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For all of you who have been CrowdStricken this morning, my deepest sympathies.#CrowdStrike #CrowdStricken

For all of you who have been CrowdStricken this morning, my deepest sympathies.
#CrowdStrike #CrowdStricken

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

Microsoft: Your organization would like you to make a PIN that can be used in place of your complex password because it’s easier and a...

Microsoft: Your organization would like you to make a PIN that can be used in place of your complex password because it’s easier and a requirement Please create one:
Self: (typetypetype)
Microsoft: That’s not nearly complex enough. Please try again.
Self: (types his complex pass phrase in)
Microsoft: Perfect! Now you can use your new easier PIN!

Self: 👿

The subtext is SO true.

The subtext is SO true.

You know a relationship has a sense of familiarity where one woman says to her partner next to you (regarding an event of some sort) “Will...

You know a relationship has a sense of familiarity where one woman says to her partner next to you (regarding an event of some sort) “Will I need a bra?”

RIP Yoshi, my friend of nineteen years old. You got me through the loss of another furry friend and my spouse at the same time, and loved me...

RIP Yoshi, my friend of nineteen years old. You got me through the loss of another furry friend and my spouse at the same time, and loved me when I couldn’t love myself, let alone others.

You will be sorely missed.

And now I know why Israelis have so little control over their government.“There are 120 Knesset members, elected into office through a...

And now I know why Israelis have so little control over their government.

“There are 120 Knesset members, elected into office through a closed-list vote, meaning Israelis vote for political parties and not for specific people.”

https://www.i24news.tv/en/news/israel/politics/1657654937-explainer-how-israel-s-parliament-the-knesset-works

So….?

So….?

Someone else… “Hey, I don’t want you to think I’ve forgotten about you…”Me (thinking) “Given the delay on x thing I need and...

Someone else… “Hey, I don’t want you to think I’ve forgotten about you…”

Me (thinking) “Given the delay on x thing I need and that I asked the status of x, I think you did..But it’s okay, I’d forget about me too. Now please forget I work here while still sending the paycheck?” 🤔

Especially when your conversation started about then asking how they could find a couple of nice large-screen monitors for their wife doing...

Especially when your conversation started about then asking how they could find a couple of nice large-screen monitors for their wife doing their books…And then they say “You IT people are SO expensive, why can’t I just (something something Best Buy…)” when you showed them a midrange business product on great discount.

You can’t talk anything about anything anymore with anyone around you without them thinking your political views oppose theirs. Especially...

You can’t talk anything about anything anymore with anyone around you without them thinking your political views oppose theirs. Especially when the topic you started with is “kindness”.

Wishing everyone a Happy National Singles Awareness Day.

Wishing everyone a Happy National Singles Awareness Day.

Raspberry Pi making.RPi 5, OEM heatsink (had to break off one fin for fit), Pimoroni M.2 NVMe base with SK Hynix PC601 256GB, Elecrow 5”...

Raspberry Pi making.
RPi 5, OEM heatsink (had to break off one fin for fit), Pimoroni M.2 NVMe base with SK Hynix PC601 256GB, Elecrow 5” 800x480 touch screen) #raspberry5 #raspberrypi

Now I completely understand the “Eats, shoots, and leaves” bit.

Now I completely understand the “Eats, shoots, and leaves” bit.

Five words:Limited Edition Turducken Hot Pocket.Once a year. It would make a KILLING.

Five words:
Limited Edition Turducken Hot Pocket.

Once a year. It would make a KILLING.

If Dad’s a psychologist and Mom sells lingerie, am I a Freudian slip?

If Dad’s a psychologist and Mom sells lingerie, am I a Freudian slip?

Sony WH-1000XM5 means never having to say you’re sorry.Unless it’s “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I’m in my own quiet , comfortable...

Sony WH-1000XM5 means never having to say you’re sorry.

Unless it’s “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I’m in my own quiet , comfortable bubble of active noise canceling joy.”

Words fail me.

Words fail me.

It is really sad that almost thirty years of my career can be boiled down to this. #IT #Networking #sysadm

It is really sad that almost thirty years of my career can be boiled down to this. #IT #Networking #sysadm

Okay, I just found an easter egg in Diablo 4. Who the heck put a Sarlaac pit in here?

Okay, I just found an easter egg in Diablo 4. Who the heck put a Sarlaac pit in here?