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Have faith. Have hope.

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Happy birthday.(It’s going to be OK.)https://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane

Happy birthday.
(It’s going to be OK.)

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane

You just don’t understand science- Because I’m an Alpha, /all/ my genes are dominant.

You just don’t understand science- Because I’m an Alpha, /all/ my genes are dominant.

"In scientific and technical communications you need to try harder to make it relatable."..."And here we see a representation...

"In scientific and technical communications you need to try harder to make it relatable."
...
"And here we see a representation of the observable universe. Banana for scale."

#StarTrek #Ive_Venn_Thinking

#StarTrek #Ive_Venn_Thinking

Absentmindedly took 50mg methylphenidate at 1:30AM before going to bed. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Absentmindedly took 50mg methylphenidate at 1:30AM before going to bed. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

*Conducting Job Interview*“You say you’re detail-oriented?”"Yes- I like to have my t's crossed & my i's...

*Conducting Job Interview*
“You say you’re detail-oriented?”
"Yes- I like to have my t's crossed & my i's dotted!"
"And your lowercase j's?"
"Er… yes… of cour…"
"Thank you for your time. You may go."

“To trench and lay that line will cost about $35,000 per mile, or $22,000 per kilometer, so we…”“Let’s do it by kilometer,...

“To trench and lay that line will cost about $35,000 per mile, or $22,000 per kilometer, so we…”

“Let’s do it by kilometer, then.”

“Sorry?”

“It’s a lot cheaper that way!”

“W… wha… er, no…”

I have The Sloop John B stuck in my head.…You misunderstand; Not the song, the sailing vessel. Stuck in my head. Really making it hard to...

I have The Sloop John B stuck in my head.
…
You misunderstand; Not the song, the sailing vessel. Stuck in my head. Really making it hard to get things done today.

Curb(stomp) your enthusiasm

Curb(stomp) your enthusiasm

“No need to apologize, Apu…”

“No need to apologize, Apu…”

Wait- you’re telling me “mug shots” aren’t used to make personalized drinkware for the inmates?

Wait- you’re telling me “mug shots” aren’t used to make personalized drinkware for the inmates?

You approved my proposal assuming “4 Day Work Year” was a typo? Well, we can talk about it when I’m next in the office… that’ll...

You approved my proposal assuming “4 Day Work Year” was a typo? Well, we can talk about it when I’m next in the office… that’ll be in June.

I dunno- seems like a lot of work when a single drop of superglue will keep the cable connected to the port just fine.

I dunno- seems like a lot of work when a single drop of superglue will keep the cable connected to the port just fine.

Lathered-up with Logic, mowing down the whiskers of Absurdity with Occam's Razor.

Lathered-up with Logic, mowing down the whiskers of Absurdity with Occam's Razor.

“I have a fear of being buried alive.”“Could be worse. When we went to spread my uncle’s ashes, there were claw marks on the inside...

“I have a fear of being buried alive.”
“Could be worse. When we went to spread my uncle’s ashes, there were claw marks on the inside of the urn.”
“ … “

Ruth's Eucharist Steak House:"Another basket of body of Christ for the table while you wait?"

Ruth's Eucharist Steak House:
"Another basket of body of Christ for the table while you wait?"

It’s clearly a shirt with one side always untucked, and I think this guy I went to college with invented it.

It’s clearly a shirt with one side always untucked, and I think this guy I went to college with invented it.

“You’re just doom and gloom!”“Not true! In fact, the explosion will be quite bright and the photons will reach us before the...

“You’re just doom and gloom!”
“Not true! In fact, the explosion will be quite bright and the photons will reach us before the pressure wave.”