Tortillas and bread are excellent melty cheese delivery systems.
31.5.2025 18:34Tortillas and bread are excellent melty cheese delivery systems.I should clarify that said toddler is human.
31.5.2025 18:32I should clarify that said toddler is human.I am totally ok with you comparing the antics of your pet to the antics of my toddler. I agree that they often pull the same mischiefs.
31.5.2025 18:31I am totally ok with you comparing the antics of your pet to the antics of my toddler. I agree that they often pull the same mischiefs.I am also very lucky to have AC in the house.
30.5.2025 23:08I am also very lucky to have AC in the house.Yay it didn’t hit 90 F today! Got freaking close though. Tomorrow will be another issue.
30.5.2025 23:05Yay it didn’t hit 90 F today! Got freaking close though. Tomorrow will be another issue.When I arrange to call you at a specific time, I expect you to pick up dammit. Grumble grumble.
30.5.2025 20:18When I arrange to call you at a specific time, I expect you to pick up dammit. Grumble grumble.My day is not going as excellent as my optimistic socks choice predicted.
29.5.2025 20:28My day is not going as excellent as my optimistic socks choice predicted.Why yes, of course there is a sexism problem here, it’s a feature! /s
29.5.2025 20:27Why yes, of course there is a sexism problem here, it’s a feature! /sThe pair of socks I grabbed this morning (in the dark) were the very yellow ones with hedgehogs on them. I think this is a sign the day will be excellent.
29.5.2025 17:29The pair of socks I grabbed this morning (in the dark) were the very yellow ones with hedgehogs on them. I think this is a sign the day will...My summer work schedule has basically started, and I’m all discombobulated by it.
27.5.2025 16:38My summer work schedule has basically started, and I’m all discombobulated by it.Frosted animal crackers make an excellent morning snack.
26.5.2025 17:57Frosted animal crackers make an excellent morning snack.As a parent of a toddler, I have heard so many versions of the baby shark song. I’ve hit a point where I’m kind of impressed by how creative people have gotten with the song. #parenting
25.5.2025 02:27As a parent of a toddler, I have heard so many versions of the baby shark song. I’ve hit a point where I’m kind of impressed by how...Today was brought to you by two boba milk teas and chicken nuggets.
25.5.2025 00:54Today was brought to you by two boba milk teas and chicken nuggets.Having a day of ‘well that was unexpected’ but in a potentially(?) positive way.
23.5.2025 19:55Having a day of ‘well that was unexpected’ but in a potentially(?) positive way.I would eat almost anything if it was covered in a decent curry sauce.
22.5.2025 18:46I would eat almost anything if it was covered in a decent curry sauce.Shit, tomorrow isn’t Friday.
22.5.2025 03:55Shit, tomorrow isn’t Friday.In honor of what is apparently international tea day, I have a tea stain on my shirt. I am also drinking tea. #InternationalTeaDay
21.5.2025 21:08In honor of what is apparently international tea day, I have a tea stain on my shirt. I am also drinking tea. #InternationalTeaDayDude, I hauled my ass into work for this, I could’ve worked from home all morning and early afternoon. Do not fucking ghost me.
20.5.2025 20:33Dude, I hauled my ass into work for this, I could’ve worked from home all morning and early afternoon. Do not fucking ghost me.Oooo, it’s turning into one of *those* days. Joy.
20.5.2025 20:32Oooo, it’s turning into one of *those* days. Joy.I really don’t like it when people, without asking, put a meeting on my calendar. Grumble.
20.5.2025 16:13I really don’t like it when people, without asking, put a meeting on my calendar. Grumble.