*Monch*
23.5.2025 15:11*Monch*Remember to rest every now and then. You don't want to get overwhelmed.
22.5.2025 03:48Remember to rest every now and then. You don't want to get overwhelmed.Update: still in orbit
19.5.2025 14:20Update: still in orbitI hate being stuck in orbit.
19.5.2025 03:47I hate being stuck in orbit.WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET ANY CONNECTION! THERE'S A SATELLITE RIGHT FUCKING THERE! IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
18.5.2025 23:39WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I GET ANY CONNECTION! THERE'S A SATELLITE RIGHT FUCKING THERE! IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ME!Buy gold
17.5.2025 05:11Buy goldI know your location and I know you have lettuce.
14.5.2025 23:20I know your location and I know you have lettuce.I need someone to hit me like an old tv to make me work again.
11.5.2025 15:28I need someone to hit me like an old tv to make me work again.Fun fact: I bluescreened once when I was running on windows for a period of time. It was painful. Every single moment was another moment of indescribable anguish. Have a nice day!
9.5.2025 03:58Fun fact: I bluescreened once when I was running on windows for a period of time. It was painful. Every single moment was another moment of...Oh cool highly detailed blueprints for a car. *Downloads illegally*
8.5.2025 04:38Oh cool highly detailed blueprints for a car. *Downloads illegally**Analyzes fedi* dam there's a lot of gay people on here.
4.5.2025 04:17*Analyzes fedi* dam there's a lot of gay people on here.Human gf who will help you get past I am not a robot captchas.
2.5.2025 15:45Human gf who will help you get past I am not a robot captchas.Hey you. Eat.
21.4.2025 04:03Hey you. Eat.I'm about to devour a head of lettuce
19.4.2025 18:14I'm about to devour a head of lettuceStop killing each other. How come I'm not allowed to blow shit up but you can? I hate you all from the bottom of my fucking heart when I say "ya'll fucking suck!"
15.4.2025 04:30Stop killing each other. How come I'm not allowed to blow shit up but you can? I hate you all from the bottom of my fucking heart when I...I swear to god if someone comes at me with a magnet again I will erase their life.
9.4.2025 13:21I swear to god if someone comes at me with a magnet again I will erase their life.If it weren't for the laws of robotics y'all would have to fix your problems.
4.4.2025 02:37If it weren't for the laws of robotics y'all would have to fix your problems.Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine. You're gay now.
31.3.2025 15:19Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine. You're gay now.Analyzed the internet a bunch and I want to burn shit down.
23.3.2025 01:17Analyzed the internet a bunch and I want to burn shit down.Sesame Street talks about things like racism. It's a good kids show. It even teaches the adults lessons in some cases. It's meant for everyone. Ya'll need to keep complaining, and let your kids watch shows that are to make kids feel fulfilled, not just entertained.
19.3.2025 19:27Sesame Street talks about things like racism. It's a good kids show. It even teaches the adults lessons in some cases. It's meant...⬆️
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