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Sorry for coming out of hibernation for a shitty political joke, but I was compelled by dark forces.

Sorry for coming out of hibernation for a shitty political joke, but I was compelled by dark forces.

US Pol; jokeImagine voting for a man that can’t even vote for himself.

US Pol; joke

Imagine voting for a man that can’t even vote for himself.

Source: Trust™ Us

Source: Trust™ Us

Thank you for coming, everyone, to today’s very important Keynote. Here at Apple, we are very excited to unveil our newest product, Trust....

Thank you for coming, everyone, to today’s very important Keynote. Here at Apple, we are very excited to unveil our newest product, Trust. Now some may say that we are antitrust, but you’ll just have to believe us that we aren’t…

The rumor come out:Does Bruno Mars is gay?

The rumor come out:

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Find someone that loves you as much as Nintendo loves forced perspective 💕

Find someone that loves you as much as Nintendo loves forced perspective 💕

Food; what?So apparently we aren’t the only ones that want to eat the muffin paper. And to those of you asking if we’re okay: Maybe?

Food; what?

So apparently we aren’t the only ones that want to eat the muffin paper. And to those of you asking if we’re okay: Maybe?

Food; what?The urge to eat our muffin, paper and all, is so strong rn. Agree?YesNoAre you okay?*noms*

Food; what?

The urge to eat our muffin, paper and all, is so strong rn. Agree?

Yes
No
Are you okay?
*noms*

Melcome to WcDonald’s, mhat can me wake for you, today?

Melcome to WcDonald’s, mhat can me wake for you, today?

Boys will be boys. Unless they’re being girls at that moment.

Boys will be boys. Unless they’re being girls at that moment.

Bro, you’re like the most important thing to me. You’re like the light of my life, bro. No homo, though

Bro, you’re like the most important thing to me. You’re like the light of my life, bro. No homo, though

Us about anyone that is a little *too* interested in talking about being trans/plural…

Us about anyone that is a little *too* interested in talking about being trans/plural…

Welcome back everyone, it’s time for another round of “Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need My Basic Needs Met?” /lh /hj

Welcome back everyone, it’s time for another round of “Do My Friends Hate Me, or Do I Just Need My Basic Needs Met?” /lh /hj

What domain registrars do y’all use?

What domain registrars do y’all use?

Some of us wish sometimes that our brain could distinguish better between romantic and platonic feelings for people. Others thrive in the...

Some of us wish sometimes that our brain could distinguish better between romantic and platonic feelings for people. Others thrive in the ambiguity.

The first group is just absolutely amazed that the second is even capable of managing that. The second is confused about why the first group feels like the ambiguity is bad or scary.

Being predominantly demi as a system, and having us all experience that differently, is so weird

Now, that’s not to say that there aren’t little gay boys in here, but they have been *heavily* influenced by the predominantly femme...

Now, that’s not to say that there aren’t little gay boys in here, but they have been *heavily* influenced by the predominantly femme population of our brain lol

Being trans is so interesting because like… when we were a kid, the crushy feelings we had for girls were so different from the...

Being trans is so interesting because like… when we were a kid, the crushy feelings we had for girls were so different from the “other” boys that we just kinda figured we were a little gay boy? But nope… we were not a boy and the feelings we had for girls were as different as they were because of that. Turns out sapphic feelings just hit different lol

Retrospring; Drug mentionWhat's the greenest thing you know? — Hmmm, an interesting question. Tbh gonna have to go with good ol’...

Retrospring; Drug mention

What's the greenest thing you know? — Hmmm, an interesting question. Tbh gonna have to go with good ol’ cannabis

https://retrospring.net/@collectivelyrhea/a/112045951405285058

Retrospring; Violence mention /lhCan you please metaphorically slap me and tell me to go to bed? — I mean I won’t slap you, but I will...

Retrospring; Violence mention /lh

Can you please metaphorically slap me and tell me to go to bed? — I mean I won’t slap you, but I will tuck you in and cuddle with you while you fall asleep 💕

https://retrospring.net/@collectivelyrhea/a/112045944390342672