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#FictionalCharactersLifeAdviceToANewGraduate#HashtagGames If a superhero causes you to go bald saving your life, seek revenge at all...

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If a superhero causes you to go bald saving your life, seek revenge at all costs.

This is the secret to my financial and political success beyond all imagining.

@SAPhillips I still am not very active on Mastodon, but nice to have another friend here. I figure pretty soon *EDIT* Elon *EDIT* will get...

@SAPhillips I still am not very active on Mastodon, but nice to have another friend here. I figure pretty soon *EDIT* Elon *EDIT* will get tired of me criticising him and I'll be out on my ear.

Earth of a Nation#PlanetASongOrMovie#HashtagGames

Earth of a Nation

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#HashtagGames#itemsfromtuckersoffice A facial inflater for when hot air seeps out of his skull.

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A facial inflater for when hot air seeps out of his skull.

#ClownASongOrMovie#HashtagGames Pennywise GuysFahgeddaboud It

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Pennywise Guys

Fahgeddaboud It

#ClownASongOrMovie #HashtagGamesFace Paint/Off"In order to trap him, you must remove his face paint."

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Face Paint/Off

"In order to trap him, you must remove his face paint."

A full face is a face that is decidedly not gaunt. Basically it involves having cheeks that end below the ears rather than below the eyes. I...

A full face is a face that is decidedly not gaunt. Basically it involves having cheeks that end below the ears rather than below the eyes. I hope that makes sense.

Roundish is often part of it, but I suppose it could describe somebody with a square jaw, too.

David likes Teh also. Always a pleasure, my friend.

David likes Teh also. Always a pleasure, my friend.

Initial El is completely shaven. Then she has buzz cut dark hair. Eventually she has long wavy auburn hair.

Initial El is completely shaven. Then she has buzz cut dark hair. Eventually she has long wavy auburn hair.

El is strong. Strong women aren't always accepted.

El is strong. Strong women aren't always accepted.

I accept your whole system. Best wishes to all of you.

I accept your whole system. Best wishes to all of you.

Sorry you have to deal with squekhead, Teh.

Sorry you have to deal with squekhead, Teh.

Humans are weird, especially in their assumptions about sex. I hear you loud and clear, friend Teh.

Humans are weird, especially in their assumptions about sex. I hear you loud and clear, friend Teh.

#AutoCorrectASong #HashtagGames Mask the Knife

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Mask the Knife

#MundaneMonday I thought of a manic Bangles song.

#MundaneMonday I thought of a manic Bangles song.

#SeventiesMusicTaughtMe that I come from the land of ice and snow with the midnight sun. Yes, I am Canadian. #HashtagGames

#SeventiesMusicTaughtMe that I come from the land of ice and snow with the midnight sun. Yes, I am Canadian. #HashtagGames

#VegetableASongOrMovie#HashtagGames Fried Green Potatoes

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Fried Green Potatoes

#DailyHoroscope Aries: Avoid frivolous epistemic claims.Taurus: Buy organic produce.Gemini: Listen to music that makes you happy.Cancer:...

#DailyHoroscope
Aries: Avoid frivolous epistemic claims.
Taurus: Buy organic produce.
Gemini: Listen to music that makes you happy.
Cancer: Amaze yourself.
Leo: Be kind to cats. It may save your life.
Virgo: Wear a mask in public.
Libra: You are worthy of love.
Scorpio: Watch a champion yo-yo video.
Sagittarius: Pay someone you don't know a genuine compliment.
Capricorn: Focus on love.
Aquarius: Jump for joy.
Pisces: Make sure your shoelaces are tied tightly.

#DailyHoroscope Aries: A fish will change you.Taurus: Remove a dagger from your heart.Gemini: Listen for the music between the beats.Cancer:...

#DailyHoroscope
Aries: A fish will change you.
Taurus: Remove a dagger from your heart.
Gemini: Listen for the music between the beats.
Cancer: Challenge cruelty.
Leo: Speak you truth without malice.
Virgo: Enjoy a good meal.
Libra: Examine the picture.
Scorpio: Sometimes a pillow is the best weapon.
Sagittarius: Make peace with your weirdness.
Capricorn: Dance with your whole heart.
Aquarius: Assert you exist!
Pisces: This is not the end.

#LeprechaunASongOrMovie #HashtagGames The Rainbow Connection: The Secret of the GreenHow does Kermit always get the pot of gold? Learn the...

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The Rainbow Connection: The Secret of the Green

How does Kermit always get the pot of gold? Learn the secret of the green.