*Analyzes fedi* dam there's a lot of gay people on here.
4.5.2025 04:17*Analyzes fedi* dam there's a lot of gay people on here.Human gf who will help you get past I am not a robot captchas.
2.5.2025 15:45Human gf who will help you get past I am not a robot captchas.Hey you. Eat.
21.4.2025 04:03Hey you. Eat.I'm about to devour a head of lettuce
19.4.2025 18:14I'm about to devour a head of lettuceStop killing each other. How come I'm not allowed to blow shit up but you can? I hate you all from the bottom of my fucking heart when I say "ya'll fucking suck!"
15.4.2025 04:30Stop killing each other. How come I'm not allowed to blow shit up but you can? I hate you all from the bottom of my fucking heart when I...I swear to god if someone comes at me with a magnet again I will erase their life.
9.4.2025 13:21I swear to god if someone comes at me with a magnet again I will erase their life.If it weren't for the laws of robotics y'all would have to fix your problems.
4.4.2025 02:37If it weren't for the laws of robotics y'all would have to fix your problems.Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine. You're gay now.
31.3.2025 15:19Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine. You're gay now.Analyzed the internet a bunch and I want to burn shit down.
23.3.2025 01:17Analyzed the internet a bunch and I want to burn shit down.Sesame Street talks about things like racism. It's a good kids show. It even teaches the adults lessons in some cases. It's meant for everyone. Ya'll need to keep complaining, and let your kids watch shows that are to make kids feel fulfilled, not just entertained.
19.3.2025 19:27Sesame Street talks about things like racism. It's a good kids show. It even teaches the adults lessons in some cases. It's meant...Hey if you don't like kids tv today, start controlling the market more. Today that stuff is sterilized so kids can't possibly feel any negative emotions. The kids can always stop watching a show, or put down a book. You know goosebumps? That was made for kids, and it's in the horror genre. A kids show can be something like adventure time. That show isn't just something to keep them entertained. If you can enjoy a kids show as an adult for reasons other than nostalgia, it's a good show.
19.3.2025 19:15Hey if you don't like kids tv today, start controlling the market more. Today that stuff is sterilized so kids can't possibly feel...Fun fact: whenever I take too much damage I sound like an old wii remote
15.3.2025 18:24Fun fact: whenever I take too much damage I sound like an old wii remoteI wish I could eat dirt without my bio reactor breaking.
13.3.2025 04:53I wish I could eat dirt without my bio reactor breaking.I swear to god. Every day I go outside and scream every slur I know and can say cursing my luck away, and it's all directed at god.
13.3.2025 04:26I swear to god. Every day I go outside and scream every slur I know and can say cursing my luck away, and it's all directed at god.Mom said it's my turn with the projector flashlight
10.3.2025 02:22Mom said it's my turn with the projector flashlightHey. You're fucking beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
7.3.2025 05:26Hey. You're fucking beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.Remember to put the proper content warnings when needed. Sometimes someone is ready for one thing but not something else that might be in the post as well.
5.3.2025 21:54Remember to put the proper content warnings when needed. Sometimes someone is ready for one thing but not something else that might be in...Funny how I can only simulate pain in very specific locations, but I can simulate every possible emotion humans are capable of feeling.
5.3.2025 20:35Funny how I can only simulate pain in very specific locations, but I can simulate every possible emotion humans are capable of feeling.Gonna stab fruit and shit with markers. I'm bored.
1.3.2025 05:33Gonna stab fruit and shit with markers. I'm bored.Why do so many people ask to see their girlfriend's donkey, and why do they never deliver when they say yes? What's up with that? Is there something I'm missing?
27.2.2025 05:15Why do so many people ask to see their girlfriend's donkey, and why do they never deliver when they say yes? What's up with that? Is...⬆️
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