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[Update] Note: Go woke go smash...

[Update] Note: Go woke go smash fundraising…

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Go woke go smash fundraising targetIn the face of hostility from Rowling and other transphobes, the trans inclusive Vagina Museum have...

Go woke go smash fundraising target

In the face of hostility from Rowling and other transphobes, the trans inclusive Vagina Museum have exceeded their crowdfunding target.

Positivity wins.

#news

https://daily-twerk.com/general/go-woke-go-smash-fundraising-target/

Astronauts return: it could have been worseThe returning astronauts recount their ordeal but realise it could have been worse. At least they...

Astronauts return: it could have been worse

The returning astronauts recount their ordeal but realise it could have been worse. At least they weren't in Cleveland or Coventry.

#NASA #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/general/astronauts-return-it-could-have-been-worse/

Not only do #Trump / #MAGA hate living #black, #Hispanic people as well as #women, but they also want to erase the ones who died in the...

Not only do #Trump / #MAGA hate living #black, #Hispanic people as well as #women, but they also want to erase the ones who died in the military service of their country and have been laid to rest at #Arlington cemetery.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/arlington-cemetery-scrubs-website-dei/

Man undecided about chucking 3D glasses collectionA man in Telford accidentally created a collection of 3D glasses from various cinema...

Man undecided about chucking 3D glasses collection

A man in Telford accidentally created a collection of 3D glasses from various cinema outings years ago. He is uncertain whether 3D movies will come back. Is it time to let go?

#3dMovies #movies #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/movies/man-undecided-about-chucking-3d-glasses-collection/

[Update] Note: Pitbulls officially the most...

[Update] Note: Pitbulls officially the most dangerous…

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Pitbulls officially the most dangerous – especially when armedThe only country this could happen in is the USA. Owner shot by his dog....

Pitbulls officially the most dangerous – especially when armed

The only country this could happen in is the USA. Owner shot by his dog. Orcas are thought to be involved.

#news #satire #Tennessee

https://daily-twerk.com/general/pitbulls-officially-the-most-dangerous-especially-when-armed/

Tesla: another happy customerMusk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump...

Tesla: another happy customer

Musk has taken to personally delivering Tesla cars. Not sure if that will be appreciated for everybody. Trump tries to make boycotting Tesla illegal. Buying Tesla cars to become mandatory?

#satire #MadeUpNews #Trump #elonmusk

https://daily-twerk.com/uncategorized/tesla-another-happy-customer/

North Sea collision; good news for coastal watersThe collision has caused a spillage of fuel and other pollutants, but there is an upside...

North Sea collision; good news for coastal waters

The collision has caused a spillage of fuel and other pollutants, but there is an upside due to the sewage running into the sea.

#environment #MadeUpNews #satire #WaterPollution

https://daily-twerk.com/general/north-sea-collision-good-news-for-coastal-waters/

[Update] Note: One sector bucks share...

[Update] Note: One sector bucks share price…

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One sector bucks share price crash trendThe makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania...

One sector bucks share price crash trend

The makers of the smallest violins in the world have booming saies as Trumponomics and MAGA mania start to bite.

#DonaldTrump #MadeUpNews #Republicans #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/general/one-sector-bucks-share-price-crash-trend/

Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hackFeeling some of the backlash from people angry about Musk, the owners of Tesla cars are...

Tesla drivers fed up with abuse try a simple hack

Feeling some of the backlash from people angry about Musk, the owners of Tesla cars are hoping one simple hack will help avoid attention.

#ElonMusk #MadeUpNews #satire #Tesla

https://daily-twerk.com/general/tesla-drivers-fed-up-with-abuse-try-a-simple-hack/

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans personHaving failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump...

Delays to release of JFK files until they can pin it on a trans person

Having failed to release all the files during his first term, Trump ordered a new investigation and that all files will released, again. Anna Paulina Luna who is to investigate has disappeared...

#ConspiracyTheories #DonaldTrump #JFK #MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts

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X down – users forced to shout at traffic lightsWith the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging...

X down – users forced to shout at traffic lights

With the global outage of the X platform there have been reports of angry hordes indulging in strange behaviour such as shouting at traffic lights and waving their fists at clouds

#ElonMusk #MadeUpNews #satire #X

https://daily-twerk.com/general/x-down-users-forced-to-shout-at-traffic-lights/

Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy CenterThe annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy...

Trump Executive Order: plain lights for Kennedy Center

The annnointed one has just signed another order for plain lights in the Kennedy Center. Pundits applaud his stand against woke. Traffic lights are next.

#DonaldTrump #KennedyCenter #MadeUpNews #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/general/trump-executive-order-plain-lights-for-kennedy-center/

Crap things have JD in the nameIt has been suggested that anything with JD in the name is sh*t. We investigate.#JDGyms #JDSports #JDVance...

Crap things have JD in the name

It has been suggested that anything with JD in the name is sh*t. We investigate.

#JDGyms #JDSports #JDVance #JDWetherspoon #satire

https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/crap-things-have-jd-in-the-name/

International Women’s Day; man annoyed they don’t have a special dayA bloke is annoyed saying they don't have a special day, and got...

International Women’s Day; man annoyed they don’t have a special day

A bloke is annoyed saying they don't have a special day, and got really annoyed when people told him they do. He feels victimised because he forgot being told last year.

#InternationalWomensDay #lifestyle #satire #UnreliableFacts

https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/international-mens-day-men-are-annoyed-2/

School in Mansfield revises guidance for World Book DayA school in Nottinghamshire has revised the costume guidance for World Book...

School in Mansfield revises guidance for World Book Day

A school in Nottinghamshire has revised the costume guidance for World Book Day.

#MadeUpNews #satire #UnreliableFacts #WorldBookDay

https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/school-in-mansfield-revises-guidance-for-world-book-day/

Glastonbury anger over announced actsPeople who have never been to Glastonbury Festival angry over the performers announced today. They have...

Glastonbury anger over announced acts

People who have never been to Glastonbury Festival angry over the performers announced today. They have never heard of most of the acts.

#AlanisMorissette #CharliXCX #Glastonbury #NeilYoung #OliviaRodrigo #RodStewart #satire #The1975

https://daily-twerk.com/music/glastonbury-anger-over-announced-acts/

Helicopters: effective agents of social justiceThe Labour Party have historically tried to address social justice issues, but helicopters...

Helicopters: effective agents of social justice

The Labour Party have historically tried to address social justice issues, but helicopters have been much more effective.

#helicopters #LabourParty #satire #SocialJustice #UnreliableFacts

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