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Someone explain the appeal of The Sims to me like I’m 5 years old.

Someone explain the appeal of The Sims to me like I’m 5 years old.

Can we coin a new term? #DunkingSyndromeDunking syndrome is a psychological state in which a social media user is argumentative but not...

Can we coin a new term? #DunkingSyndrome
Dunking syndrome is a psychological state in which a social media user is argumentative but not actually arguing, instead simply trying to “own” or silence the other(s) in the argument.

I’m new on The #Fediverse, but not a #Twitter transplant. And I find myself #torn between being #sympathetic to the new #migrants from...

I’m new on The #Fediverse, but not a #Twitter transplant. And I find myself #torn between being #sympathetic to the new #migrants from Twitter and being thoroughly #annoyed with the #toxic behaviors many bring with them…the whole reason I never did Twitter to begin with.
Hopefully they’ll calm down over time and look inward at the mental #trauma from years of #algorithmic #psychological manipulation and abuse. It like unplugging from the #matrix and learning to see with your own eyes.

I’d rather hear Gilbert Gottfried recite #vogon poetry for an hour than listen to a single Dave Matthews Band track....

I’d rather hear Gilbert Gottfried recite #vogon poetry for an hour than listen to a single Dave Matthews Band track.
#HitchikersGuideToTheGalaxy #scifi #music

We all have lots of negative and nasty things to say about #ElonMusk , but now I’d like to say something #positive about him: he’s...

We all have lots of negative and nasty things to say about #ElonMusk , but now I’d like to say something #positive about him: he’s helping make mastodon even more awesome. 😂

Maybe I’m just a #normie but I can’t wrap my head around how much people adore #horror #movie killers. No judgement, I just don’t get...

Maybe I’m just a #normie but I can’t wrap my head around how much people adore #horror #movie killers. No judgement, I just don’t get it and want to understand the appeal.

I’m convinced #people who choose the light/white #interface on any #app are masochists.

I’m convinced #people who choose the light/white #interface on any #app are masochists.

Pick the best #Apple listed:FujiGranny SmithRed DeliciousHoneycrisp

Pick the best #Apple listed:

Fuji
Granny Smith
Red Delicious
Honeycrisp

Kids, there was a time when your grandma sat me down and made me read “open letter” emails she printed out at work that were directed to...

Kids, there was a time when your grandma sat me down and made me read “open letter” emails she printed out at work that were directed to no one specific and had FW:FW:FW:RE:FW:wow in the subject line.
It was a dark time. It was called America Online 2.0.

Hold on a sec…Denny dies???? 
😭😭😭😭#greysanatomy

Hold on a sec…Denny dies???? 
😭😭😭😭
#greysanatomy

I had weight loss #surgery 10 months ago. I weighed almost 400 pounds. Today I finally reached “#Onederland “, and am now under 200...

I had weight loss #surgery 10 months ago. I weighed almost 400 pounds. Today I finally reached “#Onederland “, and am now under 200 pounds.
#bariatric surgery gave me my life back and I have zero regrets doing it.

Welp, it’s officially “dig through six inches of #Carhartt to find two inches of pecker” season. ❄️☃️❄️

Welp, it’s officially “dig through six inches of #Carhartt to find two inches of pecker” season. ❄️☃️❄️

Some people are complex, introspective, compassionate. Others can fit their entire personality on a t-shirt.

Some people are complex, introspective, compassionate.

Others can fit their entire personality on a t-shirt.

Its [sic] taken me 35 years to look up the definition of [sic] in a journalistic quote. #journalism #news

Its [sic] taken me 35 years to look up the definition of [sic] in a journalistic quote.

#journalism #news

Kind reminder to donate a couple bucks to your #server #admin if you can. Regardless of what server you’re on. Server admins #donate...

Kind reminder to donate a couple bucks to your #server #admin if you can. Regardless of what server you’re on.

Server admins #donate their time and money to keep us up and running.

I’m not an admin, just an appreciative user.

If you suddenly showed up on #Mastodon thinking to yourself:“Ah … ! What’s happening?”“Er, excuse me, who am...

If you suddenly showed up on #Mastodon thinking to yourself:

“Ah … ! What’s happening?”
“Er, excuse me, who am I?”
“Hello?”
“Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life?”
“What do I mean by who am I?”
“Calm down, get a grip now … oh! this is an interesting sensation, what is it?”

Then your not actually on #Mastodon, but instead a sperm #whale that has suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an #alien #planet.

#SciFi #HitchikersGuideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams

Is it just me, or is there a delightfully small number of profile pictures with bald eagles, American flags, and pickup trucks on here?😂

Is it just me, or is there a delightfully small number of profile pictures with bald eagles, American flags, and pickup trucks on here?
😂

“The problem with Mastodon is…”Shhhhhhh….shhh…shush. Shut it. Shut. It. “But Twi…”Shhh….that’s why I’m here and not...

“The problem with Mastodon is…”

Shhhhhhh….shhh…shush. Shut it. Shut. It.

“But Twi…”

Shhh….that’s why I’m here and not there. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Yes this is real. I just found it on Amazon, and I’m not ashamed to say I purchased it out of morbid curiosity. #spam #figgypudding #food...

Yes this is real. I just found it on Amazon, and I’m not ashamed to say I purchased it out of morbid curiosity. #spam #figgypudding #food #foodie

#Spotify: “The new #Nickleback album is here! Listen now!”Me: Nah I’m good. Thanks though.

#Spotify: “The new #Nickleback album is here! Listen now!”

Me: Nah I’m good. Thanks though.