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I’ve resisted posting this, as if I live in some bizzaro world where not posting means it didn’t happen. My mother passed earlier this...

I’ve resisted posting this, as if I live in some bizzaro world where not posting means it didn’t happen. My mother passed earlier this week. I’m back in Orlando and it’s all too real now. Not 6 weeks ago we had an amazing visit with her. It’s my consolation right now.

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Who am I kidding, I want the cage match and then just throw away the key.

Who am I kidding, I want the cage match and then just throw away the key.

How big of a piece of shit does Elon have to be for me to be #TeamZuck ?

How big of a piece of shit does Elon have to be for me to be #TeamZuck ?

Let there be no question that there is no correlation between money and intelligence....

Let there be no question that there is no correlation between money and intelligence.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4034584-ex-twitter-leader-jack-dorsey-endorses-rfk-jr-for-president/

My cat has this half purr / half snore sound she makes when she sleeps and there are times I want the whole world to be silent just so I can...

My cat has this half purr / half snore sound she makes when she sleeps and there are times I want the whole world to be silent just so I can hear it.

Just think of all of the vax misinformation that isn’t getting spread right now. #twitter

Just think of all of the vax misinformation that isn’t getting spread right now. #twitter

There’s a statement that really resonates with the #studentloan decision today. There’s a lot of people that really want to make sure...

There’s a statement that really resonates with the #studentloan decision today.

There’s a lot of people that really want to make sure that if they can’t have something, no one should.

One of the more challenging things about agency life has to be meetings. A little 15 min catchup realistically takes me out of flow for 45...

One of the more challenging things about agency life has to be meetings. A little 15 min catchup realistically takes me out of flow for 45 min to an hour. Have to check in with progress on everything the client will ask about. If I finish a task a few min before the meeting there’s not enough time to start another.

But to the client it’s “only” a quick catch-up.

Has anyone started the gofundme for the #titanic #sub billionaires yet?

Has anyone started the gofundme for the #titanic #sub billionaires yet?

Trying to figure out which day is worse. The day where everyone is home and they don't ever seem to remember I work from home, or the...

Trying to figure out which day is worse. The day where everyone is home and they don't ever seem to remember I work from home, or the day when all the kids have places to go so I spend half of it in the car.

One of the random good moments of my family trip was finding a gem of a #bakery in Florida. Bombolini in Jensen beach was just fantastic for...

One of the random good moments of my family trip was finding a gem of a #bakery in Florida. Bombolini in Jensen beach was just fantastic for a stop.

I keep hearing things like, thank goodness the school my daughter is considering isn’t in Denver but (conservative) Colorado Springs, not...

I keep hearing things like, thank goodness the school my daughter is considering isn’t in Denver but (conservative) Colorado Springs, not realizing that the school she’s considering is very liberal. Coke was too woke to drink. Everyone is a victim.

Propaganda works people. And that’s not a good thing.

A little vent. I’ve spent the last week and a half with both sides of my family. Nothing on the planet makes me feel quite as alone as...

A little vent. I’ve spent the last week and a half with both sides of my family. Nothing on the planet makes me feel quite as alone as spending time with the family. The narcissism of both sides is exhausting. But being with my wife’s family makes me just ache. 100% right wing filter bubble. I’ve heard the word woke this week more than I have all year. The library has desantis, levin, Navarro. Doctors are derided (and my wife is in med). Fancy is a pejorative. I just can’t.

Protest not just politicians- they’re already bought. Protest the nra....

Protest not just politicians- they’re already bought. Protest the nra.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/05/nra-guns-second-amendment-106856

I have a simple question. Why aren't there massive protests outside of NRA headquarters every single day? Why isn't their phone...

I have a simple question. Why aren't there massive protests outside of NRA headquarters every single day? Why isn't their phone system deluged with calls from tiktok teens keeping donations from coming in? Why don't they get to see the destruction their greed causes every single day as they walk in to work? Why isn't this the case with every gun manufacturer and shop?

I’m seeing a real trend of people coming for #seo advice that are convinced of technical issues, but really just have garbage content. ...

I’m seeing a real trend of people coming for #seo advice that are convinced of technical issues, but really just have garbage content. One I recently reviewed had nearly 8pct keyword usage in the body copy. It sounded as natural as a pink cat.

So what is your way of telling a client/prospect that their site is junk, not technically but in terms of content. #SEOtrends

I honestly don’t understand how someone can be so arrogant, self important and insecure at the same time....

I honestly don’t understand how someone can be so arrogant, self important and insecure at the same time.

https://www.platformer.news/p/yes-elon-musk-created-a-special-system

I’m pretty sure that @matthewjbrown is going to go after this guy with a...

I’m pretty sure that @matthewjbrown is going to go after this guy with a pitchfork.

https://www.opb.org/article/2023/02/13/bourbon-oregon-olcc-steve-marks-resign/?outputType=amp

When the shot of musk and Murdock came up in the #superbowl , my daughter asked if Kanye was in the bathroom.

When the shot of musk and Murdock came up in the #superbowl , my daughter asked if Kanye was in the bathroom.