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I once predicted (correctly) that Nirvana would get back together before this band ever did....

I once predicted (correctly) that Nirvana would get back together before this band ever did.

https://www.brooklynvegan.com/soul-coughing-reunite-announce-first-tour-in-25-years/

This is funny as shit to me (but probably wouldn't have been if I was on...

This is funny as shit to me (but probably wouldn't have been if I was on it).

https://www.flightstats.com/v2/flight-tracker/DL/2024?year=2024&month=02&date=04&flightId=1234856619

Me: [cooking chocolate chip pancakes]My brain: That last one is kinda small.Me: Yeah, that's all that's left of the batter.My brain:...

Me: [cooking chocolate chip pancakes]

My brain: That last one is kinda small.

Me: Yeah, that's all that's left of the batter.

My brain: It's got a lot of chocolate chips, though.

Me: A lot sink or get stuck too the side of the bowl, so there's one small pancake with a lot of chips.

My brain: Oh. So it's like a 5-foot-5 guy with an 8-inch dick.

Me: ...

My brain: ...

Me: Someday I will permanently anesthetize you.

RIP to Phill Niblock, one of my favorite (formerly) living composers. Several hours have been well-spent drowning my ears in his music.This...

RIP to Phill Niblock, one of my favorite (formerly) living composers. Several hours have been well-spent drowning my ears in his music.

This is my favorite work of his. It's a piano, solo. Acoustic. Really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmhndIIhYK8&list=PLKtI6DyKnYmM8fNJHt90DC8OZhpj4MGtq&index=4&pp=iAQB8AUB

Me: My brain: "Hey, what movie genre is the cinematic equivalent of Shoegaze?"Me: ... ...? .........! .....?!My brain: Dude, you...

Me:

My brain: "Hey, what movie genre is the cinematic equivalent of Shoegaze?"

Me: ... ...? .........! .....?!

My brain: Dude, you more than anyone should have an ans—

Me: I KNOW. SHUT UP.

https://youtube.com/shorts/teTiW4zUktY?si=9X2RdXYUCsmqXgzU

https://youtube.com/shorts/teTiW4zUktY?si=9X2RdXYUCsmqXgzU

I Love NYEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?si=sGw9ZyzL_tFfNgtx&v=FDhBN-W5c20

I Love NYE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=sGw9ZyzL_tFfNgtx&v=FDhBN-W5c20

This was how I spent New Year's last year. So far tonight has been better.https://youtu.be/31V8I-EiTtM?si=BowLeBOgWHsoqJmj

This was how I spent New Year's last year. So far tonight has been better.

https://youtu.be/31V8I-EiTtM?si=BowLeBOgWHsoqJmj

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away."Well, yeah, the day after Christmas is Boxing Day,...

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away."

Well, yeah, the day after Christmas is Boxing Day, which is meant for such acts of charity. Would you have preferred her to throw it in a refrigerator drawer like some vile gift basket summer sausage nobody will ever eat, you whiny little self-centered prick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE6JtnwMo8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXE6JtnwMo8

Content warning:"alcohol"Very kind of them to provide something to puke into afterwards.

Content warning:"alcohol"

Very kind of them to provide something to puke into afterwards.

Me: [zzz...zzz...zzz]My brain: ... ... Hey, you have to pee and do you think tickling's legal in the NFL?Me: ... [stumbling to the...

Me: [zzz...zzz...zzz]

My brain: ... ... Hey, you have to pee and do you think tickling's legal in the NFL?

Me: ... [stumbling to the bathroom] ... I'll deal with part of what you said now and the rest with a drill later.

An entire year of Bruckner? So, like, a symphony and a half?

An entire year of Bruckner? So, like, a symphony and a half?

One of the benefits of Shuffle on a 50,000 song library is being reminded of something you played to death when it came out and then mostly...

One of the benefits of Shuffle on a 50,000 song library is being reminded of something you played to death when it came out and then mostly forgot about.

Thank you, shuffle mode, I'd forgotten what an incredible saga this song was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXlNlj5eFw

Content warning:swearing, sex, drugs, alcohol, mimesMe: [zzz...zzz]My brain: Hey. Hey, hey.Me: zz...z...huh...wha?...My brain: You think...

Content warning:swearing, sex, drugs, alcohol, mimes

Me: [zzz...zzz]

My brain: Hey. Hey, hey.

Me: zz...z...huh...wha?...

My brain: You think Shields and Yarnell ever did a bunch of coke and tried to fuck the Mummenschanz but then couldn't figure out which end does what?

Me: [...]

My brain: [...]

Me: I swear to god the alcohol is taking out the wrong fucking cells.

First Thanksgiving without ma. My dad and brother are in the kitchen trying to unfreeze the center of the turkey with a hairdryer. So... not...

First Thanksgiving without ma. My dad and brother are in the kitchen trying to unfreeze the center of the turkey with a hairdryer. So... not the most auspicious start.

Somewhat pleased I got this one on the first clue.Heardle Lyrical...

Somewhat pleased I got this one on the first clue.

Heardle Lyrical #232

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https://lyrical.heardledecades.xyz/

Looking forward to having my therapist tell me why this turns me on.https://youtube.com/shorts/B0TD2EOw6LY?si=dyHXxFnvI2feAqQl

Looking forward to having my therapist tell me why this turns me on.

https://youtube.com/shorts/B0TD2EOw6LY?si=dyHXxFnvI2feAqQl

If you think your job is difficult and pointless, remember: somebody has to assemble nine minutes of "highlights" from...

If you think your job is difficult and pointless, remember: somebody has to assemble nine minutes of "highlights" from tonight's Bears-Panthers game.

Content warning:FoodSome guy was selling these in the parking lot for next to nothing. Score!

Content warning:Food

Some guy was selling these in the parking lot for next to nothing. Score!