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My dad and one of my little brothers just got back from visiting old family friends in the countries we used to live in. While they're...

My dad and one of my little brothers just got back from visiting old family friends in the countries we used to live in. While they're telling stories they also brought back German chocolate. I've already eaten too much I feel like I'm gonna die

fine ill hop on trend and bolster ecosystem or whatever

fine ill hop on trend and bolster ecosystem or whatever

"Rejoicing Over Your Graces & Blessings Is Vindicating" by Assandre JB#art

"Rejoicing Over Your Graces & Blessings Is Vindicating" by Assandre JB

#art

I think last week at work, I've been more socially adept than I ever have in my entire life. I was assigned to take orders most the...

I think last week at work, I've been more socially adept than I ever have in my entire life. I was assigned to take orders most the time, so I got to work out "default courtesies" better. And I made screamo guy of all people genuinely laugh, I might be figuring out how to be funny offline? Bantered with tired guy a lot when I was helping him too.

ta-daaaaa i can adopt the same hypersexual nerdy pun shitpost diction as every other queer zoomer online at will, cuz its not that hard or...

ta-daaaaa i can adopt the same hypersexual nerdy pun shitpost diction as every other queer zoomer online at will, cuz its not that hard or interesting. maybe ill lull yall in with a few then covertly train some better funnier tastes into yalls skulls

*listening to biohacker talk abt compounding hrt* girrrrrl u can com "pound" me anytime 😏

*listening to biohacker talk abt compounding hrt* girrrrrl u can com "pound" me anytime 😏

Hello, I'm from Indonesia. Fedi is popular among prospective students for the police test and can raise the enthusiasm of prospective...

Hello, I'm from Indonesia. Fedi is popular among prospective students for the police test and can raise the enthusiasm of prospective civil servants

acting stupider than u are as a defence mechanism

acting stupider than u are as a defence mechanism

"I-taly OOOOHH" - Lucy Bedroque

"I-taly OOOOHH" - Lucy Bedroque

increasingly thinking i should take the L and finally learn to drive even though i despise the idea. can't pass up any extra...

increasingly thinking i should take the L and finally learn to drive even though i despise the idea. can't pass up any extra contributors to independence what the fuck am i doing

"Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker." The last word was still a novelty in the speech of white people in 1944. It was...

"Get out of the road, you dumb motherfucker." The last word was still a novelty in the speech of white people in 1944. It was fresh and astonishing to Billy, who had never fucked anybody---and it did it's job. It woke him up and got him off the road.

adorable: someone spray painted yellow lines along a long strip of fresher cement patching up their road, making it look like it's own...

adorable: someone spray painted yellow lines along a long strip of fresher cement patching up their road, making it look like it's own lil road. i walked it on the way home, one foot in each lane

good night.

good night.

creekside#photography #night

creekside

#photography #night

shoutout everyone whos ever unfollowed me i can't wait to kidnap you and study you with a plastic toy stethoscope

shoutout everyone whos ever unfollowed me i can't wait to kidnap you and study you with a plastic toy stethoscope