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I love the whole ‘your car needs a software update you just need to go for a little drive’ no that’s ok I know you know what you’re...

I love the whole ‘your car needs a software update you just need to go for a little drive’ no that’s ok I know you know what you’re doing but I’ll just sit here in the garage while you need me.

Kitty was a rescue who didn’t like to have blankets on. Now when it gets cold she demands to be wrapped in her little blankey 😍#cats...

Kitty was a rescue who didn’t like to have blankets on. Now when it gets cold she demands to be wrapped in her little blankey 😍

#cats #catsofmastodon

Down with rats, up with cats. This is a non controversial statement, but one of you needed to hear it.

Down with rats, up with cats.

This is a non controversial statement, but one of you needed to hear it.

Does susssssssssan sign to herself ina sorta humming sound when asked a question she doesn’t like?#auspol

Does susssssssssan sign to herself ina sorta humming sound when asked a question she doesn’t like?

#auspol

I can’t believe one AUSTRALIAN election has eaten so much of my attention. Keyboards down for the day I’m well and truely...

I can’t believe one AUSTRALIAN election has eaten so much of my attention. Keyboards down for the day I’m well and truely overstimulated.

#auspol Bye Felicia

LNP down AND a rate cut. Must be my birthday. #auspol

LNP down AND a rate cut. Must be my birthday. #auspol

So the math apparently says that if the libs did lose Bradfield on preferences as it now appears, with the other members who will leave the...

So the math apparently says that if the libs did lose Bradfield on preferences as it now appears, with the other members who will leave the caucus if you were to take the leadership vote again once everything settles then angus wins.

What’s angus position on the old atom smashing?

#auspol

My latent anxiety has reached an all time low now that it’s clear there is no way nuclear power gets back on the table here EVER. #auspol

My latent anxiety has reached an all time low now that it’s clear there is no way nuclear power gets back on the table here EVER. #auspol

When I said die Lnp die I was speaking German and saying THE LNP THE.Ding dong the witch is dead. Wait does this make Labor the center right...

When I said die Lnp die I was speaking German and saying THE LNP THE.

Ding dong the witch is dead. Wait does this make Labor the center right party now?

#auspol

Can I help you? Cheeky monkey. (That bowl is gravy and she wants it)#cats #catsofmastodon

Can I help you? Cheeky monkey. (That bowl is gravy and she wants it)

#cats #catsofmastodon

That article on #abc confusing the strength of medical canabis has a little bit of slip showing if you ask me. 98%, no friends that’s not...

That article on #abc confusing the strength of medical canabis has a little bit of slip showing if you ask me. 98%, no friends that’s not a thing, but it feels like you really wanted it to be. #auspol

It will never stop being sadly funny to me that the ‘facts don’t care about your feelings’ group are now trying to end the world...

It will never stop being sadly funny to me that the ‘facts don’t care about your feelings’ group are now trying to end the world because their feelings have been hurt. #uspol

Jesus Christ this guy had no idea why he was being detained for weeks, they gave him the flu and forced him to have a freezing shower while...

Jesus Christ this guy had no idea why he was being detained for weeks, they gave him the flu and forced him to have a freezing shower while suffering fever, sent him to a max security prison and taunted and abused him along the way. Guy is a green card holder with a good job who got pinned for drugs on the ground in 2016,got a misdemeanor. This was enough for ICE to do all that and way more to him.

There’s no chance I ever cross the border into America ever again.

https://youtu.be/OatfsT6FxxQ?si=jF7GXovyRVfSDAJW

https://youtu.be/OatfsT6FxxQ?si=jF7GXovyRVfSDAJW

A dude got himself bit by snake 200 times in what feels like a fetish and science thunks it can turn him into a cure all anti venom for...

A dude got himself bit by snake 200 times in what feels like a fetish and science thunks it can turn him into a cure all anti venom for every snake in the world.

Jump to 4:30 if my qs param don’t work to avoid the trump bit the lede is buried behind.

https://youtu.be/apWot-qmSbM?si=Ml9J9tbViPbn_Dei?t=4m30s

Them: ‘I regret getting my Covid shots’Me: whyThem: my Botox injector told me that the Covid vaccine is dangerousMe: your Botox...

Them: ‘I regret getting my Covid shots’

Me: why

Them: my Botox injector told me that the Covid vaccine is dangerous

Me: your Botox injector?

Them: yes

Me: you know what the b in Botox is for right?

<facepalm>

Me (internally): don’t say fauci don’t say fauci

Them: what about this Dr fauci

Me: stop watching Joe Rogan.

Them: how did you know I watch Joe Rogan.

Kill me. Kill me now.

lol ‘it’s unclear if the first man did smoke the poop weed, but the second definitely...

lol ‘it’s unclear if the first man did smoke the poop weed, but the second definitely did’

https://youtu.be/pxlRhFqmEws?si=xZzGlbtL6ek_Rotq

We’re all gonna need to agree on how many s’s in ssssussssssssan(ssssss) name. I haven’t run a contentious poll and forwarded it to...

We’re all gonna need to agree on how many s’s in ssssussssssssan(ssssss) name. I haven’t run a contentious poll and forwarded it to every journo in the QUT database in a few years. Time to get in trouble maybe. #auspol

The abc like most news outlets to to great pain to ensure everyone knows china is a ‘communist’ regime.When we gonna start referring to...

The abc like most news outlets to to great pain to ensure everyone knows china is a ‘communist’ regime.

When we gonna start referring to the US as a fascist regime?

#auspol #uspol

Is she still a crumb maiden or is she now the crumb queen? #auspol

Is she still a crumb maiden or is she now the crumb queen? #auspol

Having just serviced my ev for the first time I finally understand why there was the phantom ‘no one is buying ev’s nor should you’...

Having just serviced my ev for the first time I finally understand why there was the phantom ‘no one is buying ev’s nor should you’ campaign for all of last year.

The service took one hour, there’s nothing to do, nothing to have a giant tail of charges on. This completely destroys the whole viability for a lot of brands I would imagine.