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If you're following along at home, this week, the one between Christmas and New Year's, is an extremely busy week in crime scene...

If you're following along at home, this week, the one between Christmas and New Year's, is an extremely busy week in crime scene cleaners thriller 2 STREET. The Philly Mummers finalize their preparations for the NYD parade while Philly mob families finalize ways to either go to war or prevent one. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09V6LVGQK/ref=sr_1_8?crid=1V425RYOKA7OE&keywords=2+street&qid=1646873054&s=digital-text&sprefix=2+street%2Cdigital-text%2C46&sr=1-8

HIDING AMONG THE DEAD Thriller on sale 99 centsOkay then: Thriller HIDING AMONG THE DEAD ebook on sale from Severn River Publishing for 99...

HIDING AMONG THE DEAD Thriller on sale 99 cents

Okay then: Thriller HIDING AMONG THE DEAD ebook on sale from Severn River Publishing for 99 cents on Amazon. Book 1 in the Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Series. #books #thriller

A simple "Giving Tuesday" suggestion: remember that IF you shop on Amazon your purchases can become donation events by simply...

A simple "Giving Tuesday" suggestion: remember that IF you shop on Amazon your purchases can become donation events by simply using Amazon's Amazon.smile link. It took the "Giving Tuesday" donation push to remind me of this. #WritingCommunity #donate #charity

@Bronwyn Following you because of your post about your parents' dog with cancer. I could be one of those parents, although our dog Maeby...

@Bronwyn Following you because of your post about your parents' dog with cancer. I could be one of those parents, although our dog Maeby isn't dying from her cancer, which is malignant, but we won't get another when she's gone. We've lost too many good girls and good boys already. You've got other stuff going for you, too 😎, but it was mostly that.

True fact: I played #Rugby on the first high school rugby team in the Delaware Valley area of Pennsylvania: FatherJudge High School, Philly,...

True fact: I played #Rugby on the first high school rugby team in the Delaware Valley area of Pennsylvania: FatherJudge High School, Philly, spring, 1969. Heard this recently from my HS rugby coach/Chem teacher at FJ, Mr. Thomas P. Rooney. So I've got that going for me. #amwriting #novelist

@jjkeyesYou had me at "living in Philly," my hometown, where a number of my thrillers are based.

@jjkeyes
You had me at "living in Philly," my hometown, where a number of my thrillers are based.

@valpennyauthorHello, Val. I'm nosing around, looking to find other crime/thriller/horror authors here. I kill people in my crime...

@valpennyauthor
Hello, Val. I'm nosing around, looking to find other crime/thriller/horror authors here. I kill people in my crime novels, too. Lots. Most recent one is 2 STREET, set in #Philly. 17 dead, I think. Only half of them deserved it.

Any noir readers/writers /reviewers out here? Thriller readers/writers/reviewers? Crime? Horror? How about people from Philly?Is this thing...

Any noir readers/writers /reviewers out here? Thriller readers/writers/reviewers? Crime? Horror? How about people from Philly?
Is this thing on?
#thriller #crime #horror #Philly #literaryagent #agent #publisher #reviews

2 STREET is a Christmas book about Philly like "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie about LA. #books #thriller #philly #LosAngeles

2 STREET is a Christmas book about Philly like "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie about LA. #books #thriller #philly #LosAngeles

#documentary #NetflixI watched the 4-part Netflix documentary series "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?" I never knew (or forgot?) about...

#documentary #Netflix
I watched the 4-part Netflix documentary series "Pepsi, Where's My Jet?" I never knew (or forgot?) about this drama between a 20-yr-old who took Pepsi up on its "offer" of a Harrier Jet during a marketing campaign back in the 90s. Does he get the jet? No spoilers here. This reviewer (below) didn't like it, but I did, even if it was bloated. One thing we agree on: we both liked John Leonard, the 20-yr-old guy who wanted the jet.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/nov/18/pepsi-wheres-my-jet-review-the-oddly-dull-tale-of-a-man-who-sued-a-soft-drink-for-a-weaponised-plane

Self promo on novel aheadSo this review of 2 STREET is quotable. "… scratching through South Philadelphia like a rhino down an...

Self promo on novel ahead

So this review of 2 STREET is quotable.

"… scratching through South Philadelphia like a rhino down an elevator shaft, hitting all the edges and hanging from the wires."

#thriller #southphilly #philly #phillymummers

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3JVZGHML99KTG/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B09V6LVGQK

Major ear worm: the seven words you can never say on (US) television. Once you remember them all, your mind will not let you forget them,...

Major ear worm: the seven words you can never say on (US) television. Once you remember them all, your mind will not let you forget them, just like the McDonald's jingle. Go ahead, let 'er rip, then try to forget them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words
#WritingCommunity #sevendirtywords #Georgecarlin

@martha_holland Hey Martha! Good to see you! Do an #introduction post so people can find you?

@martha_holland Hey Martha! Good to see you! Do an #introduction post so people can find you?

@OlgaWerby Hey, Olga. Thanks for liking my tweet over on, you know…

@OlgaWerby Hey, Olga. Thanks for liking my tweet over on, you know…

#thriller #guncontrol #transgender #noir #violence #profanity -- The first line of AMERICA IS A GUN:"The glass front door was tinted...

#thriller #guncontrol #transgender #noir #violence #profanity -- The first line of AMERICA IS A GUN:
"The glass front door was tinted none-of-your-damn-business black."
After 7 published novels (#8 next yr), this one's still looking for a publisher. 72K words. Controversial. Many rejections but still out there with many who might never respond. Needs a publisher with cahones, male or female, willing to take a chance. Currently unagented. Suggestions?
NOT looking for editing services.

@AlanEggleston Hey Alan. Not sure if your note on Twitter was to Nathan Jones only, but I'll reach out anyway. Hope all is well.

@AlanEggleston Hey Alan. Not sure if your note on Twitter was to Nathan Jones only, but I'll reach out anyway. Hope all is well.

#themonkees I loved the Monkees back then, I love their music now. Every time I hear a Monkees song I need to stop what I'm doing and...

#themonkees I loved the Monkees back then, I love their music now. Every time I hear a Monkees song I need to stop what I'm doing and listen.

Here's a bunch of hashtags. Maybe authors/novelists/writers will find me. #thriller #espionage...

Here's a bunch of hashtags. Maybe authors/novelists/writers will find me.
#thriller
#espionage
#needanewagent
#smallpress
#traditonalpublishing
#independentpublisher
#crimethriller
#horror
#suspense
#coauthor
#reviews
#politicalthriller
#antiautomaticweapons
#crimescene
#stephenking
#Philly
#Phillymummers

#espionage Writers come find me please! Max Fend Series -- I coauthored Book 3, AIR RACE, which is doing well. Well enough that a coauthored...

#espionage Writers come find me please! Max Fend Series -- I coauthored Book 3, AIR RACE, which is doing well. Well enough that a coauthored book 4 is in the works. Stoked. #novelist #thriller #suspense https://www.amazon.com/Air-Race-Max-Fend-Book-ebook/dp/B09HHQGXN1/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=max+fend+air+race&qid=1633265645&s=digital-text&sr=1-1

#thriller writers come find me please! Twitter is tanking. Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners series books 1-3 #novelist #crimethriller...

#thriller writers come find me please! Twitter is tanking. Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners series books 1-3 #novelist #crimethriller #crime #mystery #suspense #horror https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08JKY9B46?ref_=dbs_p_mng_rwt_ser_shvlr&storeType=ebooks