I love the whole ‘your car needs a software update you just need to go for a little drive’ no that’s ok I know you know what you’re doing but I’ll just sit here in the garage while you need me.
22.5.2025 04:58I love the whole ‘your car needs a software update you just need to go for a little drive’ no that’s ok I know you know what you’re...Kitty was a rescue who didn’t like to have blankets on. Now when it gets cold she demands to be wrapped in her little blankey 😍
21.5.2025 21:29Kitty was a rescue who didn’t like to have blankets on. Now when it gets cold she demands to be wrapped in her little blankey 😍#cats...Down with rats, up with cats.
This is a non controversial statement, but one of you needed to hear it.
21.5.2025 07:53Down with rats, up with cats. This is a non controversial statement, but one of you needed to hear it.Does susssssssssan sign to herself ina sorta humming sound when asked a question she doesn’t like?
20.5.2025 12:53Does susssssssssan sign to herself ina sorta humming sound when asked a question she doesn’t like?#auspolI can’t believe one AUSTRALIAN election has eaten so much of my attention. Keyboards down for the day I’m well and truely overstimulated.
#auspol Bye Felicia
20.5.2025 05:08I can’t believe one AUSTRALIAN election has eaten so much of my attention. Keyboards down for the day I’m well and truely...LNP down AND a rate cut. Must be my birthday. #auspol
20.5.2025 04:51LNP down AND a rate cut. Must be my birthday. #auspolSo the math apparently says that if the libs did lose Bradfield on preferences as it now appears, with the other members who will leave the caucus if you were to take the leadership vote again once everything settles then angus wins.
What’s angus position on the old atom smashing?
20.5.2025 04:26So the math apparently says that if the libs did lose Bradfield on preferences as it now appears, with the other members who will leave the...My latent anxiety has reached an all time low now that it’s clear there is no way nuclear power gets back on the table here EVER. #auspol
20.5.2025 03:39My latent anxiety has reached an all time low now that it’s clear there is no way nuclear power gets back on the table here EVER. #auspolWhen I said die Lnp die I was speaking German and saying THE LNP THE.
Ding dong the witch is dead. Wait does this make Labor the center right party now?
20.5.2025 03:35When I said die Lnp die I was speaking German and saying THE LNP THE.Ding dong the witch is dead. Wait does this make Labor the center right...Can I help you? Cheeky monkey. (That bowl is gravy and she wants it)
19.5.2025 09:23Can I help you? Cheeky monkey. (That bowl is gravy and she wants it)#cats #catsofmastodonThat article on #abc confusing the strength of medical canabis has a little bit of slip showing if you ask me. 98%, no friends that’s not a thing, but it feels like you really wanted it to be. #auspol
19.5.2025 04:10That article on #abc confusing the strength of medical canabis has a little bit of slip showing if you ask me. 98%, no friends that’s not...It will never stop being sadly funny to me that the ‘facts don’t care about your feelings’ group are now trying to end the world because their feelings have been hurt. #uspol
19.5.2025 02:31It will never stop being sadly funny to me that the ‘facts don’t care about your feelings’ group are now trying to end the world...Jesus Christ this guy had no idea why he was being detained for weeks, they gave him the flu and forced him to have a freezing shower while suffering fever, sent him to a max security prison and taunted and abused him along the way. Guy is a green card holder with a good job who got pinned for drugs on the ground in 2016,got a misdemeanor. This was enough for ICE to do all that and way more to him.
There’s no chance I ever cross the border into America ever again.
https://youtu.be/OatfsT6FxxQ?si=jF7GXovyRVfSDAJW
https://youtu.be/OatfsT6FxxQ?si=jF7GXovyRVfSDAJW
17.5.2025 08:12Jesus Christ this guy had no idea why he was being detained for weeks, they gave him the flu and forced him to have a freezing shower while...A dude got himself bit by snake 200 times in what feels like a fetish and science thunks it can turn him into a cure all anti venom for every snake in the world.
Jump to 4:30 if my qs param don’t work to avoid the trump bit the lede is buried behind.
https://youtu.be/apWot-qmSbM?si=Ml9J9tbViPbn_Dei?t=4m30s
14.5.2025 09:09A dude got himself bit by snake 200 times in what feels like a fetish and science thunks it can turn him into a cure all anti venom for...Them: ‘I regret getting my Covid shots’
Me: why
Them: my Botox injector told me that the Covid vaccine is dangerous
Me: your Botox injector?
Them: yes
Me: you know what the b in Botox is for right?
<facepalm>
Me (internally): don’t say fauci don’t say fauci
Them: what about this Dr fauci
Me: stop watching Joe Rogan.
Them: how did you know I watch Joe Rogan.
Kill me. Kill me now.
14.5.2025 00:42Them: ‘I regret getting my Covid shots’Me: whyThem: my Botox injector told me that the Covid vaccine is dangerousMe: your Botox...lol ‘it’s unclear if the first man did smoke the poop weed, but the second definitely did’
https://youtu.be/pxlRhFqmEws?si=xZzGlbtL6ek_Rotq
13.5.2025 09:56lol ‘it’s unclear if the first man did smoke the poop weed, but the second definitely...We’re all gonna need to agree on how many s’s in ssssussssssssan(ssssss) name. I haven’t run a contentious poll and forwarded it to every journo in the QUT database in a few years. Time to get in trouble maybe. #auspol
13.5.2025 07:15We’re all gonna need to agree on how many s’s in ssssussssssssan(ssssss) name. I haven’t run a contentious poll and forwarded it to...The abc like most news outlets to to great pain to ensure everyone knows china is a ‘communist’ regime.
When we gonna start referring to the US as a fascist regime?
13.5.2025 06:45The abc like most news outlets to to great pain to ensure everyone knows china is a ‘communist’ regime.When we gonna start referring to...Is she still a crumb maiden or is she now the crumb queen? #auspol
13.5.2025 06:30Is she still a crumb maiden or is she now the crumb queen? #auspolHaving just serviced my ev for the first time I finally understand why there was the phantom ‘no one is buying ev’s nor should you’ campaign for all of last year.
The service took one hour, there’s nothing to do, nothing to have a giant tail of charges on. This completely destroys the whole viability for a lot of brands I would imagine.
13.5.2025 05:35Having just serviced my ev for the first time I finally understand why there was the phantom ‘no one is buying ev’s nor should you’...⬆️
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