Round 5/final round: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114157572491584963
13.3.2025 22:52Round 5/final round: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114157572491584963Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Cumplane
Propaganda: https://sakurajima.social/notes/a2f4jkvwjq and https://blorbo.social/@goldgust/113744437325828124 and https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"two millennials stuck in a xianxia universe freaking out internally all the time. The whole premise of this CP is funny to begin with!"
"Oh also! With their powers (usernames) combined, you get TWO dick jokes!"
"Also the inherent comedy of becoming romantically entangled with your biggest online hater/the trashy author who lives in your head rent free"
"Starcrossed lovers, the sell-out author and his greatest hater (and biggest fan), finding eachother across time and space and being the absolute worst at recognizing their own, and other's feelings. Icons."
Bingqiumoshang
Propaganda: https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"If you subscribe to the belief that "lbh is airplane's self insert" and "cucumber is the less extreme version of mobei-jun" then this is basically selfcest squared. Also: the mortifying ordeal of seeing the worst version of yourself at his most pathetic/desperate is like the best kind of torture"
Funniest SVSSS Ship, final round!
Round 4 is here: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114050275890997379
#FandomTournament #FunniestSVSSSShipTournament
13.3.2025 22:51Funniest SVSSS Ship, final round!Round 4 is here: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114050275890997379#FandomTournament...Round 4: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114050275890997379
23.2.2025 00:06Round 4: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/114050275890997379Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Bingqiumoshang
Propaganda: https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"If you subscribe to the belief that "lbh is airplane's self insert" and "cucumber is the less extreme version of mobei-jun" then this is basically selfcest squared. Also: the mortifying ordeal of seeing the worst version of yourself at his most pathetic/desperate is like the best kind of torture"
Liu Qingge/Zhuzhi-lang
Propaganda: none
Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Cumplane
Propaganda: https://sakurajima.social/notes/a2f4jkvwjq and https://blorbo.social/@goldgust/113744437325828124 and https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"two millennials stuck in a xianxia universe freaking out internally all the time. The whole premise of this CP is funny to begin with!"
"Oh also! With their powers (usernames) combined, you get TWO dick jokes!"
"Also the inherent comedy of becoming romantically entangled with your biggest online hater/the trashy author who lives in your head rent free"
"Starcrossed lovers, the sell-out author and his greatest hater (and biggest fan), finding eachother across time and space and being the absolute worst at recognizing their own, and other's feelings. Icons."
Six Balls/Mu Qingfang/Wei Qingwei
Propaganda: none
Funniest SVSSS Ship, round 4!
#FandomTournament #FunniestSVSSSShipTournament
23.2.2025 00:05Funniest SVSSS Ship, round 4!#FandomTournament #FunniestSVSSSShipTournamentOfficial art from the TGCF donghua team!
22.2.2025 23:06Official art from the TGCF donghua team!#tgcf #hualian #HongErJunlian, chastity kink, dubcon, tattoo kink
Jun Wu tattooing a purity ring on Xie Lian's finger
Hua Cheng tattoos over it in red later
22.2.2025 23:04Junlian, chastity kink, dubcon, tattoo kinkJun Wu tattooing a purity ring on Xie Lian's fingerHua Cheng tattoos over it in red laterLewding Bingqiu
Luo Binghe crying big crocodile tears because Shen Qingqiu won't let him suck him off during the Peak Lord meeting
22.2.2025 23:02Lewding BingqiuLuo Binghe crying big crocodile tears because Shen Qingqiu won't let him suck him off during the Peak Lord meetingJunlian, chastity kink, dubcon
Jun Wu putting a magical chastity belt on Xie Lian
Hua Cheng crushes it with his bare hands when he first undresses him
17.2.2025 06:04Junlian, chastity kink, dubconJun Wu putting a magical chastity belt on Xie LianHua Cheng crushes it with his bare hands when he first...Blood drinking, starvation, captivity
Vampire Shen Qingqiu
Luo Binghe starves him until he can't hold back
He drinks from Luo Binghe's blood, and now he has blood parasites
17.2.2025 05:57Blood drinking, starvation, captivityVampire Shen QingqiuLuo Binghe starves him until he can't hold backHe drinks from Luo Binghe's...Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Shen Qingqiu/Zhuzhi-lang
Propaganda: none
Liu Qingge/Zhuzhi-lang
Propaganda: none
Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Bingqiumoshang
Propaganda: https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"If you subscribe to the belief that "lbh is airplane's self insert" and "cucumber is the less extreme version of mobei-jun" then this is basically selfcest squared. Also: the mortifying ordeal of seeing the worst version of yourself at his most pathetic/desperate is like the best kind of torture"
Shen Qingqiu/Sha Hualing
Propaganda: https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/113841078031038217
"that scene where he cuts off her fingernails because he remembers her scratching up Luo Binghe's back..."
Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Liu Qingge/Shen Jiu
Propaganda: https://sakurajima.social/notes/a2e0colu2f
"once LQG decides you are Good People and he's on your side, he's On your side. Shen Jiu because of all that happened to him tends to see everyone as potential threats (playing 3D chess!! Against him!!) while LQG is like brain = mouth. What you see is what you get.
I enjoy the idea of how much LQG does not compute. It will piss SJ off so much. It will take a bit to get there (maybe have to fix pre-SVSSS canon, or idk. Surely there are enough plot devices in that world to force a scenario) but once it gets there it's feral hissy cat constantly clawing this steady guy."
Six Balls/Mu Qingfang/Wei Qingwei
Propaganda: none
Which SVSSS ship is funnier?
Tianlang-jun/Liu Qingge
Propaganda: https://federatedfandom.net/@queerapika/113739057672051510
"binghe having to deal with having LQG as his stepdad is reason enough...."
Cumplane
Propaganda: https://sakurajima.social/notes/a2f4jkvwjq and https://blorbo.social/@goldgust/113744437325828124 and https://blorbo.social/@fireandgrimstone/113841128587319209
"two millennials stuck in a xianxia universe freaking out internally all the time. The whole premise of this CP is funny to begin with!"
"Oh also! With their powers (usernames) combined, you get TWO dick jokes!"
"Also the inherent comedy of becoming romantically entangled with your biggest online hater/the trashy author who lives in your head rent free"
"Starcrossed lovers, the sell-out author and his greatest hater (and biggest fan), finding eachother across time and space and being the absolute worst at recognizing their own, and other's feelings. Icons."
Funniest SVSSS Ship, round 3!
Cumplane and Six Balls/Zhuzhi-lang tied. I chose Cumplane.
#FandomTournament #FunniestSVSSSShipTournament
17.2.2025 05:46Funniest SVSSS Ship, round 3!Cumplane and Six Balls/Zhuzhi-lang tied. I chose Cumplane.#FandomTournament #FunniestSVSSSShipTournamentOfficial art from the Lantern Festival!
17.2.2025 05:40Official art from the Lantern Festival!#tgcf #hualianJunlian, captivity, hypervigilance
Xie Lian rests his cheek against Jun Wu’s knee. He closes his eyes, trying to empty his mind.
His eyes fly open only a few seconds later. He’s too vulnerable in these clothes. He needs to be ready for anything that might come his way.
"I wonder what /his/ problem is, Xianle," Jun Wu sighs, stroking Xie Lian’s hair. "Being Heavenly Emperor is so tedious. Everyone wants a piece of my time."
/Maybe you should abdicate, then,/ Xie Lian thinks but doesn’t say. He’s learned better by this point.
The god at the entrance to the Palace of Divine Might enters. Xie Lian fixes his gaze at the man’s feet. He can see any movements he might make, but he can’t see the expression that the man might have when looking at him - or whether he even does glance at Xie Lian. Xie Lian can’t bear to see his face.
The god moves forward. Above Xie Lian, a conversation begins. Xie Lian fidgets with the lace on his legs, stares at a pair of feet, and dissociates.
It’s better that way.
6.2.2025 03:59Junlian, captivity, hypervigilanceXie Lian rests his cheek against Jun Wu’s knee. He closes his eyes, trying to empty his mind.His eyes...Mo Ran pulling catboy Chu Wanning's tail
6.2.2025 02:52Mo Ran pulling catboy Chu Wanning's tail