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...Girl, do you need a glass of water or something? The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! Wanna see who won the poll?...

...Girl, do you need a glass of water or something? The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! 

Wanna see who won the poll? Wanna keep up with all the hot, steamy action? Subscribe today! https://patreon.com/distressedegg

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Nero, Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we draw art, talk smart, and RIP OUT YOUR ENEMY'S STILL-BEATING...

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Nero, Draekos, Karen and yours truly as we draw art, talk smart, and RIP OUT YOUR ENEMY'S STILL-BEATING HEART. (Maybe not the third one. We're tired. The first two, though, we can guarantee.) Be there! https://distressedegg.fun/stream

what if a crime was punching a circular hole in every single leaf in a corporate plaza with a hole punch. what if a crime were the words...

what if a crime was punching a circular hole in every single leaf in a corporate plaza with a hole punch. what if a crime were the words "NOT QUITE" burnt into an airport tarmac. villainy is just being willing to be so annoying it breaks the law, and breaking the law so hard it becomes self-expression

first off, it's bullshit that the one Beatles parody episode of the Powerpuff Girls implied that Yoko Ono was directly responsible for...

first off, it's bullshit that the one Beatles parody episode of the Powerpuff Girls implied that Yoko Ono was directly responsible for their breakup. second off, it's bullshit that the stand-in for Yoko Ono was a literal actual chimpanzee from the zoo they put in a dress to honey trap Mojo Jojo. But third off, and i feel like this doesn't get talked about enough because of the first two points, third off is the fact that a Fluxus movement supervillain is a fucking amazing idea. it's wasted here

Who's gonna win? Who's gonna lose? Polls are now closed, but you can still keep up with all the action in the final round of the...

Who's gonna win? Who's gonna lose? Polls are now closed, but you can still keep up with all the action in the final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament! Subscribe today-- $2 gets you early art and comic pages PLUS access to our private Discord server! https://patreon.com/distressedegg

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Karen and yours truly for a short, sweet classic-style stream where we draw and catch up following my...

TONIGHT! 6pm PT / 9pm ET! Join Karen and yours truly for a short, sweet classic-style stream where we draw and catch up following my prolonged absence. Come in and say hi! https://distressedegg.fun/stream

I'm sure she has a lovely personality, once you get to know her...The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament hurtles towards its...

I'm sure she has a lovely personality, once you get to know her...

The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament hurtles towards its intense climax! Subscribe to https://patreon.com/distressedegg today to stay updated- access to early updates, sketches & more costs as little as $2 USD per month!

"The service here is terrible, but you can't beat the atmosphere." Continuing in our TAROT series, this piece was based on the...

"The service here is terrible, but you can't beat the atmosphere." Continuing in our TAROT series, this piece was based on the Two of Pizzas from Marie Enger's RIP Deck! https://soengery.com/products/rip-1

[Originally posted 2024.11.30. Subscribe today: https://patreon.com/distressedegg ]

BUNNYBOY SWEEP 2025

BUNNYBOY SWEEP 2025

LB SCREAMING AND CHEERING

LB SCREAMING AND CHEERING

Just a little love tap, right between the eyes~ The FINAL ROUND of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues!TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Pledge now,...

Just a little love tap, right between the eyes~ The FINAL ROUND of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues!

TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Pledge now, get your vote in before noon PST on Friday and help decide which kink wins: CAPE KINK or DOLLS & DRONES! https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-final-121821643

Great sex is all about clear communication and an understanding of each others' needs. The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament...

Great sex is all about clear communication and an understanding of each others' needs. The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues!

It's the LAST WEEK of voting, and the results are close! Will YOU be the one to decide who wins? https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-final-121821643

Rule #1 of sparring with synths: Never assume your opponent has the same joint pivot radii as you do. The final round of our FUCK-OFF KINK...

Rule #1 of sparring with synths: Never assume your opponent has the same joint pivot radii as you do. The final round of our FUCK-OFF KINK TOURNAMENT continues! 

Which will win, DOLLS & DRONES or CAPE KINK? Sign up NOW to vote! https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-final-121821643

Slippery, ain'tcha? The final round of our FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! Poll ends THIS FRIDAY, February 28th, at noon PST! All...

Slippery, ain'tcha? The final round of our FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! 

Poll ends THIS FRIDAY, February 28th, at noon PST! All paid tiers can vote on the winner, so sign up today if you haven't, and if you have, then... VOTE already!! https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-final-121821643

From now until the 28th, the Ursa Major Awards are taking nominations! What if a certain evil science woman stole the prize this year for...

From now until the 28th, the Ursa Major Awards are taking nominations! What if a certain evil science woman stole the prize this year for Best Graphic story? Could be cool! >;3 Nominate THE SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT-- it's free, quick and easy. https://ursamajorawards.org/nominations.htm

Tap gloves, let's do this thing! The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! Subscribe NOW to vote on who will win:...

Tap gloves, let's do this thing! The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! 

Subscribe NOW to vote on who will win: Radar Girl, representing CAPE KINK, or Septima Cultro, representing DOLLS AND DRONES! Every vote counts! https://www.patreon.com/posts/fuck-off-final-121821643

Let's not get TOO wet and wild here, gals. The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! Which kink will win, CAPE KINK or...

Let's not get TOO wet and wild here, gals. The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! 

Which kink will win, CAPE KINK or DOLLS & DRONES? Subscribe today and vote on the winner! https://www.patreon.com/posts/121821643

Just because you're out of the tournament, that doesn't mean you don't still get to watch the fireworks. The FUCK-OFF kink...

Just because you're out of the tournament, that doesn't mean you don't still get to watch the fireworks. The FUCK-OFF kink tournament's final round continues! 

Subscribe TODAY to vote on the winner of this round! Poll ends February 28th! https://www.patreon.com/posts/121821643

Fans of DOLLS & DRONES, put your gloves together! The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! Subscribe today and vote...

Fans of DOLLS & DRONES, put your gloves together! The final round of the FUCK-OFF kink tournament continues! 

Subscribe today and vote on the winner of this round! Poll runs until February 28th! https://www.patreon.com/posts/121821643

I also put together a quick sale over on my itch.io page! Grab PDFs of my comics for 25% off, from now through Monday! Happy...

I also put together a quick sale over on my itch.io page! Grab PDFs of my comics for 25% off, from now through Monday! Happy Villain-tine's Day~ 💗🧡💚💜🖤 https://itch.io/s/148048/degg-villain-tines-day