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This is the financial position of your typical John and Mary Murphy who bought a home in the last 24 months.

This is the financial position of your typical John and Mary Murphy who bought a home in the last 24 months.

Any time a Zoom meeting ends early and the organiser says "I'll let you have that time back." I picture a gigantic grim reaper...

Any time a Zoom meeting ends early and the organiser says "I'll let you have that time back." I picture a gigantic grim reaper casually flicking a bead across a phantasmagorical abacus

I still find it hilarious that the Tesco Clubcard Price impacted the UKs inflation calculations so much

I still find it hilarious that the Tesco Clubcard Price impacted the UKs inflation calculations so much

I love this time of year.Not because of the good weather. Because I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance

I love this time of year.

Not because of the good weather. Because I eat salads in front of my plants to assert dominance

Large crowd at the protest

Large crowd at the protest

The link from my watch has been removed and is ready for collection 🎉

The link from my watch has been removed and is ready for collection 🎉

Shot putted him into the back garden, closed the back door, and went to the clinic for a tdap and stitches.He went to the farm¹ that...

Shot putted him into the back garden, closed the back door, and went to the clinic for a tdap and stitches.

He went to the farm¹ that evening.

I donate money every Christmas for his food.

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¹ Not an euphemistic term for death. Literally a farm. He's still alive, I played with him last week. Far happier now

He came over for head scratches. He got them. Few minutes later he growled for no reason.There is a 3cm x 3cm x 2cm hole in one of my chairs...

He came over for head scratches. He got them. Few minutes later he growled for no reason.

There is a 3cm x 3cm x 2cm hole in one of my chairs from the initial lunge and attack. Numerous holes in my arm from the bite, which have healed with minimal scarring. Small scar on my other hand from a bite when I grabbed his scruff.

He tried to clamp down on my arm and was somewhat successful - 18kg hanging off me. Luckily I knew what was about to happen and positioned myself to take the abuse

I'm getting a new foster dog. He's fierce anxious, a lot like the Collie I had a while ago - the one that attacked me.If a dog ever...

I'm getting a new foster dog. He's fierce anxious, a lot like the Collie I had a while ago - the one that attacked me.

If a dog ever attacks you, give it your forearm and drive it into the bite. Don't pull away - push it in hard and deep. This stops the jaws from locking and gives you a chance to control the dog. Use your other hand to grab the scruff of its neck. You've now got its head pinned and neutralised the bite.

The faster you act, the less damage you'll take.

If you can call Robert Prevost by his new name, Pope Leo, you can call a trans person by their new name.Stop being a cunt

If you can call Robert Prevost by his new name, Pope Leo, you can call a trans person by their new name.

Stop being a cunt

OMG they finally allowed setting the colours in graphs. The orange was pissing me off - should be green

OMG they finally allowed setting the colours in graphs. The orange was pissing me off - should be green

Beautiful fucking day!

Beautiful fucking day!

I may need to up the dose as there's something funny happening in my trousers

I may need to up the dose as there's something funny happening in my trousers

Bae is on the wireless.Those new pills must be working. I've not had those impure thoughts about him for some time

Bae is on the wireless.

Those new pills must be working. I've not had those impure thoughts about him for some time

Contract signed 🎉

Contract signed 🎉

Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today

Tomorrow isn't promised. Be a cunt today

By 2030, the Irish government plans to build 300,000 homes.In the 1980s, 250,000 homes were built.In the 1990s, 400,000 homes were built.In...

By 2030, the Irish government plans to build 300,000 homes.

In the 1980s, 250,000 homes were built.

In the 1990s, 400,000 homes were built.

In the 2000s, 600,000 homes were built.

In the 2010s, 100,000 homes were built.

In the last 4 years, 100,000 homes were built.

Rockstar confirms that you can go into schools in GTA 6.That one friend:

Rockstar confirms that you can go into schools in GTA 6.

That one friend:

Would you be there if I was going through something?"I hope you reach out so I can ignore you""I can't wait to go to your...

Would you be there if I was going through something?

"I hope you reach out so I can ignore you"

"I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome"

These are the people you need in your life