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Have this weird feeling that most, if not all, of the pilots who have died in the air crashes in the US over the past week were straight...

Have this weird feeling that most, if not all, of the pilots who have died in the air crashes in the US over the past week were straight men. Maybe we need more DEI not less of it...

Out on our nightly slug hunt, only to find someone started earlier. #hedgehogs

Out on our nightly slug hunt, only to find someone started earlier. #hedgehogs

Just had an unsolicited phone call from someone speaking on behalf of #Oxfam thanking me for my support. However, I don't support #Oxfam...

Just had an unsolicited phone call from someone speaking on behalf of #Oxfam thanking me for my support. However, I don't support #Oxfam and never would.
I hate the tactics used by corporate charities. Frankly, the changes implemented more than a decade ago regarding charitable funding in the UK didn't go far enough.

#Rees-Mogg was often referred to as the honourable member for the 18th century. Am wondering if #Farage should be referred to as the member...

#Rees-Mogg was often referred to as the honourable member for the 18th century. Am wondering if #Farage should be referred to as the member for Trumpton.

#Farage is the political sh!t stain that requires several flushes and stiff brush before it's fully gone.

#Farage is the political sh!t stain that requires several flushes and stiff brush before it's fully gone.

Going by his previous habit, #Farage has just completed his annual visit to #Parliament. No doubt the rest of his time will be split...

Going by his previous habit, #Farage has just completed his annual visit to #Parliament. No doubt the rest of his time will be split between #Clacton and a television studio.

It already feels as if the adults are back in the room. #GeneralElection

It already feels as if the adults are back in the room. #GeneralElection

9 out of 10 people who have had a pint in a pub with #Farage realise he is the pub bore.The 1 out of 10 who don't realise this are...

9 out of 10 people who have had a pint in a pub with #Farage realise he is the pub bore.

The 1 out of 10 who don't realise this are sipping on lemonade and eating Nobby's Nuts. #GeneralElection

#Farage is as persuasive as a sensible politician as that actor was who played the French policeman in Allo, Allo.#GeneralElection

#Farage is as persuasive as a sensible politician as that actor was who played the French policeman in Allo, Allo.
#GeneralElection

Watch out for the shy #Tories claiming "They're all the same" as a justification for their vote this week. #GeneralElection

Watch out for the shy #Tories claiming "They're all the same" as a justification for their vote this week. #GeneralElection

#Farage response to the latest #reform fiasco reminds me of a used car salesman suggesting he has no control over his mechanics. #irony...

#Farage response to the latest #reform fiasco reminds me of a used car salesman suggesting he has no control over his mechanics. #irony #GeneralElection

I have always thought that you should treat a #fascist in the same way you should treat a slug. #ReformUK . #GeneralElection

I have always thought that you should treat a #fascist in the same way you should treat a slug. #ReformUK . #GeneralElection

There is an old saying about steering clear of men who wear a hat whilst driving a car. Today, I would add men who wear red or mustard...

There is an old saying about steering clear of men who wear a hat whilst driving a car. Today, I would add men who wear red or mustard coloured trousers. Always worth keeping a distance, whether driving a car or not.

Meanwhile, in Plymouth, #Tory Johnny Mercer is attempting to indulge in willy waving against Labour's Fred Thomas, knowing full well...

Meanwhile, in Plymouth, #Tory Johnny Mercer is attempting to indulge in willy waving against Labour's Fred Thomas, knowing full well that Thomas' military career includes secret ops that he cannot discuss publicly.
#corrupt #lowlife #GeneralElection

First, they partied whilst people were dying. Now, they're involved with a form of insider betting. #Tories #GeneralElection

First, they partied whilst people were dying. Now, they're involved with a form of insider betting. #Tories #GeneralElection

Dear God,You got the wrong #Donald.Can you try harder? Please!#Trump

Dear God,
You got the wrong #Donald.
Can you try harder? Please!
#Trump

I guess it was an effort to save money, but my wife tells me that the #Reform and #Tory leaflets were put through the frpnt door at the same...

I guess it was an effort to save money, but my wife tells me that the #Reform and #Tory leaflets were put through the frpnt door at the same time today. Maybe both have had to use a commercial company to deliver them due to lack of volunteers. #GeneralElection

First, a close aide, then your protection officer, then your director of campaigns and his wife. The one thing thing they have in common is...

First, a close aide, then your protection officer, then your director of campaigns and his wife. The one thing thing they have in common is their proximity to #Sunak . You can tell the character of a man by the company he keeps
#corrupt #Tories #GeneralElection

One police protection officer suspended over allegation of dodgy betting on date of election and facing misconduct in public office charges....

One police protection officer suspended over allegation of dodgy betting on date of election and facing misconduct in public office charges. Two #Tory candidates accused of the same thing, and nothing happens to them. #corrupt #GeneralElection

I tend to avoid social media and steer clear of the mainstream media too due to the fact that it is often wall to wall #Farage .However, the...

I tend to avoid social media and steer clear of the mainstream media too due to the fact that it is often wall to wall #Farage .
However, the bollocking #Sunak got on #LBC this morning was a pleasant surprise to hear. Didn't realise just how much anger is out there. Thought it was just me...