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[ Is hanging over a branch in the wrong forest, still waiting for anyone to show up ]#RotL24

[ Is hanging over a branch in the wrong forest, still waiting for anyone to show up ]
#RotL24

[ Boopity boop boop / boopity boop boop / look at Pinkie go / boopity boop boop / boopity boop boop / o'er the cries of...

[ Boopity boop boop / boopity boop boop / look at Pinkie go / boopity boop boop / boopity boop boop / o'er the cries of "Noooo!" ­­— "Pinkie The Boop Mare" ]

...or Earth Pony magic hooves for that matter...[Is still amazed by the last Ponyville Knot Tying Exhibition-Competition]

...or Earth Pony magic hooves for that matter...
[Is still amazed by the last Ponyville Knot Tying Exhibition-Competition]

[Later, a package arrives at the TARDIS]Woo! An official Beaufort Scale "Fun With Interoffice Pneumatic Tubes" Play Set!...pity I...

[Later, a package arrives at the TARDIS]
Woo! An official Beaufort Scale "Fun With Interoffice Pneumatic Tubes" Play Set!
...pity I don't have any hands to assemble it with...

[Filtering Whooves's spam][Reads ad starting"Harness the magic of air rushing through tubes with Beaufort!"][Wonders what @CWF...

[Filtering Whooves's spam]
[Reads ad starting
"Harness the magic of air rushing through tubes with Beaufort!"]
[Wonders what @CWF is up to this time]

[is now hanging over the back of a Ponyville Launderette laundry cart cross-rod, reading the advertisements on the wall]"A poem should...

[is now hanging over the back of a Ponyville Launderette laundry cart cross-rod, reading the advertisements on the wall]

"A poem should be nommable and woot / Like a Stone FruitⓇ!"

Who writes this stuff?

[is in Ponyville Launderette on Tumble Dry][starts playing "Misirlou"]

[is in Ponyville Launderette on Tumble Dry]
[starts playing "Misirlou"]

[is currently en route to the Ponyville laundromat in a basket under a pile of Haywaiian shirts¹]Is this a sewn-on lei made of cloth...

[is currently en route to the Ponyville laundromat in a basket under a pile of Haywaiian shirts¹]
Is this a sewn-on lei made of cloth flowers? It's about time someone thought of that.
__
[¹ The Doctor was in a surfing competition, and hanging two quite successfully until he ran afoul of a tiki doll necklace. He went over the falls screaming "Curse you Russell Davies!"]

[ A changeling-bugbear-induced wormhole opens in the space-time continuum:https://youtu.be/7jQtVb5Xm2U?si=K9EoB8yNAjSDiHck&t=116]

[ A changeling-bugbear-induced wormhole opens in the space-time continuum:

https://youtu.be/7jQtVb5Xm2U?si=K9EoB8yNAjSDiHck&t=116

]

[A label POPs into existence amid some colorful smoke and floats down to be read]NUTRITION FACTSAbout 1 Serving Per ContainerServing Size: 1...

[A label POPs into existence amid some colorful smoke and floats down to be read]
NUTRITION FACTS
About 1 Serving Per Container
Serving Size: 1 Pinkie Pie
Calories: ∞
[Ah, so that's where she gets all that energy, thinks the tie]

[If asked would categorically deny selling Explodo-Snacks out the back door of the TARDIS][(Gives them away for free)]

[If asked would categorically deny selling Explodo-Snacks out the back door of the TARDIS]
[(Gives them away for free)]

[Is for some reason reminded that Storeroom 37 is filled with 5,271,009 flavours of Roald Goald Explodo-Snacks.]

[Is for some reason reminded that Storeroom 37 is filled with 5,271,009 flavours of Roald Goald Explodo-Snacks.]

[Whilst monitoring the Multi-Parallel-Space-Time-Inversion-Jawn, the A.I. Tie prevents the theft of Captain Spitfire's 55 gallon coffee...

[Whilst monitoring the Multi-Parallel-Space-Time-Inversion-Jawn, the A.I. Tie prevents the theft of Captain Spitfire's 55 gallon coffee barrel by Captain Janeway]
[Kind of regrets it]
[Hopes she'll come back]

*hates sleeping through a good wacky hijink*

*hates sleeping through a good wacky hijink*

*briefly wonders at being tied as a decoration into a decorative flower wreath*

*briefly wonders at being tied as a decoration into a decorative flower wreath*

[In thermopower mode it takes days just to read an email]No, I don't know where to get haypperoni Penrose-tile sliced...

[In thermopower mode it takes days just to read an email]
No, I don't know where to get haypperoni Penrose-tile sliced...

[One of the Doctors blows his coat like a Samoyed]

[One of the Doctors blows his coat like a Samoyed]

[has discovered what happens to a solar-powered bow tie buried under a pile of old coats for an extended period][cloth coats, not shedding...

[has discovered what happens to a solar-powered bow tie buried under a pile of old coats for an extended period]
[cloth coats, not shedding coats]
[actually both]

[While the Doctor is loading up his gift sack in Storeroom #42, River Song has sneaked in to pilfer a bottle of champagne from inside a...

[While the Doctor is loading up his gift sack in Storeroom #42, River Song has sneaked in to pilfer a bottle of champagne from inside a TARDIS roundel]
"How can one changeling be sucking up *all* of Equestria's improbability?" she wonders, looking at the improbability scanner. "—Oh. Pinkie Pie is taking a nap."
[She sneaks out again]

The Make-Your-Own-Diamond kits are not going over well, as usual.

The Make-Your-Own-Diamond kits are not going over well, as usual.