me take you on a trip down memory lane. (Free to read.) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/what-life-was-like-before-the-internet

'Since the US election, users have been fleeing the platform like ants fleeing from a magnifying glass wielded by a cruel small...

'Since the US election, users have been fleeing the platform like ants fleeing from a magnifying glass wielded by a cruel small boy.' Me on Twitter, Bluesky, Threads and all the rest. (Free to read.) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/twitter-bluesky-and-all-the-rest

13yo got 96% in her higher set maths test!

13yo got 96% in her higher set maths test!

Thinking of how, aged 13, I would terrorise my extremely shy and awkward male biology teacher with embarrassing questions:“Dr Mynett, can...

Thinking of how, aged 13, I would terrorise my extremely shy and awkward male biology teacher with embarrassing questions:

“Dr Mynett, can fish have orgasms?”

“Dr Mynett, can sloths have periods?”

“Dr Mynett, can hamsters be gay?”

I bet he was very relieved when I dropped biology after GCSE!

If you're having a boring Sunday evening, why not read a funny story about the time Jonathan Ross's wife accidentally sat on my head...

If you're having a boring Sunday evening, why not read a funny story about the time Jonathan Ross's wife accidentally sat on my head at a celebrity party? It's more fun than doing the laundry. (Reading the piece, not sitting on my head. Although...) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/the-time-jonathan-rosss-wife-accidentally

Guess what guys: I only just started my portrait photography business and it's already over! This AI can produce incredible...

Guess what guys: I only just started my portrait photography business and it's already over! This AI can produce incredible professional-looking headshots of anyone for $31, undercutting me (even though it made my hair frizzy). Fear the robots, they are coming for our jobs! https://www.digitalcameraworld.com/tech/artificial-intelligence/could-this-usd31-headshot-generator-destroy-my-business-as-a-portrait-photographer

Happy New Year! I hope this year is everything you wish for. In case you missed it: I have many exciting plans for 2025, including getting...

Happy New Year! I hope this year is everything you wish for. In case you missed it: I have many exciting plans for 2025, including getting skinny, having lots of thrilling sex and becoming a huge pop star. Watch this space! It's going to be fun. (Free to read.) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/my-2025-all-my-cunning-plans

Happy New Year! I hope this year is everything you dream of. I have many exciting plans for 2025, including being a great mum, getting...

Happy New Year! I hope this year is everything you dream of. I have many exciting plans for 2025, including being a great mum, getting skinny and hot, having lots of thrilling sex and becoming a well-known pop star. It's going to be fun. (Free to read.) https://open.substack.com/pub/arianesherine/p/my-2025-all-my-cunning-plans

This year has had some good times but probably more sad ones for me, if I'm totally honest. When my beloved nana died and I was grieving...

This year has had some good times but probably more sad ones for me, if I'm totally honest. When my beloved nana died and I was grieving her, I asked Lily to go and live with her dad, and it kind of broke me - so I went back into therapy. (Free to read.) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/my-2024-the-good-times-the-bad-times

Woe is me! This was a year in which I was ghosted by my ex and fell in love with a man I couldn’t have. So here I outline my very...

Woe is me! This was a year in which I was ghosted by my ex and fell in love with a man I couldn’t have. So here I outline my very scientific theory about romance. (Free to read.) https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/2024-not-a-vintage-year-for-my-love

I just lowered my Substack to £4 a month (or £40 a year if you pay annually!) Why not treat yourself to a year's subscription for...

I just lowered my Substack to £4 a month (or £40 a year if you pay annually!) Why not treat yourself to a year's subscription for Christmas? Then you get my weekly Patreon emails for free, plus the entire archive, and can keep up with everything I'm doing. https://arianesherine.substack.com/subscribe

7 things you need to change about your looks. I don’t make the rules, but if I did, no one would be allowed to have giant thick black...

7 things you need to change about your looks. I don’t make the rules, but if I did, no one would be allowed to have giant thick black permanent Sharpie eyebrows, cos they look weird and scare small children. https://arianesherine.substack.com/p/7-things-you-need-to-fix-about-your