Happy #LightJacketDay to those who celebrate! 🥳🧥
25.4.2025 07:31Happy #LightJacketDay to those who celebrate! 🥳🧥Are you even on holiday if you don't take a lift selfie at the hotel?
13.4.2025 09:03Are you even on holiday if you don't take a lift selfie at the hotel?It's been a while since I saw you, Mastodon. Why don't you jump in the chair and we'll catch up while I make you look good.
30.3.2025 14:02It's been a while since I saw you, Mastodon. Why don't you jump in the chair and we'll catch up while I make you look good.Who sends their worst regards or unkind regards? Just asking
12.3.2025 17:37Who sends their worst regards or unkind regards? Just askingUS politics adjacent
If there's any silver lining to recent events, it's the four more years of job security for James Austin Johnson on SNL
6.11.2024 23:27US politics adjacentIf there's any silver lining to recent events, it's the four more years of job security for James Austin Johnson...Got a haircut today. They styled the front a little differently. What do you think?
#haircut #GayPowersRestored
Little rays of sunshine on the journey of life: Realising your new laptop can connect up to the dock you have for working at home.
Porn on three screens side-by-side! 💦 💦 💦
21.9.2024 20:48Little rays of sunshine on the journey of life: Realising your new laptop can connect up to the dock you have for working at home.Porn on...For my latest trip round the sun, my best friend got me this book from a sci-fi convention
17.8.2024 17:40For my latest trip round the sun, my best friend got me this book from a sci-fi conventionParis giving us a wonderfully camp opening ceremony! #Paris2024Olympics
26.7.2024 18:11Paris giving us a wonderfully camp opening ceremony! #Paris2024Olympics#Poutine pit-stop for lunch
20.7.2024 12:43#Poutine pit-stop for lunchEdinburgh approaching peak tourist season. It'll be about 17 times worse next month. #CapitalLiving
20.7.2024 12:41Edinburgh approaching peak tourist season. It'll be about 17 times worse next month. #CapitalLivingSomeone had a high opinion of themselves #Sexey
10.7.2024 07:16Someone had a high opinion of themselves #SexeyDoes my butt look slutty in this?
27.6.2024 16:12Does my butt look slutty in this?Bonjour Mastodon!
26.6.2024 09:02Bonjour Mastodon!My grissini are suffering from shrinkflation
25.6.2024 17:46My grissini are suffering from shrinkflationOne of our dining companions this evening
24.6.2024 20:11One of our dining companions this eveningDick pic
It might be Saturday, but it's not a softie #Saturbate
22.6.2024 06:47Dick picIt might be Saturday, but it's not a softie #SaturbateA lovely list from the Scottish Book Trust of uplifting stories about queer characters. Something for everyone feom young adult to fantasy to biography. #PrideInReading #pridemonth https://www.scottishbooktrust.com/book-lists/uplifting-books-about-lgbtq-characters-that-our-community-loves
20.6.2024 16:19A lovely list from the Scottish Book Trust of uplifting stories about queer characters. Something for everyone feom young adult to fantasy...So getting woken up at 2.30am by a very intense pain in your side is not as fun as it sounds.
Day off work to catch up on lost sleep (not just last night's) so small mercies.
18.6.2024 09:20So getting woken up at 2.30am by a very intense pain in your side is not as fun as it sounds. Day off work to catch up on lost sleep (not...⬆️
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