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Technically, you CAN eat your #ttRPG dice, but they're gonna roll like crap afterwards. 🎲

Technically, you CAN eat your #ttRPG dice, but they're gonna roll like crap afterwards. 🎲

Whenever you can, please unplug & take care of your mental & physical well-being. Pick your battles carefully & don’t burn...

Whenever you can, please unplug & take care of your mental & physical well-being. Pick your battles carefully & don’t burn yourself out & get distracted over every tiny thing because holy fuck the fight is just getting started.

He didn’t become the U.S. President in 2000 but our society ended up subservient to algorithms in the end.

He didn’t become the U.S. President in 2000 but our society ended up subservient to algorithms in the end.

I’m not an asshole, I’m literally alignment-divergent and under-leveled.

I’m not an asshole, I’m literally alignment-divergent and under-leveled.

I think some of these dipshits who post hot takes on the Internet instead of taking their meds or going to therapy kinda "get off"...

I think some of these dipshits who post hot takes on the Internet instead of taking their meds or going to therapy kinda "get off" on getting dogpiled and I refuse to take part in their debauchery.

REJECT MODERNITY (Honda, Subaru, Mitsubishi, etc.)AND EMBRACE TRADITION (a horse outside)https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?si=OrBPRw3icMX2XZ8P

REJECT MODERNITY (Honda, Subaru, Mitsubishi, etc.)
AND EMBRACE TRADITION (a horse outside)

https://youtu.be/ljPFZrRD3J8?si=OrBPRw3icMX2XZ8P

I wish you all good tidings in the countless wars to come.The monsters know what they are doing and their cruelty is the point. But any joy...

I wish you all good tidings in the countless wars to come.

The monsters know what they are doing and their cruelty is the point. But any joy you carve out for yourself, no matter how seemingly insignificant, is in itself a resounding victory.

There are over eight billion people and counting on this godsforsaken burning blue marble & a vast majority of them are NOT worth your...

There are over eight billion people and counting on this godsforsaken burning blue marble & a vast majority of them are NOT worth your personal time or breath.

There was an old adage from the hell bird site that warned against being the “main character of the day” but the meta has long since shifted. Now there exists an entire industry of the most insufferable people on God’s green Earth vying for this protagonist status through daily garbage takes. #rantover

Attention is the primary currency on social media so muting or blocking an account on instinct is literally saving my "money" for...

Attention is the primary currency on social media so muting or blocking an account on instinct is literally saving my "money" for those who actually deserve it.

As tempting as dunks & "LOL look at this dipshit" reposts are, it's still the equivalent of letting these parasites pick your pockets. So give them no quarter, dime, nickel, or penny worth of your thoughts. #rant

This week for sword & shield class I’m breaking in a new set of sparring gear! 😊 #HEMA #HistoricalEuropeanMartialArtsNewest set of...

This week for sword & shield class I’m breaking in a new set of sparring gear! 😊 #HEMA #HistoricalEuropeanMartialArts

Newest set of “toys” include: wooden heater shield, blunt steel waister sword, high impact-rated gloves, gorget, and heavy historical fencing helm. BRING IT ON! 🤺

It appears that the “spirit of the message” becomes the actual message moreso than the IRL text of the historic figure when enough time...

It appears that the “spirit of the message” becomes the actual message moreso than the IRL text of the historic figure when enough time & interpretations & cultural shifts are applied 🤓

So in a thousand years it wouldn’t be entirely ridiculous to see Lee Harvey Oswald’s mug becoming the symbol of “You miss 100% if the shots you don’t take!” or something equally outrageous

There is a profound sense of irony in how the historical Guy Fawkes’ goal was to install a different tyrant of his preferred denomination...

There is a profound sense of irony in how the historical Guy Fawkes’ goal was to install a different tyrant of his preferred denomination but his visage is now commonly associated with “freedom” & “anarchy”; the latter of which would be diametrically opposed to the concept of absolute monarchy 😅

GenAI Art is like if someone thought the concepts of “phoning it in” or “half-assing” still required too much effort but didn’t...

GenAI Art is like if someone thought the concepts of “phoning it in” or “half-assing” still required too much effort but didn’t waste enough resources.

Me as a child: “How could Nero play the fiddle as Rome burned? Has he no priorities?!”Me as an adult: *aggressively fiddles harder to...

Me as a child: “How could Nero play the fiddle as Rome burned? Has he no priorities?!”

Me as an adult: *aggressively fiddles harder to distract himself from the multiple simultaneously burning Romes*

I gotta quickly #rant about the dogshit opinion pieces all over the internet that are constantly like “OMG #Furiosa bombed at the box...

I gotta quickly #rant about the dogshit opinion pieces all over the internet that are constantly like “OMG #Furiosa bombed at the box office!” Like STFU. Just because a movie doesn’t make a bajillion dollars in the opening hours doesn’t make it a failure & that should not be the only metric for evaluating art in the first, second, or third place. Y’all are exhausting, vapid, & clickbaiting hacks more qualified reading spreadsheets of studio earnings rather than meaningfully discussing #movies.

I believe if magic actually existed there’d be a deluge of obtuse, extremely niche, & incredibly specific items flooding society...

I believe if magic actually existed there’d be a deluge of obtuse, extremely niche, & incredibly specific items flooding society because that’s exactly what happens IRL in the world of tools (everyone eventually makes a weird bespoke thingamajig that makes perfect sense to only them and no one else)

This is literally how I dole out magic items in #tabletoprpgs lolMe: “This is a Dagger for Opening Chests”Them: “So, it picks...

This is literally how I dole out magic items in #tabletoprpgs lol

Me: “This is a Dagger for Opening Chests”

Them: “So, it picks locks?”

Me, standing over a corpse with a magically extracted heart & somehow not a drop of blood on me: “No…”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5rt0NHHA3EM

Mandatory: a bombastic anime opening song performed by LiSA(n al-Gaib)

Mandatory: a bombastic anime opening song performed by LiSA(n al-Gaib)

If they ever remake DUNE again it should be an ANIME series because it’s about a special bloodline twink getting isekai’d into a hostile...

If they ever remake DUNE again it should be an ANIME series because it’s about a special bloodline twink getting isekai’d into a hostile world where he must use his supernatural powers & secret martial arts to fulfill prophecy & alter history, often in slow motion & with intense internal monologues.

Coworker explaining his prehistoric #DnD setting: “The dwarves in this campaign are a nomadic tribe of warriors.”Me: “Wouldn’t they...

Coworker explaining his prehistoric #DnD setting: “The dwarves in this campaign are a nomadic tribe of warriors.”

Me: “Wouldn’t they be a DWARFmadic tribe?”

Him: 🫥

Me: “You know, rather than a GNOMEmadic one?”

#punslinger #cringineering #ttrpg