detondev - Network

"this pizza so gas, im shittin my ass. DIDDY STYLE!" - screamo guy

"this pizza so gas, im shittin my ass. DIDDY STYLE!" - screamo guy

i broke a handle on the wall at work today, whoops. in my defense it was hanging on by one loose screw in the eroded busted concrete lol

i broke a handle on the wall at work today, whoops. in my defense it was hanging on by one loose screw in the eroded busted concrete lol

train guy: yo [deadname]me: whatchu say?train guy: u ever eat grass as a kid?me: at some pointtrain guy: flowers?me: yeah a dandeliontrain...

train guy: yo [deadname]

me: whatchu say?

train guy: u ever eat grass as a kid?

me: at some point

train guy: flowers?

me: yeah a dandelion

train guy: *turns to tired guy* WHY YALL EATING DANDELIONS

text by @skyerocket

text by @skyerocket

Birthday

Birthday

tired guy: don't worry [train guy] it's not over for u since u don't got a girl yet, ur still pretty young u not like 30 or...

tired guy: don't worry [train guy] it's not over for u since u don't got a girl yet, ur still pretty young u not like 30 or something

cartoon lady, who tired guy didn't realize was over 30:

train guy: SHOTS FIRED!!!

tired guy: whoops sorry even then i mean

train guy, tired guy, and cartoon lady were having an extensive discussion about if each one is from the hood, then about saving money, then...

train guy, tired guy, and cartoon lady were having an extensive discussion about if each one is from the hood, then about saving money, then about dating after cartoon lady spoke on frustrations with her boyfriend having her do all the grocery shopping. train guy said some weird shit abt how this is why he "don't date black queens" and repeated all the dating advice he told me before. cartoon lady told him he couldn't find anyone to take care of him like he wanted cause he only dates outside girls instead of inside girls

repair#photography #night

repair

#photography #night

at least 75% percent of the problem is generalizing when we should've learned better

at least 75% percent of the problem is generalizing when we should've learned better

empyrean ii#photography #night

empyrean ii

#photography #night

afro guy: *tryna put a bag of italian dressing in its container by tossing, bouncing it off the ceiling**lands in ranch dressing...

afro guy: *tryna put a bag of italian dressing in its container by tossing, bouncing it off the ceiling*

*lands in ranch dressing container*

afro guy: aw i missed *tries again*

*lands in salad bar broccoli*

afro guy: even worse, one more time one more time *tries again*

*lands on the ground*

afro guy: damn bro

this gotta be the first time the cia's made a kids product since devil eyes

this gotta be the first time the cia's made a kids product since devil eyes

there are many coworkers i never mention cause we almost always just interact via friendly nods as we do our jobs without getting into...

there are many coworkers i never mention cause we almost always just interact via friendly nods as we do our jobs without getting into entertaining Situations constantly

toys#photography #night

toys

#photography #night

a small cricket with a top hat trots between u two and says "her pronouns are they/them" what do u do

a small cricket with a top hat trots between u two and says "her pronouns are they/them" what do u do

afro guy: why'd [jewish guy] say he'd be "here but not here"me: his spirit's watching over us *cross motions*afro guy:...

afro guy: why'd [jewish guy] say he'd be "here but not here"

me: his spirit's watching over us *cross motions*

afro guy: *little snort-laugh*

sparkle mom: wowww u talking like a priest on us